If the air refresher in the toilet has, for example, the smell of a siren, then the whole life of any smell of a siren will be associated with shit.

by Sirin (30/12/2010)
Do you know what is offensive? When in a narrow dress you don’t get in the waist, but on a big chest to melt :'(

Then throw a coin.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY A coin for!! to
Do you believe in the coin?

Tomorrow I’ll try to be a superhero – a man-student – I’ll give in 3 hours what I’d had to give in 3 months.

If you want to turn to God, do not seek mediators.

One day, all of my family and daddy and mom were late on the plane because of some hustle I had arranged as a two-year-old.
When my parents broke into the airport with me
Krasnoyarsk, our aircraft has already landed on the runway.
The father was not confused by this – large and impressive in his officer’s shirt, he briefly commanded the driver to stop the plane and took a ride along the steering track with a blown suitcase in one hand and with me in the other.
An overloaded suitcase could not withstand overload during acceleration.
He had a pencil. The father was even less confused – he grabbed a healthy suitcase under his arm and ran even faster. The next did not withstand the seam of the side compartment - things flew out of it, and also jumped out a metal night pot, carefully tied by the mother to the suitcase for a rope, for some reason long. From the hit of concrete from the pot flew the cover. She was also tied to a rope, but already to a pot. All this multi-stage design, including the papa, wildly jumped onto the concrete, giving off a stunning grief.
My mother walked away from the back, picking up the pieces of the suitcase.

A small plane, crashed no worse than my dad’s suitcase, suddenly stopped. The door opened, and the crew’s commander looked wide smiling. As he went down the staircase, he spoke,
“And I would have flown away, but I heard some whistling and thought that it was something that fell away from me again...”

On television now the most positive channel - erotic, neither you explosions, neither murders, everyone loves each other...

xx: I want to wrap myself in a warm blanket on New Year’s Eve in anticipation of a miracle.
Yy: and the miracle will come a lot of drunk and will start to bite.

New Year's SMS excuses for late to work:

- Late for an hour, because of the neighbors who love Dynamite FM until 4 in the morning!
Hi I am late. There are a lot of ninja costumes.

It raises my New Year’s mood.

HH: I think our conversation went into a deadlock.
WOW: Well, let’s then continue it from where it wasn’t in a deadlock =D
HGH: Let it go
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

xxx: I have changed my mind.
YYY: What is the thought?
xxx: read the names of the subjects we study)
yyy: I have another thought... Dim, we finished the university in the summer!

I posted a comment to porn on the contact:
All the men in the socks 😉
This is Russia.)

Prepod (m) at the seminar: Sit down, Maxim. I am not satisfied with you today. Next time I want to go deeper.

Stasy MIU22:05
As a child, I was tormented by doubts when my mother told me how he went into the fortress to put presents under the tree.
But then somehow the status was supposed to be believed)))
by Valery22:05
and I believe
Stasy MIU22:05
Santa never came to you with a snowflake.
Stasy MIU22:06
Drunk and both women.
and)))

Calling a prostitute is cheaper than Santa Claus for a child.

Warhammer (16:29:09 28/12/2010)

I just discovered it.)
I previously had a temporary folder called, please for my French, "Hunja"))
While on vacation, the boss renamed her "Sanya, what name"

Condoms are not just needed to engage. This is a universal hydro-insulating tool.

I support. Hunting more. We were in the hospital, when there were no catheters, we had to pronounce a patch to the goat - a liter of platoon-two urine was held. It was worse with women.

<qm> mm
<qm> Fact Me
<qm> 3 women are invited to NG - what to do?
<Sauri> gather all in your house, play Santa (you are behind, three deer in front)

28.12.2010 17:26:24, xxxx
Drinking water is harmful

28.12.2010 17:26:44, xxxx
And you’ve arranged a club of chess games here...I’m more interested in the sobriety of society.

28.12.2010 17:27:31, Orfei
Oh! The toast sounded! For the awareness of society!!! to

Nothing gives a man as much strength as a woman’s weakness.