I will never forget how in the kindergarten the teacher asked us the task of adequacy. And it consisted of the following: in front of us on the board attached 3 squares: red, blue and green. The following question was asked:
How are these figures different?
Somewhere out of the children’s crowd came a scream:
The red square is a little bigger.
But fucking, he really was more.
From the comments to the demotivator with Amy Winehouse:
Winehouse is burning. I would blow it every day as many times as the member would stand, and when he could not stand, he would lick with his tongue, and then satisfy with his hands. School does not understand.
Let us get acquainted.
Flying home, covered by a stroke of diarrhea, I dreamed of sitting on my own.
White friend and I will be happy to relax.
But my dream suddenly broke about the closed doors of the toilet, where
I barricaded my bride, who decided not to waste time for nothing and
Time to make a manicure. For more than half an hour, she could not shave.
Waiting for the lawn to dry...
Dare to...
I wish I lived to the end of the world.
I would then find a place where the most people were gathered, I would wait for the moment when everything would begin to collapse, and at that very moment I would run to some height, so that everyone could see me, and with all my strength I would shout out something like "Well, we will be happy!"!"
Wow, do you need it?! to
“Well, throw it away, then a few thousand people who will hear me will die with the thought of ‘A dwarf!’”
Funny is? Not funny? Where is the "Pizdec" button I’ve been waiting for all these years?
Admines are virgins. I liked the quote, pressed the plus. And now the quote may and like, but press "funny" somehow the finger does not rise...
A 2-year-old girl trains her dad while her mom is cooking.
Dad is playing in headsets.
The tribe approaches the father and asks for the "eye and eye" (in translation, well, wait!)
Dad still plays in headsets.
“Krokha pulls Daddy for his trousers, eye and snail! “Papa, Voku and Zuku!”
Dad still plays.
The tribe approaches the system block and with a gentle voice on the chant says "kno-o-opka, kno-o-opka-a!"
Dad still plays.
The child is pressing the button.
Dad is untoldly happy :-[ and in all acceptable terms praises the child for cleverness and still includes a cartoon
The tribe jumps on the ass and knocks on the palms)))
dpi (00:52:31)
I wanted to ask, have you heard anecdotes that don’t tell the debboebs?
Antony (00:53:02)
It is not =)
Antony (00:53:11)
I am intrigued
dpi (00:53:20)
and ROFL
Antony (00:53:34)
and ROFL
Antony (00:53:36)
The Fucks
Antony (00:53:43)
Just arrived
All right, good night :-)
He is calm. Judah Lowe in a romantic dream.
She: Tom, I don’t know who it is
He said: Let’s get to know!
XXX: I hear that he loves me
See, if there is about 0.7 vodka in the blood, then how many years is a bus ride?
yyy: if he did not pose a danger on the road, and did not resist, the rights will be deprived for a year. If you go on a trip, you can take it for 3 years.
What if the building of the city library was cut off? Has it moved double?
I stand in the pharmacy, a guy with a girl approaches to the box office:
The context of the tornado, sorry.
Give me another test.
The cashier looked up at the man. He cannot withstand:
I need condoms anyway. Suddenly...
Zelenograd: Prefecture banned correspondents from attending operational meetings and meetings of the district college.
One comment: "There are only thieves and fraudsters in the prefecture, I myself work there."
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YYY – and CHO?
XXX - Cho Cho, attractions on the ceiling now
I heard, in the states, one black of four police officers crashed.
WOW : Yes. Nurgaliyev has already made a statement that his words about resistance to police officers should not be taken so literally.
Nikita: Yes, you are all idiots who don’t like dogs – I’d even prefer to sleep with dogs rather than with girls! Because they are better!
Tolstoy Troll: The horse is better. Try it.
Connie: I guarantee it!
by Vince:
Wireless mouse without a battery powered by the UBS carpet is a hemorrhoid?)
and Moses:
How many letters?
Ivga: Okay, this is all nonsense. Let me tell you about my acquaintance. When she is 16, she always puts the keys in her jacket pocket when she washes the windows. I asked her why. She says, “So if I fall out of the window, how will I get home?”
Ivga: and lives on the 8th floor.
Ivga: And then someone calls me an optimist?
1: throw, today I completely dismantled and assembled the laser.
2: after the assembly of the screens, a lot of excess remains?
3: No, there is no more! Not enough (
Excerpt from the online chat game.
15:45: Camuray is imposed a three-minute silence, the reason: you need to be more polite.
15:46 : The Malenkaya feya is subjected to a three-minute silence, the same reason.
15:46 : Violleta is imposed a three-minute silence, the reason: they themselves struggled perfectly without your help.