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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80924
 01.05.2013
Where can I fish on spinning during the ban?
YYY: In the bathroom.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80923
 01.05.2013
I started drinking vitamins.
For the vitamins? For what?
for a kiss.
For what?? to
For the kiss!
Just for that?Is it sure?
Well yes! Which on the neck!
Is it not the neck?? to
– Yes!! to
This is called a thyroid.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80922
 01.05.2013
xxx:...the damage to the system unit of the PC appeared after Windows 74 times in a day fell into BSOD, and I didn't have time to save the important document I worked on...
Of course, now I understand that rebooting a PC with a tail is ineffective, and I promise not to repeat such experiments again.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80921
 01.05.2013

Alexis
Will you come to my wedding?

Loyola
Honey when?
Who is?
Have you ought?
Is it sure?
Naughty?

Alexis
in September

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