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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58113
 03.01.2012
In the chat:
Oh sorry, I have gone.
WOW: What happened at least?
The cat, the cattle, the nail woke up. had to collect.
Zzzz: Then it came quickly.
I am a magnet.
It is genius...
You are the third person to say this to me.
Zzz: Then I was the fourth... I would also gather my fingers...

[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58112
 03.01.2012
What can you do with the neighbors that turned on the perforator at 3 a.m. on January 1 at 10 a.m.?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58111
 03.01.2012
The police police were modernized, modernized, not modernized.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58110
 03.01.2012
BONTON

Twenty years ago I went on a dialectical expedition to the North.
The Urals. We traveled, of course, through the most remote villages.
Here lived mostly Kerch, and they even used the usual "All-Russian" words in an unusual meaning. I will not abuse them here.
The village we stayed in was known for its very high quality beer. Secrets of Generations. There was no more like that anywhere. The refusal to try this drink was considered to be a deadly insult, a deadly sin for the owners, although not all of the expedition (8 people) loved beer, in addition, half consisted of women. But all of us, of course, were at the table, except for the local women – either by tradition or because of the lack of space. They poured somewhere a corner from the bush on the two-liter banks, which were served on the table, and already from them on the half-liter bushes.
Beer turned out to be exceptional – Moscow’s new product, as they say, rests (along with the Czech Republic and Bavaria). My attention was drawn by this episode. There was a couple in our group – Masha and Gene. The rough crack grandfather Egor suddenly struck Genoa – for the fact that the first poured beer to his girlfriend, not to himself. “You respect her,
A beautiful “Love”? And in the meantime, on the surface any sickness can swim - a walnut or a non-man. From the top, you need to pour from the bowl into your bowl, and then pour the girl! Then go into your bowl! We have been doing this in the village for hundreds of years.”
My grandfather’s speech impressed me and somehow unnoticed in my memory.
But 20 years have passed and I get a magazine with advice from a famous French restaurant. So, he thinks it’s wrong to pour wine (especially to the gardens) initially to the ladies.
After all, the top of the bottle can float the remains of a dispersed block and other infections.
I understand that we have traveled around Europe in bonton for about half a thousand years.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №58109
 03.01.2012
Which race is coolest in Starcraft?
Tagged: Koreans

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58108
 03.01.2012
Have you watched Medvedev’s New Year’s address?
and no. To whom did he turn?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58107
 03.01.2012
Tagged with: hello
Yea: Ku
Q: What is Q?
Yea: Do I need it?
Tagged: to talk
Go find yourself a peer.
Go to Fuck! I love adults and I love adults!!! I am dating a 16-year-old.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58106
 03.01.2012
Relationship with relatives "about the sick"

So, you haven’t married yet?? to
Sister: There is no...
Next year is high year.
Finally they fuck up!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58105
 03.01.2012
[02.01.12íoch22:45:15] <Youporat> has a girl whitened new iPhone 4S white for 36 pieces
[02.01.12íoch22:45:31] <Youporat> ON THE ACCOUNT BLAT MINUS 21 RUBLE

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58104
 03.01.2012
Radio_Silence: on the back of the box from under the disk the 18+ stick. The explanation is violence. A shit word! The online!
Elestoria: It is not yet known what is worse.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58103
 03.01.2012
The first January. A big store. A cry from the alcohol department: God! I am in Paradise!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58102
 03.01.2012
You wrote: "Good guys and girls have already disassembled... But the best are still free) Let’s find each other this year!!!!and "
I say: Let’s go, let’s go! Stop to hide!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58101
 03.01.2012
What could be more stupid than when another attack of insomnia to eat a new powerful sleeping pill, and then try not to fall asleep all night to check who is stronger?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58100
 03.01.2012
Better: here’s 2012, three more years and we’ll have flying cars and Nike shoes =)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58099
 03.01.2012
You won’t see the electricity here.
1: Behind the neighboring comp is a girl with a Muslim araphate on her neck, in army shoes, and searches in Google for images of bin Laden.
1: at the same time, he smiles badly and shakes
2nd LOL
2nd AO
2: Where are you?
Friend, don’t be silent.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58098
 03.01.2012
Television: What a song without a bassist, what a concert without Petrosyan?
At first I thought it was a thin stem, but Drobotenko was serious.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58097
 03.01.2012
Comments on the trailer for the movie "Zombie Apocalypse"
kuzmin_mine: Funny ending: a man and 4 girls left
Mrwind: so that children don't give you a glass of water in old age for such posts!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58096
 03.01.2012
Komsomolskaya Pravda in Yekaterinburg

In the Sverdlovsk region there was an accident... collided foreign brand Lada Priora and the domestic car VAZ-2109.

Why not two outsiders?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58095
 03.01.2012
Requirements for IT applicant:
Lack of religious commitments in technical solutions.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58094
 02.01.2012
You love to ride a car and love to drive relatives.

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