Commentary on the photo (Georgia tape on a Mercedes):
It’s only been 70 years...the Germans learned to make a Mercedes, we learned to make a tape.

XXX: I have a bat. He teaches the dog to command "voice" in silent mode.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: and the dog before swallowing usually grabs air loudly with his fist once, such as speeding up before playing a sound. and daddy gives her a sausage immediately after the discharge, but before "gave" =)

I’ve been told I’ll live 20 years, we’re walking, we’re walking.

Mary: I think I will die on September 29, 2017
Mary is on the way.
The doctors told me, who are you?

Annex to the CC

On the subject of reservations:
Mom, telling about the heroine of the book - and she's there like a cabbage.

Lav: a Glory proposes to call the computer of the bucha a lazy

Escape from the chicken! She cried Sissadin and jumped out of the bulwark :-)

The Russian language.

I come somehow to school, which I have long since finished, I go to the teacher of literature.
And she told me the following story, literally a recent one (after her words):
We are now in ninth grade "Gone from Mad". And here I take a lesson and think: what would I ask them like this to put at least three - because the faces are not marked with the seal of wisdom! I invented it, I ask:
The kids! Why did Sophia prefer Silence to Chacki?
The children hung their heads side by side and thought. And suddenly on the first party, Vanetch, an angel such a curly, raises his hand:
I know!
Well tell me!
"Because Silchalin smooked Sophie in the face, and Chatzky did not think about it!
I pick up the floor of the jaw and I wonder:
Dear man, where did you get it?
In the text.
A quote, who can guess which one?
"And Moscow at the time".
I ask him:
What is "Moscow"?
And he answers me:
- And my mom so often says to me - "go to Moscow quietly, dirty".

Another pearl from the same pearl:
"A purple as it is written, through a defiant? That’s a big deal!"

Tomorrow is the weekend.
yyy: a happy man, still believes in magic, Santa and the weekend.

in the bowl)

from the forum of mommies: I understood sitting in the chair at the dentist that the childbirth was not so scary and sounded him this, but he thought that I was young and not giving birth and disproved my words on what I said that by my experience I am talking and his sister supported me in this which he was surprised.

In the quote, of course, a lot of things I would like to adjust) but it's a caveat!! The day made my day.)

From 4pda, discussing the new Assassin’s Creed mobile game, but not about Assassin’s Creed
See also: EEA I downloaded Cut of Rope 2, and no subassays are needed=)
BBB: I downloaded Flappy48, and no Amnesty is needed ;D
I’ve put NFS Underground 2 and I don’t understand what you’re talking about.
rgh: I changed the batteries in the tetris and I don't understand your conversations at all)))
DDD: I have drawn a field for crossbowers - please keep silent)
Don’t stop my fingers from fighting.)

Do you need anything from me?)

yyy: Your clothes, your weapons and your motorcycle

xxx is =))
I can offer - a sweater (it definitely falls on it) a sleeve and a bicycle ^__^

- I, of course, understand everything, classical music - non-obsessive, calm and no one interferes, but Mozartsky "Rekviem", playing in the reception dental clinic - it is, however, powerful...

It should not die.

An administrator without a domain is like a samurai without a sword.
c) the buffalo

After news of unified tickets to Crimea on the ‘train-bus-ferry-bus’ system, discussion of the news about Rogozin, who said that the United States has been seized by sanctions and Russia will no longer drive American astronauts to the ISS, they can get there themselves with a trampoline. The comments:

Well, you could just raise prices for Americans and make money from it.
yyy: Or deliver them with transplants)
zzz: Train-Bus-Ferry-Bus-Ship-MCS

>> A call from a client just called me: "I bought a XXX modem, installed it on a laptop, and he reinstalled Windows for me! Now he asks for the registration key, and in the XX salon they told me that the key was from the one who put Windows on you.
>> I’ve been so excited that I can’t get away.

by Al:
By the way, do you know what was the first found in the Great Novgorod berry literature of the 12th century?
Do not touch the box or try to steal it from me, or the curse.

by Al:
The fuck doesn’t change.

The Russians:
What was last written?

by Al:
You still slept my box

typhlosion: what, a great motto would be for a fitness club - "we make cows tower!"

This program is not on the iPhone. and this is not. and this is paid!
What is there on the iPhone?! to
Czechoslovak is a lot.

News on mail: "One day of forest planting will take place in the Nizhny Novgorod region on May 7"
The first comment: “When will the day of the landing of officials?”

Coming from work, he meets a little boy and says:
M: I downloaded a map for Minecraft in the form of a huge wool ball depicting the Earth.
I: Oh, it can be set on fire. 
M: It is already on fire.