have received a list of documents for connecting the office to light.
It seems that I will fulfill my long-standing dream (since I received a loan for a young family I have an idea) and attach to this stupid package a certificate from a gynecologist... And that there is everything, and it is not necessary? and Crazy:

Hi, did you call me? Sorry, I did not hear.
YYY: No, I have been drunk alone.

The kitchen is small, passing. I have recently stood, cut something, my husband is crawling behind. I said, “Man, you could have passed through the barrel.” The husband says, “That’s how I went through the barrel.” Then he looked and said, “But now it was offensive...”

My husband is lunatic. One day we sleep and at night I wake up from the fact that he gently touches me, then for one half, then for the other, cuddling gently. I am happy in anticipation of sex, I turn my face to him and he gives, "Give this watermelon, it's ringing."

The Client:

I need to make some changes on the site. Can you do?

It sends out a huge list of what to add on content as well as on website design.

I am :

In principle, I can start today.

The Client:

Just hurry up. We have already posted a list of changes on Facebook.

In a children’s camp, a boy gave me the nickname Baba Rambo. I didn’t know the meaning of the word at the time, but at least I stumbled on this boy and everyone who caught him.

xxx: if I even have a decision to refuse to initiate a criminal case against me on the fact of my question "Do you have a museum";;

I sit down and think how beautiful it is to sign a gift to my husband. And here, as a result of the adjustments and shrinkings of all kinds of pink spots, like the dear and beloved Aleshenko of Tanetka, I come to such a brutality: Tanustas - Alex. How is?
Wow, tell me before you give it – and I’ll ask you to stay 😉

I work in a factory technician. At work, I had to go to the factory laboratory for them to print and I invested it in technology. And there work mainly ladies of the Balzac age, who are in compasses, like I am in colors. Nothing in general. For example, I recently came and one is crying, saying half a day was writing out a typical process, and he took it and went away. I watched - and there just in the Excel the table in the side came...
So the story itself: In general, I have repeatedly observed how one of these ladies before printing turns the alt-monitor, and it becomes very uncomfortable for her to look at it, pressing to the very corner of her office. To the question 'why all this?' Answered 'the blind systemmaker said.'. (We call them so, there is still a lochmaty, or an eyezaur with a lochmosaur, you can't confuse the names.) I went to the eyezaur: Andrew, say, what is there for a fig?
AN: So they called me somehow, saying the printer doesn’t print. I came, looked at them, and the Windows 98 was slightly breathing. All killed, virus with a couple of thousands found. I woke up a lot, I restored all the wood, I decided to joke: I turned the monic and sent it to the print at the same time, the print went, I say it - this is what happened, in the monitor. They were talking together, I thought she understood. Listen, it was 5 years ago...
It looks like a happy end! Andrew came, explained everything, apologized. So she can't learn for a year - on the machine the monitor quietly turns mother. ))

My grandfather came to a shopping center in a store. He returns, there is no car. He thinks they were stolen. Called the ments while they were driving, he walked around the parking lot and found the car. He moved her to the place where he thought she was standing with him and waited for mentions to explain the situation. He came, he talked to them, everything was okay. It comes, there is no car. I found out I wasn’t looking for it again :)

I heard about sushi:
How to make fish so that it tastes better than soy sauce?

15:32 Nicole: what you usually do in your free time
15:32 Natalia: I am reading
15:34 Nicole: What you love to read
15:35 Natalia: Rosenthal
15:35 Natalia: Did you read?
15:36 Nicole: No
15:36 Natalia: a mature

What to do on December 30th? Have you stunned? On December 30, you need to stay away from servers, of course, not as far away as 31st, but much further than 29th!

If a person does not take loans at current interest rates, then the education he has received can be considered quality.

The case was in the nineties. My mother – a school teacher – came to mind with the idea of how to congratulate the boys before the New Year. A good day was chosen, children on the bus were taken on a natural science tour to the nearest forest - bird feeders were hanged, traces were sought. Prior to the same forest, a team of three people was equipped - the driver and two teachers in the costumes of Santa Claus and Snowmen, who dressed a cute tree tree on a slate and hid balls with gifts under it. When the excursion "accidentally found" a decorated tree in the forest and the REAL Father Christmas came out to them from the REAL forest - there was no limit to children's enthusiasm!
Santa was my two-meter-old father, and his costume was very colourful.
And in one year, while waiting for the children, the father, being already at the full parade, went to the forest a little further away and hears: "Tyk... Tyk..." Looked out for the burial - and there a man with a hammer is broken up. Well, the father and approached him quietly, put his hand in the gloves on his shoulder and as a whispered bass:
“Why are you, man, stealing my straw?? to
Such crazy eyes the father had never seen... Well, behind a tail and one wheel, that man never returned, as much as the father did not scream after him.

A nuclear arms race is like two men standing on a belt in a gasoline. One has three fireworks, the other has five.
by Carl Sagan

Today I studied the TV program on the subject: what will the main channels please us on the New Year's Eve. If I turn on the TV, I cut off my hands.

to this:
See here. Han Solo is old, Princess Leia too. Even Luke is old. But this chubby chubby chubby was sitting!

Wookie, according to Wikipedia, live for 400 years.

We have in Russia from the New Year a new order of accounting and sale of alcohol, the situation goes to the fact that alcohol is sold in separate specialized stores. Okay we will survive.
But our members still don’t sleep, they think.
In one of the areas, there was a parliamentary initiative to divide and generalize. Divide into rooms where they drink and where they eat.
Imagine you came to the cafe to say something.

I work in the fire department. We go to work in the morning, the wife whispers: "Girland on the tree does not burn, the light in the hallway does not burn... In the house of the real firefighter nothing burns."