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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №153525
 02.01.2020
Comrade was undergoing a medical examination recently, told a funny case. There is such a hearing check at the LOR, when the doctor whispers to you from one end of the room, and you have to call them back. Well, the comrade meant to go to the other end, and it began:

Is the rack ready?

T is ready.

Thirty and Three,

Thirty Three (also whispering)

A to A? What?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153524
 02.01.2020
We are now in a surprising situation.



People who grew up without computers/mobile or with minimal presence of computers/mobile do not know whether to allow their children computers/mobile.



And people who from childhood played and got into iPhones, have not yet grown up to their children. So we do not know how they relate to this.



So I’m on human rights, who have been using a computer since 1988 and a mobile phone since 1996.



Children need to have full access to all technologies. Give them smartphones, tablets, computers, notebooks, smartwatches, gadgets, virtual reality helmets – until they break. Let them take what they can. There are no harmful technologies, there are overdoses and no restrictions.



The most important thing about children’s education is schedule.



If you go to sleep at 9 o’clock, go to sleep at 9. And before that you can build a house with a bunker in Minecraft, why not? If the internet is limited to two hours a day, it is limited to two hours a day. And at these two hours you can watch YouTube videos about dinosaurs, why not?



It is necessary to set limits on time, content, expenses, set parental controls, etc. All the rest, let them explore and learn.



Nevertheless, children in the first grade will already see all possible porn sites and learn all the native words, but at least they should know that parents have taken care that this is not part of an accessible norm. This is the basis of healthy education.



Gadgets do not make children worse. Parents who prohibit gadgets do.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153523
 02.01.2020
The ranks in the clinics are created by healthy grandmothers to suppress the weak and sick. The interior selection.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153522
 02.01.2020
Not history, but a kaleidoscope of memories of the 31st of December.
We met NG and on duty at the Hospital and in hospitals - well, yes, we drank a drink, but we also treated, and pulled out, and all, thank God, are alive...
Once in the New Year's Eve they went out of the table, my duty was, at the shutdown of electricity, half a city without light and a tree tree... by two o'clock of the night the accident officers did everything, "at Moscow time" the people and the TV looked, and the champagne was not blindly opened...
Once, a student who was late from the train for New Year’s drunkenness, a police patrol carried me down with the words, “Let’s go at -54 degrees at night, you’ll freeze again, go, drink there.”
And in the planes of the NG met, and in the trains... pilots and mechanists with steward stewards served, smiled and congratulated...
How many times the taxi drivers in the focus at midnight to the place...

To all who work on the New Year’s Eve – health!
And a small drink!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №153521
 02.01.2020
In fact, the roads in Russia are not damaged by trucks, but by yachts.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №153520
 01.01.2020
We had one client. He often walked into the office, behaving like an old friend. And I have a bit of such, usually such people try to wipe out to give up later. And it lasted almost half a year. Here is his first long-awaited order. My little one did not fail, begins asking for a deferral of 30% of the amount. That is, 70 immediately and 30 after delivery of material to the facility. The customer will give money when he sees the goods. The material was two-component. He paid 70% and vowed to bring the rest in two days maximum. I give him the product but without the second component. I decided to put the second component when it is calculated, and he hasn’t said anything yet. In terms of money, I do not lose anything, I only spent one basic component on paper, conditionally speaking without a reagent. I tell him that before the work must be called by the master, so that I can advise, and that without a call, they do not start. have agreed. The next day. The phone was turned off, just like the next couple of months, but as I expected. Then he claims to the office and demands compensation, said the material is shit. I calmly show him the inscription on the packaging, where black on white is written that you need to mix the component "A" with the component "B". And the second component he did not buy at all. So you can go with your claims on three funny letters. He left with hysteria and mat. Instead, he lost about $8,000. And I was happy to punish another bastard. I never regretted them.

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