In junior classes, boys beat beautiful girls with wallets on their heads.
And then they wonder why all beautiful girls are stupid.
Sakura
Will you give me a ride?
Sakura
Somewhere in the woods 😉
city
Apart from the car.)
I come to my wife with a clear purpose. I kiss my neck and I get a response:
Q: "Stop, I now have my legs like a bark" (i.e. covered with mushrooms).
I: "The same short and mead?"
The romantic moment was devastating.
Myopia has its advantages: just take off the glasses and all the girls around turn into beautiful strangers :)
by al101
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The Fire! I will have a minus 6 diopters :D
The coal
From one forum:
"Vista is like a sakura branch. Beautiful and beautiful..."
Review of the film "Summertime" (about the love of a vampire and a deadly girl):
111: And I want to ask... if Edward wanted to eat Bella, then how could he perceive it differently? There is a description of how vampires want humans and so on... but fucking, I can’t perceive fried potatoes as a sexual object, and as far as I understand, people smell as appetizing for them.)
222: Potatoes are sexy makeup too!
I don’t want to fuck potatoes! Go on dates with her too.
Well, you know, there are probably people who are excited by food, they are considered abnormal... Edward is generally also considered abnormal.
111: So Edward is a pervert! This should have started! What are the names of people who eat food? The Eaters?
Chapter 22: The Edofiles
From Dairy: When porn actors give a dramatic game, it’s shit, comrades. Stanislavsky in the grave is afraid to move, so that no one decides that he is changing his posture.
The turtles have disappeared! The turtles have disappeared! I went to the kitchen in the shelter to make a hammer - here are they, the march of all the missing here. Come and take them back. Peter St. M. Forests of 4A. We have nothing to eat here!
Yesterday put my son on the weights, shows 4 kg, 00 gr (rounds up to 10 gr) went to record the result, I hear a delicious such apchiches, approached, and on the weights 3 kg, 99 gr :)