One of my acquaintances had a cat.And he called it no other than Rammstein.Eh, how much beer was poured out by the youth near the entrance, when the grandmother-God's bowl rolled out and on the whole street began to scream, 'Rammstein!'

by Ksyushkin:
I feel under an experienced protein.
and Anton:
I have read the last post three times.
by Ksyushkin:
and?
and Anton:
I don’t know why you slept under the blanket. Even the experienced...
and Anton:
It is :)
by Ksyushkin:
New feelings of hozz! ))

On January 14, a murder occurred in the city of Kamenech-Podolsk, a student of the third course of the meteorological university cut one of the two attackers, while trying to "shoot" his phone.
He is now threatened with up to five years in prison. If this incident causes you the same feeling of injustice as I do, raise the top, let the country know how our cattle are being protected.
Is your phone more valuable than someone else’s life? In the official language, this is called "exceeding the necessary defense". How it’s called humanly, I’d better not talk.


Totally agree. Washing them...

We will not let the hopes live quietly, we plush!

HHH
Pip and I have a wolf.
WOWU
Why is?
HHH
Yes, I have tried several times to make a sexy... Anthony writes how it hurts....30 cm penis
WOWU
Laughing at M7
HHH
Yes, I was already upset about this... Yesterday he briefly tried to push this shit in a still not quite standing state. I then scream began: "He grows" Take it out!"
WOWU
I am a pattern :D
HHH
in the...

R: I’ve moved my brains. It is simple!
I’m afraid... you said yourself that in your state you’re ready to fuck everything that moves.

Cj ExSoviet (20:40:41 1/04/2008)
Fuck, when I got out of the car, I said goodbye to you, there was a guy and a girl in it and I heard the edge of my ear: why did you embrace me so tightly? It hurts! Q: I want you, I can’t, but what, is it really hurt? d: no, I joke))) p: ah joke, well look no more so joke, or you get in the liver

Mike: I bought my colleague a flower in a pot.
Mike: bought begonia, cute, flowers... variety after reading guessed)
Maryam: Well what? 😉
Mike: Begonia Dabel Mix
by Maryam :)
Mike: hihi... pasta super drive))
Maryam: )))) compacted cyber punk))
Maryam: Tapki beta test))
Mike: toothbrushes cruzi frog))))
Ma [a4: people you are smoking there?

A bitter cup!

Gosha-> pl, Lech, I don’t get into the servo, he fell down.
vertu-> well and fuck with him
Vertu-> we will build our own
Gosh> with blackjack and prostitutes?=))))
vertu-> you are in the topic, guy=)))))))))))))))

Ai-Shibo
and)))
I want to get rid of the fear of heights.

Shelest
Print a photo from Google Earth, attach to a pillar and put it under your feet.

by Margo:
I met a guy! He is so wonderful... And so obedient: I wrote now – good night, and he immediately fell asleep!!! to
by Lil:
Don’t forget to write good morning.

Kkv
Did you work with Oracle?
Constance
No is. I did not work. Definitely did not work.
Constance
It is time for me to go home.

I go home to the eighth floor without an elevator and take my phone.

She says: Hi!
He is: Hi
She: Why did you burn?
He was running.
Q: What sport did you do?
I went to the shop for a beer...
Thank God, I thought you were sick.

Admin: Welcome to me!
Admin: I am on vacation!
Admin: I wasn’t allowed 5 years, but jia scuco is clever :D
Zigmound: share the recipe))
I am going to the army for a whole year!!! to
Zigmound: O_O
Zigmound: the whole hoodie with her harsh men is a guesthouse for virgins compared to you :(

All socks are black, one company... had to choose a pair by smell (

Yulya: I am in shock. I took my daughter to a new kindergarten this morning. And there are emulated pots, with pens. As in Soviet times. I thought they were extinct along with the dinosaurs. The daughter asked to the toilet, the educator gets this miracle terribly yellow color and sweet so "here is your pot". And her daughter "I will not write in the pot". They persuaded, told, told...
They were hiding the pots at home, for the case.

Plunging on the law, the main thing is not to get into the mint...

Happiness is for everyone.



The morning. As always I am late to work. I run out of the entrance, on the move.

Sticking the jacket. On the bench is Ivan Kuzmich, or like all his

It is called Grandpa Cousie. He is about eighty, but his mind is not far away.

The old man.

Are you in a hurry again? My grandfather asks.

- There is no happiness in personal life, - I answer on the move, fastening the last one.

The button.

“It’s because you don’t know what happiness is,” the grandfather throws in his back.

A offensive complaint.

It’s hard to accept, to miss past my ears, that in my 49 with a tail I’m not.

I knew happiness. I stop, realizing that now without any doubt

Late to work. But the desire to deceive his grandfather in his arrogance

Misconceptions are stronger than speech at work. What an Elderly Can Know

About the happiness? If he had it, it was forgotten for a long time.

Ivan Kuzmich, do you know what happiness is? You had in your youth

cool Merce, charming mistress, beautiful wife? Maybe you were

Secretary General of the Party? Or a major scientist? Maybe

Have you discovered the formula of happiness? Tell me. What is this happiness?

I’ll tell you two words because you’re in a hurry. In two words. Shortly

and profitable.

Listen to. At work, don’t think about alcohol and holidays. After the festive

Don’t think about the table. Next to your wife, do not think of a mistress, but of a

Don’t think about her husband. Don’t talk to the police about money.

children and neighbors about their difficulties, because the first will not understand,

The second is pleased. Don’t borrow money, don’t borrow salt in the evening.

Don’t throw away rubbish at night. Bring your wages to the house, do not jealousy your wife.

Check the children’s diaries, sometimes take the dog out. Most importantly, always

Think about what you are talking about. Do not hurry to say. You know the word.

Don’t catch, you won’t catch. If the head works well,

Eat a snack in the morning.

And when I think only of my wife, I will not think of vodka.

As a police officer, I will not talk about money, I will not borrow salt from my neighbor, but from my neighbor.

In the morning I will eat cabbage, will I be a happy person? This is yours.

The Formula of Happiness?

“This is my formula for happiness,” the grandfather answered joyfully.

You have to find the formula yourself. When you find it, you will feel.

to be happy.

“Dad, I think you’re just talking about time to kill. Whiskey and vodka,

Police officer, why are you telling me this?

Yesterday I had a tooth. He gave me a new jaw. said

Talk more so that I get used to that jaw. I talked to you,

I look like I’m used to...

Can you tell me how long the army is working?

Up to 27...

You know, in a week I was stolen a second ass... and I bought numbers, by the way(((( clean, in a good store. The first is 39-22-35, and the second is 260-212, and this is what I got today:

449325110 (01:33:59 3/04/2008) Listening to the barrier
449325110 (01:34:10 3/04/2008) did you decide to change the second?
449325110 (01:34:22 3/04/2008) I will take her.
449325110 (01:35:41 3/04/2008) and whom I sold the number, do not borrow, worse will be... YOU
449325110 (01:37:01 3/04/2008) You have been added
449325110 (01:45:52 3/04/2008) am I expressing myself?

I suggest flash-mob: write a pudor. Let it suffocate from the flow of maternal messages.
The petitioner burned his email address: www.donbass@mail.ru
Fuck it, fuck it...

xxxx: the anecdotes about the Aitishnikovs all seem ridiculous (
YYY: and the Ayatishmen they don’t seem anecdotes 8-)