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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №146986
 01.12.2017
Valery Tsurkan
It’s a pity that Kirkorov didn’t spare the song to any "Cannibal Corpse". They would have eaten it, and this shame would have ceased.

Baron Sumedi
“Cannibals, like most good mito-musicists, are calm and very cultural people. I think I would just kick off my legs and get rid of it, and that’s all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146985
 01.12.2017
A loop in Zaporozhye under the driver's feet as in the VAZ 212 "Niva" is needed to pour water out of the cabin after not calculating the depth of the loop. No one will be sitting behind the wheel fishing in the dark under the steering column. There will not be a banal flooding. I don’t know who and how long ago invented these fishing tales.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146984
 01.12.2017
The tests were carried out in the Google Chrome browser. The animation shows that when you close the browser with a regular site, CPU usage immediately drops to about zero. But when you close a site with a built-in miner for some reason, CPU usage remains at the same level more than 60% (for masking the miner does not properly load the processor to the maximum).
The trick is that despite the visible closure of the browser window, Google Chrome does not actually close, but remains in memory. The malware opens an invisible pop-up window like pop-under. I have to admit, this is a very literal reception.
The coordinates of the pop-up window are selected to hide exactly behind the clock on the task panel.

In the hours.
People, this is a tarakana.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №146983
 01.12.2017
If the pops can be waved in the cosmodrome, then stupid girls can dance in the shopping halls of the RPC.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146982
 01.12.2017
I think it can be an abstract emotion. Well, here you go out, you see the rainy dawn allow...
You stand with such honour.
Because your

YYY: With the upper what?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146981
 01.12.2017
Cherna: A colleague says, here you are all telling how your newborns cry. And I don’t remember anything that my daughter didn’t let me and my wife sleep. At home, my wife says:
Q: All of my colleagues have children who are weak and don’t sleep. How lucky we were.
Q: Have you already drunk your memory? We even took her to her grandmother to whisper, so that she’t scream all the time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146980
 01.12.2017
They are yours.
The clarification :

There are no monuments in Japan dedicated to the victims of World War II.

Or the Chinese?

and w. Here the Koreans set up a monument to Korean women, whom the Japanese occupants forcibly sent to public houses to soothe their soldiers, so the Japanese did not like it very much.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146979
 01.12.2017
and suitable.
In the northern capital came winter, as usual unexpectedly. The palaces built the clay went south, to the places of traditional wintering.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146978
 01.12.2017
Rice Pavlov

>> Have you heard how the Zaporozhye engine works? It does not seem, but the fish will hear it.

And purely theoretically - if you regularly feed the fish while the engine is running, will it then swim to the hole, hearing a familiar sound?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146977
 01.12.2017
Once Tosio Maeda, thinking about the high, accidentally stumbled on the foot of the Russian bosman. “Your grandmother will have twenty-two drunk eight-legged horses crossed through the claw,” said the bosman. And here Maddox was...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146976
 01.12.2017
The landings and Siberia. The words of Betty. I can confuse my ancestors.

Beginning of the 90s. He comes to a friend, and he inspires the elderly son with a belt of thought through the back seat. The natural question is why. The answer, said, caught on the theft of the car and had to give the owner on the lap, so that the application did not carry to the police.
Your grandfather was a Gypsies, right? Did your grandfather go to clean snow in Siberia for stealing colloquial horses? Your grandfather in the war was awarded a medal for sleeping... depriving the Germans of a combat motorized wheel unit with shells and dropping it from the surrounding! Have you spent three years in your youth for theft of tires? I don’t know what you want from your own heir.

I know both of the heroes personally. and :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146975
 01.12.2017
The accountant calls:
My printer is printing!
Technical Support Officer Answers:
How many strips?
and one.
You seem lucky...
thank you! To Goodbye!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146974
 01.12.2017
In the subway next to me is a man in a coat, a business suit and a tail with a pink rubber and a pumpkin on the back of the head. Overcoming embarrassment and tact, I ask quietly:

Do you have a tail? The clothes are not very suitable.

Of course not, he filmed. My daughter forced me out, I didn’t even look in the mirror. Last time nobody said it. So I went to the office and came.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №146973
 01.12.2017
The best way to learn a foreign language is to learn to understand their songs.
Ask those who have learned Russian: what is Ilya Lagutenko singing about?

©Flamberg

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146972
 01.12.2017
rizn: It has been understood why of n working containers, only one crown is insulting a certain process that is performed with error.
Expectation: A clever problem with setting up a particular container.
Reality: In the other containers the mail is broken.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №146971
 01.12.2017
What is the name of a man who is protected by the PPA?
and Dad.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146970
 01.12.2017
As the academic Pavlov once said, “Good things are forgotten, and bad things are never!”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146969
 01.12.2017
Summer, a park and a chess pavilion. I have set up the figures, waiting for a rival. On other tables are already playing, including one long bonded blonde, a pretty strong amateur. This time he came with his daughter of five or six years. This blue-eyed miracle first watched my dad play, then got bored, started walking between the tables, finally approached me.
Do we play? He asks me.
Sit down, I say.
The girl chose the white and played the horse. In response, I pulled out my horse. She brought out another horse, and I too. She moved the horse again, and I played symmetrically. She is a horse, and I too. So we made a few more moves. Finally, I did not endure.
Will we play with other characters? I ask.
I do not know others yet.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146968
 01.12.2017
In a few years, education reforms and rockets will stop falling! They will stop flying.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146967
 01.12.2017
Xxx: found a guy-programmer, all as I love)
WOW : the gesture. This is how we sign up on your phone:
Andrei - WEB
The Smoke 3D
Tagged-GameDev
Favorite of S
Not a phone, but a programming guide.

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