Comments on “Google will introduce 3D maps next week” on the Hubble:

www: Class, the U.S. has already painted almost entirely, the days "walked" around Boston :)
XXX: We need to draw more of the same “travellers”
Yyy: And weapons, pharmacies, technology :D
zzz: then let the zombies and play DayZ

From the Twitter of Nikolai Valuev:
In Pulkovo rushed a man with a white ribbon and the badge "changing the world". Asked him to raise the bowl, he raised three, and threw it into the urn.
You would advise him to quit smoking at all, so his grandchildren would not smoke.

The main helicopters are Russian. Mimi is 28.

A cheeseburger that doesn’t break down for years

111: can the recipe for cheeseburger sauce, taken from Lenin's balsamists?

222 is not. This sauce is prepared according to secret ancient Egyptian recipes;)

111: Vasily, not) has seen the mummies? Dry, tasteless, broken, and compared to Lenin’s juicy, almost pink only moustache like a cottage) so the recipe is modern) so you’ve got me a Leningrad burger, a fried potato which is made of the best GMO starch and oil coke)

How much do you get?
5 thousand thousand.
Do you want 60,000?
Of course I want. What should be done?
Working a year.

Hi, let’s get to know?

She: Hi, generally – yes, but specifically now I have the most beautiful friend of possible – the session. Exam tomorrow and two more on Wednesday.
I am almost married right now.

XHH: We have a guy in the group who is slightly distracted by NLP and the books of Carnegie and Castaneda.
In the test on history on the question "Decode the abbreviation OVD" (Organization of the Warsaw Pact) wrote Stop the Internal Dialogue.
HH: And you proved, fucking, that you answered correctly.
XHH: The manipulator of scratches.

Recently, a girl came to me on the street with a phone in her hand and said:
"Can you tell me how to go to the Institute of Railroad?"
"Sorry, but I don’t know"
"Thank you"
And immediately in the telephone "Vlady I went fucking fucking lost a fool";

During all the years of work as a wedding photographer, I noticed one thing... There are weddings by flight... So at the end of the evening, it becomes clear who scratched the condoms. Look for the benefit. Apparently, for many idiots, this is the only way to persuade a girl to get married.

Shirt "Samsung" in the online store - 700 rubles on a MasterCard card.
Trolling juvenile geniuses spinning behind the shoulder with the handle "catana" is invaluable.

Xxx: I invite a girl to a date
Xxx: she answers me "what will think another 7 days and give a reply"
Why can’t you say yes or no? and (

Yyy: ))) Immediately you can see that the tax office works! type " your application for a date will be considered within 7 working days, after which a written notification will be sent";

XXX: How does it work?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RPG, C with great quests. You need to accept money transfers from orcs and goblins, which in local no word.
yyy: "Your name is yours? Tacchiston... no, what is your name? Ahmedov, is that the name? Tachikiston Kurban-Tube... What is your name? What is your name? And then..."

Well explain it!

XXX: I’m watching Game of Thrones.
Yyy: I might call this day a day of loss of faith in adequate people.

Who fucking suitable then? Fan of Summers or Walkers? Waiting for the devil? jumping with a parachute? Well who?
Why is an elegant series with a thoughtful plot, great scenes and a game of actors not worth watching adequate people? Fuck you with this variety of tastes!

In Murmansk, a pedestrian jumping out because of the bushes on the road can rightly be called a deer!

Sitting on one of the first pairs in computer science, we begin to study Pascal. Prepod, a 45-year-old woman who learned English at a Soviet school, says:
By default, a file with a hit name is created.
* I thinkfully look at the portrait of Nicholas, I think uncle Eka what romantic name invented, and you won't tell him. I move down to the board - the board writes noname...Papate, shit.

Okay you hit. At the first course of the universe, the whole group called us underdeveloped because we were unable to find the Bacchpace button on the key.

Trying to go through the games through the "invisible walls" spotted by the developers suddenly realized that the fly feels, trying to fly out of the room through a closed window.

The son recently issued, who started computer science at school:
Visual Basic in Excel - like hepatitis. That’s how you live with him and you don’t know about it.

It was in a distant 2007 year..we played with friends in la2, the top clan, all the dirt, we go to antaras, an hour of the night, we sit in the spike we talk.. and here the guy issues:
-Blin, the girl is coming to me, and Taras is coming.
all him - well let's, quickly there and there and back, or yes, if I had it, I would be right to her.. and all in that spirit.. the guy's answer was just brilliant and we still remember and laugh.
I can have a girlfriend every day, but I can only have a tarsa once a week.

A diploma is when you remember exactly how many days are left before the norm control and accidentally remember that the days you have a birthday

Who is Hugh Jackman in the role of Iron Man? Do not learn. The Iron Man was played by Sherlock Holmes.