But if I knew it then, I would not feel fashionable and stylish, but stupid in the way. And I would not be able to make a proper impression on my current husband, with whom we have been together for more than 10 years.
Ladies and gentlemen, draw conclusions. Style is in the head, not in the clothes.
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And why does it seem to me that her husband didn’t look at the jumper at all, but more at the face, breasts and character?)

The Maniac:
Distinguishing a manic from a normal manic is quite simple. It is enough to ask: "How many human bodies, with a volume of 100 liters each, will fit in a cubic hole, with a rib length of 1 meter?"
The normal person will answer "ten" or ask for additional conditions, and the maniac will say "seven" because he knows the actual rate of filling the pit with human bodies.
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How do you know this ratio?

to this:
Please don’t write the "sweet" at the end of the quotation. Even the most funny of this ceases to be funny, and the author wants to chant for the lack of a sense of measure. If you do not feel that the curtain is superfluous, just believe the word. Better without him. and honestly.

I support. This also includes all sorts of "subtable" and other indicators of the author on what a funny joke.

It doesn’t matter where you like it.
I like you anywhere :D

The division into "technology" and "humanitarian" is incorrect. The correct names are "disabled humanities" and "disabled technical sciences".

The year 2005:

<n0> soon I will not be surprised when on the street you approach a girl to ask how long and she will answer "vypija jadu" - pizza minutes.
<n0> and people on the sidewalk will say: lol chuvag: kill yourself.
<Atrium> and the passing grandmother will think: "the swallow is protected"

Fuck it, you knew it.

XAXBCZCZAAX: I’ve seen a lot of fun in one German movie
Shil0: Gathered your nick in the MK - killed Shao Khan.

In recent times, trying to download something from the Internet is like trying to go through a crowd of Gypsies, and at the same time you are filled in your pockets with meaningless stuff and you get a cold, flu, plague...

In the theme of Van Damme, who sits on a sword between cars and all sorts of parodies on him. I found another, pleased with the first comment:

Urok: already is a video, where Yanukovych sits on a spat between customs and the European Union.

Dema: I watched a masterpiece conversation at the medfak. One girl asked in the group if they watched "The Walking". In response, I got what they watched, and still ahead of a seminar on the "lightening" and a visit to the morge.
Dema: Only Medfak, only Hardcore

XXX God will forgive
Yyy: I doubt he sees all my shame.)
YYY: If you assume that it exists
YYY: But this is a completely different story.
XX: How will you then explain the workability of your code?
Fuck, there is a God.
yyy: it is even more convincing than the intangibility of the universe and the fact that life exists.

In the distant, distant years, the book "How steel was hardened" was recorded in the sections of catalogues "Metallurgy", "Steel and Rental Technology" and others.
ууу: Has the anecdote about the field theory article in the Journal of the Agricultural University finally come true?

These and many other fun paradoxes can already be seen today on the site, created on the task of the Ministry of Science. The site is called the Map of Russian Science. Just look at what areas the country’s leading mathematical, physical or humanitarian institutions are dealing with.

Following his son read Harry Potter. Well, I finally started to understand the jokes about Dobby Free and others.
Love your kids :)

A: I changed the song a little.
C: Okay, print and bring tomorrow to the tail.
A: Which hero am I printing it now? I don't have a printer and it's been two o'clock in the night.
C: with your hand and pen
A is fucking! I have a hand and a pen!
A: This is the era of computers.

from Miumau.
The transplant surgeon encourages the patient in the hallway: "Well, wait a little more, the new year is soon!" On New Year's Eve, everyone drunk, will drive and walk drunk around the city! How many people will be killed! You will probably get a kidney too!".

here here :

The nail in the egg, the egg in the box... People, there the duck with the rabbit did not run through the Red Square?

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not yet, but the fact that in the castle was a two-headed cage endless, it is yes, there is such a...

xxx: I usually get up late at work, but today why did I wake up at 7. Following an ancient instinct, he began to watch ninja turtles.

Who are you working for?
The focus.
In the circus, right?
In the bank. I give 2 rubles, I get 3.

xxx: I had a friend... a crazy fan of Arya and Alice, like Kipelov, always walked in the dark, with chains-claps, in short, a typical such a rocker. but little of what he was called Sergey Lazarev, so did his fatherhood - Dmitrievich and the initials (respectively) LSD)))) so they called him, Lsdec...

Commentary on Porn Tracker
Parking is bad.
Better put the laminate.
And the plinth is twisted.
Better repair than fucking.
Repair is always such an apple (((
I think it depends on the gender! It was necessary to put the substrate 3 mm under the parquet!!! to
Something the door box does not inspire confidence in me.
The height of the socket from the floor is clearly below the Euro standard.
I didn’t burn the fire, or I’d...
- what is characteristic: even the large breasts of the devacha could not hide all the mistakes of repair