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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43819
 01.03.2011
Pingwin4ik
Remember that he loves.

pingwin4ik (01:07:38 26/02/2011)
A gift to make him happy.

retro_cola
sex, cigars, whiskey, mate to chew

retro_cola
What should I give him of this?

retro_cola
Do you think sex is good?

Pingwin4ik
I invented

retro_cola
burned

Pingwin4ik
A little bit of sleep, then immediately after the onset of the fairy orgasm get a bottle of whisker and a already smoked cigar from under the bed and say loudly, "Well, fuck it!" Happy Birthday!"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43818
 01.03.2011
Q: What is your relationship?
ууу: friendly - I raise her mood by communicating and friendly flirting, and she friendlyly gives to touch the breasts when I am close to a nervous breakdown.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43817
 01.03.2011
Announcement: I am suspicious. It is cheap.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43816
 01.03.2011
I also bought a snorkel yesterday, now I scream for 20 minutes a day... my husband watched yesterday, as I scream, says, “You’ll have a snorkel there soon!”" I scream "Ah, she’s called TALIA!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43815
 01.03.2011
The dialogue of those who watched and wanted to see the new film "Mechanic":
XXX: Did you like the movie?
YYY: Yes, the same "Carrier", only on foot.

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