to this

Skyrim (17:14:36 today)
I have a new album, I go.
to listen ;)
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Skyrim (20:21:02 today)
I will never move from here.
Skyrim (20:22:15 today)
As I listened, I came in two hours.
Five neighbors asked the name.
Group and one of the neighbors
Entrance through the balcony - where he crawled
The album

So for the album?

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Skyrim (17:14:36 today)
I’ve got a new album, I’m going to listen ;)

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Skyrim (20:21:02 today)
I will never move from here.

Skyrim (20:22:15 today)
While listening - in 2 hours came five neighbors, asked the name of the group and one from the neighboring entrance through the balcony - where the album was rolling.

Only now I learned that we were deceived from childhood, that Shalik of Prostokvashin painted on a stove of no Vigvam, but actually Tipi. Where does this world go :(

Wishlist, wishlist and wishlist dinner: chicken filet with champignons, onions and tomatoes, roasted in red wine, with the addition of strawberries.
The family is dining. The son comes last. He begins to silently absorb food. I am offended by him:
Cheers to meat!
Son, looking carefully into the plate very seriously and even somewhat gently:
and meat! You are good!

Video recorders with a impact sensor.

Need to add to the instructions: "If you want to save the incident, but forgot which buttons to scratch, give a scratch on the body of the registrator."

XXX is
The marriage was postponed indefinitely.

YYYY
by KAG TAG? Did Claud decide to give it all back?
23:00:13

XXX is
he said "over the repair"
As you understand, this may mean "never"

YYYY
Why is he suddenly
Maybe he wants a lush wedding for a hundred people, a white dress for everyone, and a cake from which Alice Cooper jumps out?

XXX is
My God

I want such a wedding, too.
What you did
I showed your message to Claudio.
Now together we want the white dress from which Alice Cooper jumps out

eugene386: look what they write
eugene386: Operators received information that the 37-year-old resident of Lipetsk – the head of LLC, which sells metal products, illegally uses software products of corporations “Microsoft” and “AutoDesk” in the enterprise’s computer equipment. During the inspection in the office of this company found and seized equipment, which, as the police believed, installed unlicensed computer programs. The results of the examination confirmed that computer programs have signs of fake. However, later independent examination revealed that the suspect's non-removable media did not and never had FAT, FAT32 or NTFS file systems, which clearly indicates his innocence.
eugene386: crazy, I laughed so much that the neighbors came!

If you were the Captain of Evidence, what would you do?
He said obvious things.
Q. Is that you? 0 - O
WOW: Yes
Ohhhhhh...

Discussions about "The Great Gatsby":

Read the book, then watch the movie, it’s worth it.
YYY: Can it be the opposite?
zzz: No problems: "( tiots ogot it myyf etyrtomsop motop,gink etyatichop teeber"

During the day in the subway, I watched a picture: a typical Minsk couple stands - a guy clamps a girl at the door, pushes her hand between her legs, something is trembling there, she stands; in general, they clamp, kiss - and the people a little, the whole car - like a palm. The grandmother comes in. The guy lazyly tears off his lips from his girlfriend, turns to the side of his grandmother, then looks at the wagon, then again on his grandmother, lean to his girlfriend and gives out: "Pizdec youth is with us, the grandmother has gone, who got up to give up."

The word "Friendson", if translated literally, means friendship. And when one pretends to be nice to drag a girl into bed, and she enjoys and consumes first, what kind of friendship is it?

by Denisslavin

British scientists are pleased:

There is a theory that each of us is just a few handshakes away from the greatest men of the past – from Leo Tolstoy to Alexander the Macedonian. People are really closely connected with each other, and many do not even realize how close this connection is. By the age of 30, the average British has seven sexual partners. But since they also have seven partners, and they have seven more, the total number of contacts is a staggering 2.8 million people.

If you enter the number 7 in the number of partners, the total amount will be 2,907,947 indirect and direct partners for a woman aged 30. A 25-year-old man, who had nine girls, entered into an indirect sexual relationship with 485,051 people. With such a number of sexual partners, even the thought of giving up a condom seems suicidal.

Stasoid: Tan, this was a clear overtake!
Lorraine: And what then?
Stasoid: I understand that you don’t like the new girlfriend of Andrea. I myself, gently speaking, am not delighted. But we are his friends and we must support him.
Lorraine: And keep it, ah. He is on the way out of the abyss. I would even say, in a step from a huge black hole.
Stasoid: Anyway, ask him if Lena will come, and after hearing the affirmative answer scream on the whole bar the quote from Jay and Silent Bob "this bad sheep is not with us!" - overwhelming!!!! to
You liked it, confess it.
Stasoid: How is it? The crooked! I just started the logue of Andrew, like I am a good guy.

If you enter the number 7 in the number of partners, the total sum will be 2,907,947 indirect and direct partners for a woman aged 30. A 25-year-old man, who had nine girls, entered into an indirect sexual relationship with 485,051 people. With such a number of sexual partners, even the thought of giving up a condom seems suicidal.

- Even before British scientists clearly formed this case in the film "Do not threaten the Southern Central". After kissing with the girl, the guy was told "Dude, you just sucked out the whole quarter".

The Student Companion. Naturally, it’s like turning off the lights in the toilet when someone is sitting there. A couple of days ago, the lamp burned, no one can replace it, of course.
I sit in the bathroom in the darkness, I hear in the corridor steps, a click of the switch, and after 5 seconds the neighbor’s confirming voice: “I turned off the light for you!”

The head of the Moscow Department of Culture Sergey Kapkov believes that it would be good to cancel the automatic performance of Gazmanov's song "Moscow, the bell rings" when the trains arrive at the Leningrad station.

XHH: It would be good to put "Imperial March"...

Huber, comment on the video:
Judging from the laugh at the end, it’s quite an experienced developer. A kind of professional deformity. In our case, the timlid began to laugh when he sent 8000 SMS to the director of the client's office and to several other people unknown to him before. In this case, the word “laughter” is not exactly correct. Similar sounds are produced by the males of some monkeys, who fear that by the will of fate they will be caught by others and the males will accidentally confuse them with the females. (A number of times)

XH: Film games are usually done to profit from the popularity of this film epic. It is done on an immediate hand, like, graphics with smoothing is, ok, cars are brilliant, ok, and the plot of the film - the game is ready.
WOW: Sometimes I think there’s even a designer for that. If you upload a movie, it will be released in 48 hours.

The pessimist puts off for a black day, the optimist puts on it.

I will be brief. It was shown in the news yesterday.
In January, the rocks in the streets of October reached a height of several meters. Fearing not to cope with the cleaning of the snow, which threatened to flood private houses in the spring, the locals turned to the akimat for help. And, to pay tribute to the officials, they did not refuse help. In the reply clearly stated: "At your appeal on the question of the removal of snow from the street of October, I inform you that the work on cleaning and removal of snow from the above street will be completed until March 15 of this year."

Everything would be nothing, only the letter came to the inhabitants of the street on June 21 – in a 30-degree heat! Moreover, as the recipients found out, the mail here is not at all to blame: the document from the Civil Service Department was sent on June 13.