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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3143
 01.04.2008
Ilya
Testing
You see me?
Dick
You know, why are you naked?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3142
 01.04.2008
The day is over)
It gives everyone a task for a reference... and here comes the turn to me... it calls the topic and the story... try not to find it anywhere... I have invented it myself.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3141
 01.04.2008
The Fire:
It is hot ?
The Fire:
through the activation point through the innet I went to Yandex, found a crack, downloaded, launched through the download window and activated, so Microsoft hasn't been hacked yet

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3140
 01.04.2008
Today, the universe of computer science is burning.
So we sit and write a lecture, and he starts to speed up!! Failure is understandable. And then the phrase: "So guys - write the Ctrl+Shift+Enter" and then press Ctrl with one hand, Shift with the other hand, and Enter with the third hand"
Everyone is joking.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №3139
 01.04.2008
aa: I have a cat sick ((( in the veterinarian was tackled, eardrum, now I put three injections a day and my ears, my husband calls me a Gestapo))
BB: Why is it?! to
aa: says that I have an abnormal glow in the eyes of a kade I am following a cat around the apartment with a syringe with screams "hold him, he will tell us everything!and "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №3138
 01.04.2008
News on mail.ru: "The soloist of the group «Tokyo Hotel» may remain without a voice"

We pray brothers.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №3137
 01.04.2008
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by PiK-PEN And then??? ???? ? to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3136
 01.04.2008
All the greatest, hardest and most tragic decisions were made alone.

the most cowardly and ugly by means of democratic procedures.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3135
 01.04.2008
A letter dated March 15, 2005, written by the manager of one of the

located in the city of Reno, Nevada, major stores

Kmart and addressed by a certain Mrs. Fenton, who lives in

Tom is Reno.



Dear Mrs Fenton,



Over the past six months, our security guards have been

monitoring your husband’s behavior in our store. In the presented

The list below lists all violations committed by them, each of which

was captured by surveillance cameras, and we have copies of these

The film.



We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings during his

in our shop, each of which is later

has ignored. He responded to the warnings in a rough manner,

As long as my wife is shopping here, I will be here too.

to come.” Therefore, we are forced to prohibit access to our store.

You, your husband and your family.



The list below describes your husband’s behavior in detail.

The last six months.



June 15: Taking 24 packages of condoms and secretly placing them on carts

Other buyers



2 July: all the alarms in the department of goods for the home so,

Work with an interval of 5 minutes.



July 7: Tomato sauce made a footprint on the floor leading to the toilet



July 19: approached one of our employees and said in an official voice

"Code 3 in the home goods department" and then watched what was happening



4 August: appealed to the buyer service table with the request to buy

Credit one pack of candy M&M



September 14: moved the sign "Beware! Wet floor in part

shop where the floor is covered with carpet



September 15: Broke up a tent in the department of goods for camping and offered

other buyers to join it on the condition that they bring

with pillows.



September 23: When one of the employees of the store offered him

He started crying and asking, “When will you finally leave?”

“I am at peace?”



October 4: looked straight into the surveillance camera and, using it in the

Like a mirror in my nose.



November 10: In the gun department asked the seller if he knew where he was.

There are antidepressants.



3 December: with suspicious appearance sneaked around the store, singing loudly

From the movie "Mission Impossible"



December 6: in the auto parts department imitated the image of Madonna, using

Vegetables of different sizes



December 18: hiding in hanging clothes and when buyers

They tried to look at the things they were interested in, shouting, “Choose me!

Choose me!”



December 21: When an advertisement was made on a speaker in the store, he fell

He stood on the floor, took the embryo posture and shouted, “No! No is! Again those voices!



December 23: entered the sample room, closed the door, and, waiting a little,

He cried out, “There is no toilet paper!”



John Walker

The store manager

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3134
 01.04.2008
If it wasn’t for the metro station “Lenin’s Library”, the Moscovites would already be there.

I’ve long forgotten the word library.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №3133
 01.04.2008
eight: you are in a bath with foam and roses
Eight: and around candles and pleasure
eight: play quietly a nice music
Eight: A rule
PiK-PeN: Somebody is sitting in the toilet

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