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Google Search in Russia:
111: And for Pisa such a search is planned?
222: Does she respond to your voice?and :)
333: She, apparently, is not so capable, since he writes her name with the big letter.

Meeting a girl:

You probably have a lot of girls, write me Natasha
Yyy: Ok, I'll write you NatashaBrune4 =))

Langley (15:12:47 1/01/2011)
We are doing repairs.
Johnniie (15:13:01 1/01/2011)
Okay, I guess you noticed :D

I don't know who, but I bought a cat for the New Year's meal with the taste of a rabbit.

XENOM39: I have an epic file.
XENom39: At night after a full-fledged fuck I get up and usually take two steps toward the tub with wet wipes.. and here my dignity meets the tree >_<
XENOM39: Sex is cancelled for a couple of weeks.

I’ve always been shameless, and even as a child I didn’t put incomprehensible things in my mouth. But one day I heard the words "Sasha, spit out the caca". When my mother struck me with a cigarette...

Looking for a Woman, 1982, the heroine in order to inform the murderer's wife about the murder first wants to praise her coat:
"O-o-o, the dog lady! Your husband was killed..."
They already knew...

I want sex! What is the size of your pipes?
P: Oh what a thing! A little more!
P is fucking!! You are too small for that!!! to
It is late 😉

Be a realist!
Even the most beautiful girl, running on a light walk and barefoot on the street - on any black, dirty heels!! to

For understandable reasons, the New Year's address of President of America Barack Obama will be filmed during the day

and Sasha:
I gave him a shorter ixbox suddenly, and two discs to him.
and Sasha:
Well, I was choked, but the torrent rubbed, the toys pumped.
and Sasha:
Then somehow it turned out that in the middle of the night the bilateral DVD-Bolvanki get nowhere to write these toys.
and Sasha:
I found a street fifa deck installed on the box, a couple of times the Brazilians won everybody, what else to do? Sitting shorter all such clarified and elevated, in a shell dress and crushed into a foil))))
by Alexander:
Go out for me?

News: Presented Ubuntu Linux-based robot that can move at speeds of 24 cm/c

At full charge, the beast walks 432 meters. If a barrel of beer in the courtyard - generally goes by
yyy: Run, buy, drink and go to kernel panic.

I hear a song on a television channel:
Solitude is boolean
I don't feel a whale.

This is cape. I sit and don’t touch anyone. The cat suits. It meets. Choe is incomprehensible. I ask :
What do you need, red beetle?
He looks at him, and he reads clearly:
This is you, lady, the red cattle. And I am Anastasia!"
He raises his tail and leaves.

In the New Year, spammers are awakening in people.

I woke up and approached the compass that didn’t turn off. The assault, and there:

xxx (00:02:44 01/01/2011)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

Suicide group in contact:
I don’t want to live anymore (I’ll go under the train)
2: under the train is bad and not beautiful, people will kill all this stuff, and by the way, what do you think will be a mechanic? He will remember it all his life.
3: badly ugly, and most importantly, it hurts (the head lives another eight seconds, approximately)
4 is fun. You can send the president. :D

-Dear man, who lost the 1 January phone model xxx, please sell me the charging...

xxx: Mom has gone, grit "Distract yourself from your computer! Go and see what’s going on in the world!"
xxx: as if I'd be changing my wonderful heroin for her false grass.

Grandpa in the new year at the table issued an offer to play cards: "You, and let's get a point at night?"