"In Rosavtodor stated that the improvement of the quality of federal roads leads to an increase in the number of accidents";

The eternal troubles of Russia are fools and roads. The first manages the second.

I was almost struck by one idiot on a pedestrian crossing today. Moreover, he not only did not slow down the speed, seeing me on the road, but also pushed out the window and covered it with a three-storey mat, saying how I dared to appear on his way. I was so upset that I forgot to watch the road. As a result, the car crashed one wheel into dirt on the side and crashed into a tree. I don’t even know how to comment on it – instant karma or a lesson in the style of “don’t get distracted by driving.”

Dear guys!
Arguments: I already have two children, I have been working in this field for ten years, we have already bought a second car of this brand in the family - unambiguously support your statements and the presence of positive experiences in this field.
But the statement: “I’m married for the third time” is not equal to the fact that you have a rich experience in family relationships or that you’re a good partner. Rather, it depreciates your words at the root. and sorry.
Women are similar, but they usually do not boast of the number of marriages. Here you leave it a secret from unwilling readers.
Cake and tea to everyone in bed.

About food: the husband in childhood was undernourished, the mother-in-law cooked abhorrently, and the mother-in-law had a ulcer, so when in their house they cooked scraps and roasted cocktails - it was a holiday!! When we got married, my husband told me he didn’t eat fish, ham and didn’t like salt. He began to eat ham after a week (the mother did not cook it), fish after 3 months, and it turned out to be funny with salt. I cooked the sauce, everything as appropriate: with the tongue, a smoked bite, cucumbers and olives. She poured out her husband, he looked at him and said, "This is not a salad, salad is a soup with rice and sausage." I should have seen my eyes then. Salad is now a favorite dish. So if the kids don’t eat something, it might be cooked incorrectly?

xxx new hair
XXX: I like it very much.
yyy: well why Skype does not have the function "Edit someone else’s message" :(
xxx for what?

Yesterday in the subway accidentally looked at a crossword, guessed by a grandfather sitting next to him. "Razimbun", it is written - fucking what a beast, I think. looked at me. It turns out that he is the author of the song "Wals-Boston".

Mom, thoughtfully looking at the TV, where on the central channel show a video about lobbies and lovely pants:
"In my youth, the song became popular, and then somebody came up with silly words for this motive and sang under the guitar in the kitchen. Now the popular song is removed from the mattress so that it can be played on TV.

Now I understand from which children some of my acquaintances grew up. A friend’s husband didn’t eat yesterday. at all. Even bread or compot. Only freshly prepared, with dust from heat, don't let God cook and warm up in the morning - you get angry with daddy. My second companion is constantly adhering to a healthy eating system. Every week is different. Today cooked vegetables, tomorrow grapes, after tomorrow raw food. Truth never warns his wife that he dropped and arranges a wild scandal if he wanted fried meat and got a plate of beans. My ex did not eat fish, onions, garlic, pumpkin, cheese, from meat only chicken without skin and beef, mushrooms, Bulgarian pepper, green vegetables, and any fried dishes. And I did not even tolerate the smell, so cooking two different dishes is not an option, and going to the restaurant is an entire adventure. I am not saying that you should eat unloved food. Do not put your problems on others. Mother has cooked a snack today, and the child doesn’t want it? Let him eat a sandwich. Children don't know why my mom chose a strawberry, maybe there was no time, maybe the strawberry's expiration date is out, maybe it's a problem with money and there's only a strawberry, or maybe she can cook three dishes only or banally all the others eat strawberry with pleasure.

by Jira
T-Tester and R-Developer
T: If there are more than 500 records, a modular window appears. When the button is pressed, an error occurs.
R: Since it doesn’t fall right away, it probably didn’t have enough time to form the data.
Accelerated the loading.
T: The defect is reproduced. The fall started to happen faster. I reopen the task.

The best April 1 joke, for which people paid for work: Somewhere in a remote Russian region, on April 1 on the local TV channel in the morning began to spin "Lebody Lake". Periodically, the broadcast of the ballet was interrupted by the appearance of a speaker in a strict black suit with the announcement: "Citizens, stay calm. The government is keeping the situation under control"

“I’m even afraid to imagine what the scooters would be like if they decided to build a base on the moon.
The cosmic.

Have you seen a lot of metals in your home? There were rubles, too. The Olympic...

You guys are probably confusing something. Half-tinners, or coins of 50 kopecks, were sufficient, as were metal rubles and the rest of the exchange coin. Notoriously rare were banknotes of 50 rubles and 100 rubles (sandwich) and only because the latter exceeded the salary of the majority of the population of the USSR.
Ask people over 50 years old, for example.

Uncle Gabe, will Halflyftry come out?
and no. He is punished and teaches.

XHX: What a fashion to think that if you call things / phenomena differently, people will perceive these things differently. Well, the types were blacks, became African Americans, were disabled, became people with disabilities. There was a “murder,” now in the media “liquidation,” well or later there will be a “reduction of the degree of threat to the minimum.”

Yyy: Ideas for the media. Instead of "NATO tank column" write "organized moving equipment "
aaa: And then "protected vehicles moving in one direction"
bbbb: "comfortable transportation for driving in an aggressive environment, improving the environment along the road for further safe business promotion"
ccc: "group of extreme tourists on high-performance cars"

xxx: He was afraid to go to interviews, the type of me will not be taken, I will not succeed
You are no longer taken, you are sitting on your ass!

I worked as an assistant in the construction - money was very needed and there was nowhere to go. In total, we were five assistants: the cranes were lifted and placed in the ends of the building gas concrete and brick on the floor, and we were already scattered throughout the floor on the cars. I went to the general and offered to buy two ROCLA trucks, so that the pallet could be pulled away at once and not fitted with the trucks. Thus, the purchase of a single truck at the cost of the work of one assistant per month, according to my calculations, increased productivity in times. I was thanked. I bought the trucks.

Guess who was fired the next day?

I understood what age it was when it turned out that my daughter was a fan of the actor for whom I was a fan at her age.No, he is older, of course... but I still have the feeling that I am not that old, but died and I share an inheritance :)

Obedient children become obedient people, and work for those who have been disobedient.

My mother was born in 1937. In 1941, she saved the lives of herself and her mother. And also to me, my sister and all the next generations, and that I hope to the damn how many lives. She just pulled off the ropes on her shoes. began to fall. She cried, began to crawl. The bomb shelter in which they fled was under a seven-story building of bourgeois times. The German bomb passed all these floors and exploded in a bomb shelter. And my grandmother has never rushed her mom when she tied her ropes.

Mom, can I go for a walk?! to
- Daughter, do not invent, marriage registration in 15 minutes.