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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13375
 01.01.2009
The rabbit: Hi
Tagged with: rrrrr
I will not give a point.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №13374
 01.01.2009
The single angel:
Pipet, the financial director just came in, said he needed a cable to tie his ficus so that it would not fall, cut off the wire from my mouse and left.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №13373
 01.01.2009
nogood: And for the new year in the office we held races on wheelchairs... 4 rounds, as appropriate, with Pitstops, stopped in a specially dedicated place for this matter, filled with vodka, and then on the track...
I wonder how the boss would deal with this.
Our manager came last :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13372
 01.01.2009
XXX: a minute of silence for the note sucked by the cat. Yes, the cat will remember too.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13371
 01.01.2009
Childhood is when you play something and you don’t know where.

c) Sj

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13370
 01.01.2009
It was a terrible, unthinkable stroke. Interplanetary Congress of Drinkers.

You won’t even know how and why it started.

Alcohol of all fat, a huge apartment, arrived at dispersal and

To insult people who do not know measures and borders. You know how it happens when

Something is happening everywhere: there are dancers, there are singers, someone has fallen asleep.

Toilet, somewhere they say "for life and principles", someone express-

Someone is crying because there is no love or because the world turns.

In the abyss, constantly moving drunk drunk people...

Time has long been lost, for the change of day and night no one is watching, the last

a temporary benchmark - someone's journey for drinks and supplies; someone

I fell asleep, someone pierced my eyes.

I worship before the sustenance of the neighbors.

At some point, everything went well quickly. many

Someone went to work, someone fell asleep, someone sat in the kitchen.

I was drinking tea and talking, someone was watching TV but one girl was soaping.

and dishes (sic!) is

And suddenly in this almost established picture of calm and restlessness

The scream broke! No, not a scream. It was an inhuman, primitive war.

Full of horror and despair! Long, breaking down on a perforated

by VIZG.

Everyone who heard this was confused for a short moment.

The cold-blooded went to scream.



* * * *

In that same apartment, by the way, lived a real jewel, who belonged to

The owner. It is unknown who put the box in which he lived on the table next to him.

A sofa in one room. A man unusual to such a misery, to any

The case was sitting in this box until everything went away from sin.

and far away. When there was silence and his subtle esophageal psyche a little

He went out and went out to eat something. when

He wanted to go around, he just "rolled out" of his box,

Then he turned away and went on his business.

This time, however, he ran from the table to the couch. The naked feet of Grisham.

who slept on this couch, apparently experiencing the nightmares

With severe intoxication.



When we ran into the room, Grisha stopped whispering. He is only

He looked with his eyes opened, pointed his hands to the oak and tried something.

to swim...



by Grisha:

Guys, I almost got rid of fear. He first fell on his feet.

A fireball of some sort. I open my eyes and she sits on her feet. The White.

Just very strange...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №13369
 01.01.2009
I went to the oculist yesterday.

And what he said?

I told you to teach letters!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13368
 01.01.2009
Report on the bankruptcy of Latvia

The country of Latvia! There is no vodka, no minerals, no football. Populated by fascists...Who needs it?

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