What is the security in the store? You have to put a pneumatic pistol.
Better water... in winter at -20 more efficient.

xxx: I now look at the new evil mansion... the shit they have the finger from which they suck the stories

The compliment scratched: "Your eyes are scratched... or scratched... not yet understood"

My wife is late, I wait for her SMS at work as a summer soldier. The bullshit has already sent 9 messages.

Zayots: Toha, like a man I’ve asked a million times
Cat: Not fat

The microwave is on the refrigerator. by Fuck! This is the third time I’ve put a plate of food in the freezer.

and yesterday. The conversation of my seven-year-old nephew with my grandfather.

How do you prove that you are a man?
“Look, I have a moustache!
Nephew: And what then? Love has it too!

How does a cat treat a rat?
YYY: When the cat approached, the rat thought it was food and bit him. Since then he has been afraid of her.

C@nek (Barnaul): with the first day of winter to you!
The bird: You too! We have 27 degrees.
C@nek (Barnaul): and at us

yyy: Breasts for men, like a laser point for a cat xD.

In fact, Frightened from the "Magic of the Emerald City" was a zombie. After all, he ran around the country and shouted:"Mozgiya!I need a brain!"

Q: I dreamed today that you and I were dancing waltz in a huge hall with marble columns, thousands of candles were lit around, and the music was flowing out of nowhere.
Hm... And what next?
Q: And then the Marsians arrived, I took my two-handed sword and crushed them in cabbage, then by ventilation got into their main ship and destroyed the central computer of the navigation hub and they flew straight into the sun.
D: And what about me?? to
Q: And you saved me, I saved the planet

XXX is
In short, I watched the Harry Potter day, and I thought that I'm in every publication on the GP, why not get to know the MAN there.
YYYY
and ROFL
YYYY
She went to the Harry Potter website for a man.
XXX is
You know, I think the fan site of May Little Pony is more promising

by Misha.
Can I ask a modest question?

and Stalin.
Give it.

Misha
Have you ever betrayed your boyfriend?

and Stalin.
Good thing, I put it.

Are you playing cards?
YYY: for what?
xxx on the map.
YYY: For what?! to
XXX: Are you a fool? I am talking in cards!
YYY: I am a fool. What are we going to play cards with?
zzz: I understand, you are going to play in translation? Take the third?

Advertising has struck me now. In the bus: I am looking for a young man. It can be without experience. I will learn everything myself. I already get the phone in advance, but below the small letters: with love, your work... :)

A colleague told me.
He worked for a Japanese company. The Japanese chef spoke Russian well, but, traditionally for the Japanese, he did not pronounce the letter "l", replacing it with "r".
The secretary first shrugged when the boss said to her:
and Masha! I need to remove the fax!
Then she got used to it and calmly replied:
Okay, let’s get so out!

A: by the way
A: The new programmer does not drink wheat
A: He looks like he’s drinking.
B: There is a lot.

It’s somewhere in Russia in the courts at the entrance. And we, in St. Petersburg, young people are resting on the bricks near the parade.

About the game WoW.
AURKA: Well, yes, because when I came, and the first time I went to the raid, I was fucked on the table and caught in a cloud of formulas and schedules.
AURKA: And when I bought the box with the game there was no nichuya written about gaids, theoricraft and dps rotation.
There was written: Become a Hero, Kill the Dragon!