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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156531
 01.07.2021
Xxx: In 2015 lost 32 kg in a month without diets and sports.



Did you cut off your legs by train?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №156530
 01.07.2021
Xxx: A nervous acquaintance in a month lost 10 kg when her husband left her to her mistress.  My husband is back, the pounds too.



You lost my love, I’m back!

In two months: No, I showed up.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №156529
 01.07.2021
The phrase "just don't stick" means roughly the following:

I want to fuck just like you, but if you find out, you’ll think I’m a prostitute and I’m not. And even if you’re going to have sex, it’s not because I’m a prostitute, it’s because you were too stubborn and I couldn’t refuse you.



Well, or the girl really doesn’t want to be attached to her for some reason.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №156528
 01.07.2021
If a woman is dressed in front of you, then she will have nothing to wear.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156527
 01.07.2021
My aunt (her kingdom of heaven) was of a very strong nature.
And it could not be otherwise - her husband died young, leaving her with her sons - weather. There were farms: cows, sheep, pigs, and even horses. Nobody counted the birds, as did the bees.
So I listened unquestionably to her, seeing how she was managed with all these animals. Goose listened to her. by Gusi! Which I am afraid of here...
The only thing that annoyed me was her habit of chewing her instructions. Literally “you go here, you turn there, you take that and you do it” Along with my aunt’s lack of sense of humour, these insightful instructions brought me to white thickening as a teenager.
Seeing this, my aunt once called me and... once again “squeezed” me the story of her habit.
Following her words:
If you want to be understood, explain it correctly, otherwise it may be funny for someone, but sad for someone. Do you remember the first time your parents came to me? Okay, she was small.
And then I met you with your parents, sat down with them in the bus to show you where to ask the driver to stop (you know, the road to our hutor is only by stone, on foot)
She asked the driver to stop, and she commanded your parents: “All out! My voice is commanding, you know.
All passengers of the bus...
The bus... has left.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156526
 01.07.2021
New article of the RF Code:
Refusal of voluntary vaccination is punished by compulsory vaccination.

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