I bought a roll of toilet paper. in the market. He accidentally threw the roll into dirt. He is sparkly.
Now everyone who comes to me in the sorting room thinks I’m wiping my ass with the tip of a roll.

I broke up with my boyfriend a month ago. Today he writes in aske: "Remember once about six months ago we were with you, you went to the toilet, although I also asked for it. So, on the balcony in the far corner lies a bunch of shit. I’m sorry if..."
ZY: And the truth lies. Not a writer?! to

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Father Christmas! Please do me, and everyone who plusses this, a bag of money and three big tits!!! Happy New Year for Men!

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Have you eaten 3 cakes??? I have my own breasts.

A lawyer is required.
Snoop
(Please do not contact the driver!!!)

The case was in the distant Soviet times, when they pulled virtually everything, and virtually everything that lay bad... Prepod at the time worked at a chemical factory producing ammonia. To produce it, several components are needed, including platinum, as an optimal catalyst, for which a platinum grid was used for the entire volume of the chemical reactor. And here comes the prey to work, and there is a mess... They stole 100 kilos of this same grid... Everyone runs with such eyes O_O. The new grid will cost a lot of money. Some uncompromising proletarian cut it down and brought it home, where a chicken drove it safely. And what, it does not rust and does not rot, and chickens will not run away, beauty!

I heard the story, saying that after the tests of ballistic missiles, our real wreck was buried near the target, and the fake was digged in the distance. The Americans from the satellites saw a hole far from the target and thought that the Soviet missiles were inaccurate - and the sweat did not take measures to protect many of their objects.
When they once saw how on the picture bulldozers buried a hole near the target and dug a new one nearby, they were in shock. It turned out that they were very vulnerable for about 10 years.

I am in charge of the company I work for.
Yesterday evening, the boss promoted the employee to the head of the department.
Sedna from the early morning inserted her a trend for the department’s crazy work over the past couple of months.
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Only in Russia can synonyms be "hemorrhoids" and "headache" o_0

Question from the forum:

HGH: What to do? My young man hurts my chest very much... and I can’t say anything to him, I love him so much! I love it very much!! I haven’t been there for so long, bla bla bla.

Answer to:
Ask to be gentle. Or pull the egg. Preferably the left. Preferably to the knee.

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The fucking :(

Can you imagine anything beautiful about Photoshop?
2) A beautiful face will be the ass, going through the photoshop filters.
It is beautiful 😉

by stroika.do.am

Featless
We drove to Mega today.
Bonzai is sitting in front. I am behind.
He looks at the glass and asks, “Dimon, did you drink anything yesterday?”
I say "No, and you?"
It is "No"
The driver was not confused: "That is I from the morning ebanul"
We did not know. To crave or to be afraid.

Just... I went to our store, picked up a meal/drink... I stood in the box. In front of me is a big man, the type - a Russian intellectual, of that breed, who what about Rerich, what about the bakery... Loudly "guides" (otherwise you will not name it!!!) by mobile... - Well, Marinochka, well, you are so worried, well, your guys got drunk, they probably called the baby, surely
The babies did not come to the drunken, well, they drove into the drunken not that, and not there... And you immediately, "Pidarsys, Pidarsys...""The whole shop was lying...

by DiMaxx. Didn’t I leave her cakes yesterday?
Skyfloat is not.
DiMaxx-Mlia has lost again. All of NAH. I buy new ones and like in my childhood, rubber joining them and through the sleeves
Skyfloat, you are a genius!
DiMaxx what?
Skyfloat-I know what to do to avoid losing the socks! and ROLF

K to:

I can’t wear narrow jeans and sweaters – I’m counted as a scout.
I can't wear a pink-black range - I'll be recorded in an emo.
I can’t wear anything fashionable – I’ll be called a glamour.
I can’t wear a shirt – I’ll be called a rocker.
I can’t wear uncompatible things – I’ll be caught in a treasure.
I will wear lappets and saraphan.
by Bobic

And you will be counted among the fans of Hope Babkina

Darya Ivanova has left the group "Is there friendship between a man and a woman?".

Fucked it.

The case occurred at the university last year.
of Informatics. Count for 2 pairs. During the break, the teacher cleaned the computer, sat on the baskets, he was not visible behind the equipment. The same group enters and the whole audience: "Well, this drunkard was fucking?!". Prepod slowly rises up and gives out: "Ivanov, you did not surrender!".

Mommy told the day:
To a friend, her little daughter comes from the kindergarten and declares, "Mom, buy me something so I can hold it and write standing!"
Small

Regardless of what the government does for the good of the people.

As a result, it is always robbed.

It was long ago. Pugachev did not sing. The crew of our regiment was in

Traffic and stuck in the weather. And Edith Piecha came to this city, and

The crew went to her concert. We have gone, and

board technician (big specialist drink) and says: “Hey, commander, I am in

I have forgotten about it". He went on board and poured a bottle of alcohol.

Well, he came to the theater, and the concert is already going and they are not allowed into the hall.

Look at a small door. I opened, and there was a ladder to the top.

I went up there, and there the lights led by the reflectors. The Illuminator

He allowed me to sit next door. The boiler sat down and immediately filled his drink.

And then more. The enlightener asked him what he was drinking, and the boarder asked him.

I suggested. We drank and there was mutual understanding.

Bordeaux says "I am not alone here. I have a crew here.

He is sitting. Can we find them?"The Enlightener said to him "Yes!"

The lighthouse began to roll around the hall. I found! The technician from above cries:

"Commander, don’t worry, I’m already here!"Well, of course, the crew from the hall

as the wind swallowed.