A friend (p) calls now and begins to say:

Q: I have a professional question for you.
I: I am listening?
Q: See, I now have a monitor standing, but we want to replace it with another, which now has no wires. We want to buy wires and change monitors.
I : and?
Q: Where will the labels from the desk go?

My laughter seemed to hurt her.

A friend was diving for two and a half hours in the water costume for the rapans, after which, going out to the shore and taking off the costume, said: "Now we need to go swim, and he joyfully ran away to cheer."

For a long time the question:
Parents are forbidding their children to suck puddles. So why do they call caterpillars caterpillars if they can’t be sucked?

Thank you to the neighbor, I got a red diploma just because every time he fucked his girlfriend in our room, there was nothing to do to go bats)

I went to work, now I think, can I rent an apartment with him for a couple?

of WOW. Dialogue in the general chat:
People, can you tell me where to learn the drawing?
In the first class of any technical university. and luck!

I am always right! I don’t even use CTRL+Z.

I work in the media department. Passing by a man with a woman, I hear from the edge of my ear what they say about the vacuum cleaner:
Let him not sweat anymore!
Let him sweat even better than you.
:D

With RBC: "A gang of shoppers of flashbacks and government numbers detained"
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has taken up "United Russia"? 0 - O

The Red Hat
Overall: 1. bed linen 2. swimsuit 3. towel

Verrka
wow))

Verrka
Where is the bath?

The Red Hat
No, but there is a slang.

[14:12:46] Irina Tatiana
[15:02:04] Tanya Irina
Irina: Where is the firm answer? and :(
[15:10:03] Tanya is okay. Is it romance? and :)

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<Ouroboros> well done
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Son, come together, we are moving.
Where is Mom?
Matvijenko: To Moscow, son, to Moscow
Son, confusingly: Mom, you're not going to go all the way, I don't know where to put that money.
Matvijenko: don't worry, first in the penthouse we move, and then, you look and Dimka sits

News from Rambler

Vadim: ah, I think I sit where I would rest to travel - you can fly to Turkey now and not get rid of it.
Vadim: Well or accumulate more money and next year as a major in Sochi...

Tickets of the Luxury Class 100-200 t.p. To fly to Sochi for two hours, I lost the gift of speech.
YYY: Well, it’s for the gentlemen, they’re flying, they’re flying on our account.
YYY: You’ve never chewed – here you buy peaches. Peaches were purchased for, say, 20r kilograms. Sold for 80r. 60p - Profit of the sellers
Some of them go to cottage in the seats and menths.
Part goes to taxes. taxes to the state are, among other things, the payment of jeeps to officials, robberies and so on.
YYYYYYYYYY you actually, buying peaches - you pay a portion of that same ticket to sochi))
What a horror, I will never buy peaches again.

X: I hate people.
Who ask the same question a hundred times.
YYY: In principle, it could have stopped on the first phrase

We are going to rent the apartment, but I am alone afraid to look, so I will wait, maybe, his return, so it is not like in the store...

Buy it yourself, at your choice. They are like sardines.
“Dennis, I don’t eat sandwiches, you’ll eat them, don’t you care?
No matter what!! What’s so hard to buy???How are you going to live with me? You are going to cook!!! to
Okay okay, don’t scream. I’m going to get the beef...
No, I don’t like these...
And what then???O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O? to
I don’t care, take any!! to
>_<

to fuck!
The asphalt is placed on loops and rain receivers, but until it is frozen, it is scratched from them with blades. Road drivers with mine detectors are really dumb, but this is often the case in the road.

Asphalt 3r

b_z_a: Another stupid question about a stupid ritual. Why do magnets come from abroad?
Magnetics from abroad are travelling to build a ground-based ion gun that will destroy all of humanity.
I am joking. For now, we just put it on the refrigerators.

The son recently boasted as they were riding on a food truck. Importantly kidded and thought that yet Fiztech was no longer the one (he is where I am studying). I didn't tell how on the first class riding on the refrigerator from the fifth floor came...

Brushing with fusion. I have never used vibration. He accidentally pressed the button. When in the hand was swirled almost to the ear applied)