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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №152731
 01.08.2019
Even if you brought a woman to orgasm, it doesn’t always mean you satisfied her.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №152730
 01.08.2019
There is a lot written about inadequate buyers. It will be positive. When the daughter was born, my ex-wife and I decided to buy a wheelchair, because there was no money for a new one, a lot was spent on repairs, children's mixtures. We found for 1,500 rubles a wheelchair, given together with a pear. Called - to travel through the whole city with a transfer on the bus. I came - the wheelchair is steep, the color is green with orange inserts, unusual, but sympathetic. He gave the money and started calling a taxi because he didn’t want to go with her in the bus. The time was about 21 hours. Taxi is not appointed. The girl seller said that let’s wait for her husband, he will come from work and take you home. I was really uncomfortable and I refused. While waiting for a taxi, she sent me to drink tea. Word by word, she just gave me three packs of baby diapers of the smallest size, one whole and one begun bowl of Nutrilon (a mixture for baby food, a substitute for breast milk) and baby slides and diapers (but all good and obviously smooth and washed). I was wildly uncomfortable, indeed, but if clean, then everything she gave was very necessary.
Her husband came. When he found out that the taxi wasn’t going, he just took me home. I just took it and took it. I invited them to drink tea, but they refused.
My wife, when she saw me loaded with all kinds of childish things, was in shock.
I was very pleased, such a sense of human love I had never experienced again.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №152729
 01.08.2019
Better to ride a bicycle to the beach every day than a Mercedes to work.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №152728
 01.08.2019
I have been married for 15 years and have decided to have a child.

We go with her to the pharmacy, she buys 8 packs of ovulation tests, 5 pieces in each.

I ask :

Is it for a year?

She answers:

-Listen, 15 years of marriage, I want to know exactly when ovulation, why another time to bother my husband with sex.

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