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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41032
 02.01.2011
She: By the way, the year of the rabbit is a good year for marriage.
To marry, not to marry.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41031
 02.01.2011
<demka> 23:40:09 31/12/2010 Neither fig nor fig, I am obliged)))
<serj> 23:59:55 31/12/2010 Do you even ask something, the answer only next year you will wait! Tell me, for example, what are you doing now?
<demka> 00:02:11 01/01/2011 Ssssssukaa!...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41030
 02.01.2011
mk_43 (21:12:48 31/12/2010)
Today, in the store, a painting brought me into a stupor.

mk_43 (21:13:08 31/12/2010)
I laughed through tears, even photographed.

mk_43 (21:13:09 31/12/2010)
shorterly

mk_43 (21:13:13 31/12/2010)
Hanging list

mk_43 (21:13:17 31/12/2010)
Citated

mk_43 (21:13:36 31/12/2010)
"Fresh pork
Pellets of beef
President of the Republic of Kazakhstan...."

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41029
 02.01.2011
If there were no calls in the cities and villages,
I would never know these fun days.
No sergeant would stumble upon us and no grandmother dreamed.
I would go on a walk in the cabaret, the cabaret, the cabaret... :(

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41028
 02.01.2011
Here, a guy from the flight runs out with the scream of Allah Akbar and launches a fireworks O_o

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41027
 02.01.2011
I am the most sober in the family.
xxx: the one who can pronounce the fuck about the lauriewskian ships
XXX: but unfortunately not to write.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41026
 02.01.2011
XXX: Wear the clothes?
WOW to dress.
Better you hear the word "chocolate".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41025
 02.01.2011
Kraków sausage is harmful to health
It depends on how to steal it.


[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41024
 02.01.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
OOOOOOOOOOO! He exists! A sober man, without symptoms of yesterday's, at 7 a.m. on January 1 bought a two-liter Coca-Cola in the store!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41023
 02.01.2011
YYY: I, father: "Father, you remember that wonderful verse of Kuznetsov "I drank from my father’s skull...""Batya: "Ug, I remember, of course". He pulls a tree on the balcony, bumping under his nose: "Pil from his father’s skull, lamza-drica-hop-tza". Grandma quietly whitens and wears her eyes in manga style

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41022
 02.01.2011
from the game chat
00:00 AM – Happy New Year!
00:00 AM - Happy New Year!
00:00 AM - Happy New Year!
EEE, 00:11: New Year from Estonia!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41021
 01.01.2011
Moscow is the brake capital... Poland is already in the woods, and they are only meeting the new year...

[ + 80 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41020
 01.01.2011
If you are reading this post now, you are one of those who do not want to do it.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41019
 01.01.2011
Now I understand the happiness of Christmas presents... you eat candy, and you put off the fantasy that you like, so that you can buy the same...

[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41018
 01.01.2011
To all of you who are celebrating NRC alone, congratulations!! Let all the bad stay in the past, and next year you, like me, met with loved ones.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41017
 01.01.2011
by Vasya:
Girls, who want to go in the company of great guys to the castle for the new year, write me.

by Vasya:
The castle is Kirill's house.
And great guys are Egor, Jora, Denis, Kirill for example, now I can be.
by Galileo:
I like this arrangement 😉
by Petya:
Re: Don’t get rid of them.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41016
 01.01.2011
xxx: After this session, it remains only to shave your forehead and leave the porn actors. This skill and experience cannot be wasted.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41015
 01.01.2011
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesI am the devil who sat online at 00:00 on December 31.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41014
 01.01.2011
<Den64> And yet, the year of the cat or the rabbit is coming?
<Nophi> And why not connect?
<Nophi> The Year of the Cowboy!
<Helena> The Year of the Cat!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №41013
 01.01.2011
And let’s call Santa and I’ll bring a spirit board.

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