Did you say you look like Kirkorov?
YYY: It’s still normal...I’ve been a bit like a beer before. And as soon as I changed my hair, he made me look like a cattle.

The guard from the entrance gave a disc. I turned on, and there are 3 gigs of records from the camera of the elevator, where I dance while I go. Leaving home is uncomfortable.

XXX: What happened today. Early in the morning, in the frost, one aunt brought two children with births in blood to us to the hospital. As it turned out, these two, brother and sister (boyfriend in the third, and girl in the second class), decided to try the language nearest pillar, will he stick or not)))) the first girl clinged, speak the eagle as cut, the tongue then from the pillar does not go away.... the boy (like the older brother) decided to help and began to show how to correctly tear off the tongue from the pillar)))) showed (it is necessary to first stick with the tongue, and then to tear it off), but calculated and the example itself)))) alcohol they pulled away, brought to the hospital))) mouths in blood, tongues swollen, the girl cries, the puppy in shock))))

I met a superman today.
In the sense?
- You know, I walk on the street, I approach the corner of the house, and there is ice under my feet, well, the man on it climbs and falls, facing to the ground, but in the same second he sneezes sharply and his head balances the body, but it seems he did not calculate the strength of the cheek and still fell, but already on the ass. It all happened in a moment... but how could it happen!? to
He has a good self-preservation instinct.
- I sneeze at the moment when I fall my face forward and sneeze to balance myself... still in shock xD

British produced minute cartoons based on Russian classics

“Crime and Punishment”, “Master and Margarita”, “Life and Destiny” – all plots fit into 40-second videos. The first place was taken by the cartoon based on “Doctor Zhivago” by Boris Pasternak. The winners received £1,000.

What about ' War and Peace?

Dominic Monaghan, who played the hobbit Merry, posted a photo on his Instagram, in which the actor's staff "Lord of the Rings" rests in one of the bars.

Monaghan's company was made up of two more hobbies: Elijah Wood and Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom.

Fans of the fantastic trilogy noted how their favorite actors have aged. The gray in the hair appeared in everyone except Elijah Wood, and this leads to the thought that the Ring of Almighty has not been destroyed and is still stored in the pocket of the astute hobbit.

I transferred the system to my younger sister (20 years old).

Sister: And this file will not be deleted, right? The Truth? It is my whole life, my whole life!! to

The folder was called “FIGNIA,” and that’s all you need to know about my sister’s life.

A Russian teacher told me how he laughed when he found a button in the store. Wiping tears, he asked to call the administrator, asked if she knew who the goldmer was, and advised not to order this product anymore, because the sewage bread is not too appetizing.

How did the 917 start?

September 4, 917 – King Leon Ordoño II triumphs over the Muslims at the Battle of San Esteban de Gormas. What could this mean?

In Britain, thousands of homosexuals were posthumously pardoned
XXX: A good homosexual is a dead gay

Why not try to write literally? Write with mistakes, but try! Bl..., Yulia Agapova(s), how do your own eyes not fall out of this hernia? A sound letter, a mother, a whisper – from the author... You read some forum of 2004... Yes, Gogol with Dostoevsky, Iperst! Sincerely yours, not a figa gram-nazi.

Today, a teacher of French, explaining the French vocabulary and that the word une cuisinière translates simultaneously as "cooking" and "cooking" (while in the male genre un cuisinier usually simply "cooking"), reluctantly reminded: "I remind you, men, that there was never a difference between women and things".

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine stresses that any interference in the integrity of cultural heritage objects located on the temporarily occupied territory of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea and the city of Sevastopol will be regarded by the Ukrainian side as a violation by Russia of its duties as an occupying state. imposing on it international legal responsibility for such actions.” 

Do the "occupants" have responsibilities?! to

> And, by the way, there is a flag rolling. In the vacuum, ah

They simply approach the rest of the world with their measure of cretinism. Therefore, it seems to them that someone could have taken a fake and forgotten that there is a vacuum on the Moon, and they alone, so smart, noticed this flaw. Somebody could get so serious. Seriously Karl! And they are alone with their third-class school for mentally retarded such geniuses that they noticed it.

The cat has disappeared and has not been seen since morning. They were alarmed when they searched all the cabinets, cabinets and corners, wanted to go looking for the escapist on the stairs (she splashed to the site, pressing her tail, but the curiosity was stronger than the cat), as she suddenly fell out of the newly searched closet, sleepy, stuck, as if she had slept there all winter. We were not allowed to go to Narnia.

The game "Guess the programming language"

For example, you have a hundred.
Why do you work with them separately? Build a house in which all will be Vas and work with the house. 100 times less work. Need a specific vase? You knock into the house and ask for you from the 36th room.

This is not possible in another language. Vases won’t live in a house, but they can endlessly stand in line. And, if you are, for example, a maniac and Vasi you end up, you can increase the length of the line and a few more Vasi will resort to you.

You have no third language. You have a global Vasya you work with. And you can pump these underyou as much as you want and when you want. You can manipulate them whenever you want. You can clone. But without a global Waze you can do nothing at all. You won’t work without your boss.

After a collision with local frostbite, fragments of his own smartphone fall into Tom's brain. After coming out of a coma, he realizes that a return to normal teenage life is impossible because he has superpowers.
Is he becoming an Android?
It has become an apple!
The Bite...

Life is something incomprehensible. It is issued without prior notice and removed without good reason.

I was waiting for a road trip near a grocery store in the winter. Meat, night, late, I am alone, with bags, two stops to the house, but not able to go. Finally arrived. The door next to the driver opened, the guy jumped out, I - the bat, and in his place. The driver says, “Well, go from here, stupid eye-catching!”I opened my mouth out of such arrogance. He’s even harsher on me. I: “I will complain, you won’t wait, you rarely go, you are still sick. Here comes a guy, opens the door, pulls me out into the bedroom – and sits in my place! The car is leaving, I try to remember the number of offenders, and I see: “Russian Association of Incasters”, “Prom-Tara-ra Bank”. Two stops run with bags like at the Olympics.

Trump issued a decree banning citizens from certain countries from entering the United States.
The Indians: What could it be?? to