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[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119014
 01.10.2015
Dear acquaintances, who at the meeting say to me, "I haven't seen you for a hundred years. “How fat you are...”
You also go on...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119013
 01.10.2015
UserSpecial: roughly calculated, the favorite (this is her portfolio, I only help) exceeded mine and began to approach my total earnings. I want to open a club of men stoker. Let’s go around and talk about psychological trauma.
We need to break stereotypes! How much can I collect in a circle? What about the square? The triangle?
What kind of kindergarten? Collect the Docker.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119012
 01.10.2015
And only now, when the Russians have declared that they will introduce retaliatory sanctions, some representatives of the political elite of Ukraine have begun to reach that, naturally, they will have to pay for it. And very expensive – much more expensive than they expected. They simply did not understand the consequences of their actions.
Yatsenyuk makes such absolutely ridiculous statements: “Northern neighbors without any grounds, as always, have begun to threaten and impose unfounded retaliatory measures against Ukrainian airlines.” This is like a famous anecdote:
Let’s put them in the mouth!
Look how healthy they are. What if they are us?
And we for what?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №119011
 01.10.2015
Where did Margaret kiss?

The most charming and solid lady, he whispered, I recommend you: Mrs. Tofana, was extremely popular among the young charming Napolitan women, as well as the residents of Palermo, and especially among those who were tired of their husbands. The queen gets tired of her husband.
“Yes,” answered Margaret deafly, smiling at the same time to the two frachniks who leaned one after another to her, kissing her knee and hand.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №119010
 01.10.2015
"In Russia proposed to introduce a “shale collection”"...
The smokers know who is next.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119009
 01.10.2015
On the Coub channel saw a video of a guy making a fast hamburger in the morning,
For me as an uncollected person, this recipe is just a salvation.
This morning he decided to implement: got 2 pancakes, cut the sausage, got the cheese,
He broke the egg into a glass, covered it with a plastic cap and turned it on for 40 seconds, as he demanded.
The recipe. Somewhere in the 25th second, when I was already cooking mayonnaise for the second baking cake,
There was such an explosion in the microwave, I woke up immediately without coffee!
The contents of the microwave were entirely in the protein and only resembled an episode of some kind.
The German film. I spent the morning for breakfast wiping off the microwave. This is 2nd.
a recipe for some network trolls, in the first I cooked lemonade, the concentration of which
able to remove water stone from any surface of the bathroom, Mr. Muscle rests!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119008
 01.10.2015
XXX is
Laughing at the office!!! to
The accountant was taken out of the table!!!! to

YYY
If you add another line about the sakura, there will be a bearing hockey.

ZZZZ
Laughing at the office.
The accountant was taken from the table.
Flower of Sakura.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №119007
 01.10.2015
Imitation of Levitansky

What is happening in the world? Just a fuck.
Just shit, do you think? I think.
I can help Tom as I can.
I do shit everywhere and always.

What will follow? Again the shit.
Again a shit, are you sure? Yes I am sure.
I have already heard, and I have tested this hearing:
There is a lot left of God to me.

How will all this end? Right to joke.
My cabal and opal are short-lived.
So, shut up, lieutenant, shut up the fuck.
Go to bed and eat your mother.

Whether Werner or Exler.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119006
 01.10.2015
Two years ago, I took a photo before the start of the home wrap.
I did the second today.
A short history of the transformation of a drizzle into a gyrobasse.
and lihodar.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119005
 01.10.2015
With the 4PDA theme, how to determine the smartphone model:
I remember one friend asked me to order a box not her Samsung, so until I came to her and didn't look at the model, she couldn't name her.
You don’t understand, young man.
zzz: The moment when the girl asked to reinstall the screw, and you reinstalled the screw.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №119004
 01.10.2015
Sex shop discussions:
AmberSP: Yes, and in general, the sale to a minor can be allowed as a “growth,” as I think.
Are you not a member at the time? and ;)
AmberSP: I didn’t insult you and you don’t start.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №119003
 01.10.2015
AAA: Our customer speaks like Hindus when answering the question. Thus e. The question is why the code does not disappear. Check if you have started the computer.

VVV: Where do the employers come from?

AAA: The Swedes

AAA: I think this mentality is this: on the question "why does the dog refuse to eat?" send instructions on how to find the dog’s mouth).
If you work with Hindus, the technique is very good.
He may have had many Hindus in his life. You explain to the Hindu: try to feed the dog yourself. And eventually you get a confused Hindu. And a dog with food stuck in his ass and universal sadness in his eyes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119002
 01.10.2015
I had suspicions about my boyfriend yesterday. Tonight, while he was in the shower, I still decided to dispel my doubts and look at his phone... a miracle happened - right in my eyes the guy's phone turned into my ex-boyfriend's phone (((

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119001
 01.10.2015
Boarsky goes fishing.
A thousand worms in my pocket.
The back of spinning.
The lost seat.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119000
 01.10.2015
Who gave you the choreography?
You know, she was standing.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118999
 01.10.2015
Judging by the photos on your page with a newborn larvae of a man and a fat girl under the pen, at the age of 18, you have already managed to move where it should not be and ruin your life. Given the age, all three of you with a cute baby are sure to live with their parents in their two-bedroom Chruščov without a hint of solitude, and given the appearance of the girl such a desire does not arise. We all sympathize with your situation and spent youth, but here most people have not experienced your negative experience, are not angry with life and enjoy relationships.
Zzz This is the child of my close friends, lol.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118998
 01.10.2015
Deputies want to introduce a tax on the entrance to the forest with shale... Is it an autumn exacerbation or a banal idiotism?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118997
 01.10.2015
Summary of my diploma: Vladimir Nabokov wrote “Lolit” in English. Then I took it and translated it into Russian. For the lights, yes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118996
 01.10.2015
If you come to me again like this, you will hide the body yourself.
xxxx: his sackdown on quotes
XXX: "Take it right away. Nafiga sports, foreign languages and projects, if she then has no strength to give, cook and clean up." signature: Edward, unemployed in the second generation, calls his mother 3 times a day, chronic hemorrhoids.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118995
 01.10.2015
The baby is cute, but not new. From the same series of terms: male and daughter.


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