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[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №24238
 30.12.2009
by Peter. I walk through the street and see a wildly roaring man. He stops me, ticks his finger into the stomach and through laughter says, “Look...
I: Well what?
What is "nu and"? This is my BMW!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24237
 30.12.2009
I go to a sex shop. The windows are shrouded, although inside is really dark. In front of the lighting cell phone rises a girl-seller.
She: Oh, and you are with us. The light has broken out. Do you want to buy something?
I : Yes. Somewhere in the darkness...
She: So let’s feel it.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24236
 30.12.2009
About :
In response to:
to this:
Winter is when your player is unloaded and you can’t get your earphones out of your ears so that it doesn’t blow.
(c) chipip"
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Winter is when you can’t get your headphones out of your ears because they’re sloppy.
Perm, December, -43 in the morning

archi_san ©
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Winter is when you don’t even have to put beer in the refrigerator – it freezes straight on the table! and :(
North HMAO, -56 - Around the clock...
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Winter is when the fumigator is still on for the night.
Moscow, +15

by Enslover

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24235
 30.12.2009
Thank you, the girl from the nineteenth apartment, who included the early morning album of aqua on Tuesday.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24234
 30.12.2009
Vacation on one of the popular websites!
The task is simple: to make such a site and so promote it that if the sales department shuts off the phones, barricades the door and starts shooting, customers will still climb through the fence and into the windows with the desire to buy housing.
And your task will be to this result in any way.
If you are ready to do so, send your resume.

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24233
 30.12.2009
XXX: And I am the Commander-in-Chief of the Wolf Race Army
Race is written with one C, you are stupid.
Every new sentence begins with a big letter. You are both fools!! to
XXX: Distinguish the defiant (-) from the tyre (-), fool!! to
xxx: In the Russian language, three outcry signs in a row do not put, wisdom!
After the word "language" there is no need for a spat, shit!

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24232
 30.12.2009
Funny, today was with a little son on a tree, there one of the teachers dressed in a hatabich. He goes out and says, Guess kids who I am! They are Galina Vladimirovna. The entire parental group slipped from the chairs with laughter.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24231
 30.12.2009
If someone else
He was abandoned in misery.
And this deed has entered your hearts,
Remember how great.
Beating people in the red.
Beating the good is stupid.
We have to beat the bad ones.

And a smile will suddenly touch your eyes,
The good mood will not leave you anymore.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24230
 30.12.2009
There is an opinion that the British scientist of the 80th level has the title of CEP.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24229
 30.12.2009
Status in aske: “I rent for New Year’s Eve: red and pale on order, fast drunk, tamada, clown, genius and stripper in one person.”

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24228
 30.12.2009
Last week I decided to try to give the lab in time. Everything prepared right on the same day when asked, asked the lecturer the next day (he leads a few subjects with us) what he did not understand, he explained to me and today is great! in time! They protected! I liked it very much, I would continue to do so with pleasure, if not one but. This, fucking, was the last lab on the last subject in the last semester of my studies!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №24227
 30.12.2009
Discussion of the theme of cutting trees to the canoe NG:

The trees are grown specifically.
For example, I bought from a pet tree.

What, what specifically? Plants feel pain no less than us. And I regret them more than those who do not think of the New Year without killing a tree.

We don’t have to eat bread, we kill wheat.
Tomatoes are killed, peanuts are killed.

ZZZ: Oh no! They killed the tree!! O_o A few minutes ago, I was furiously guilty that I killed two cucumbers with particular cruelty and cut them into small pieces O_o

Stop the stupid! It’s one thing when you kill a plant to eat it, it’s a necessity for life, and it’s quite another when you kill it just so, without necessity.

I suggest that everyone after the New Year do not throw a tree but eat it!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24226
 30.12.2009
Banner on the EuroNet website:
New Year: a model for assembly.
Good mood and a little glue-all you need to meet the New Year."

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24225
 29.12.2009
X: Something you surprisingly appeared today. Have you found someone? and ;-)
YYYYY: Yes by Brittany.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24224
 29.12.2009
I do not drink or smoke!
YYY: So guess it. I saw you smoke!
XXX is drunk.

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24223
 29.12.2009
I still cannot understand this magical transformation, how does the dohuya of time so quickly turn into a nihuya? and ((

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24222
 29.12.2009
I love you
and ppc. All day to pull from the torrent movie "Avatar"

I love you
and get a video file on which some forum and someone’s avatar is a big plan!!!!! On the monitor that someone was filming on the camera!!!Date duration is 2 hours. I am figured.

[ + 69 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24221
 29.12.2009
The guy who left the quote, you were right. I send a student.
In our school, the instructions for using the stairs were hanged... it was clearly a being with a female mindset, because the instructions said "to increase the capacity of the stairs, you should descend, holding on to the right side, climbing - holding on to the left."

She (20:54:25 28/12/2009)
So is it.


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №24220
 29.12.2009
Not long ago, I slept my knee before you.
Poison girl: I bow my hat before you

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24219
 29.12.2009
Vin Diesel is a Ukrainian spy, Ivan Solara.

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