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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8387
 01.08.2008
From the series “Doctor, I have it...”

The 80s. of Moscow. Regional Clinic

From the therapist comes out a pregnant girl with square eyes and certificate

in the hand.

The certificate reads: "There is a swelling of the abdomen due to pregnancy."



The whole line rolled.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8386
 01.08.2008
Roman Abramovich once threw money on his mobile phone and accidentally bought it

The Beeline Company.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8385
 01.08.2008
Randoom: Paradoxically, but the less a girl is fucked, the more she is fucked.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №8384
 01.08.2008
Quotes about incorrect coding:

<Sc0v> YRN MHRE ONDSHLUK WRN MHRE MY Gfs?
<black and white> thistle?
<Sc0v> YAHWEH= YAHWEH, YAHWEH, YAHWEH
<tinnitus> now I know what a thinnitus is

Now let’s look at it through the eyes of the second man (Sc0v):

<Sc0v> who raised the thread on the Gfs?
<Get> is it up?
<Sc0v> lifted = started, set up
<Eccechyuope> With Feretch Ooba, UFF FBLPE Raised

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8383
 01.08.2008
In the ASK
1: I downloaded p2p porn here recently
1: 16GB film 1980x1080 resolution

2nd OO

I didn’t get these guys in the monitor.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8382
 01.08.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck, users are eight-legged... eight curved, shabby hands that grow out of your ass.

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