Strange creatures these women, thickness in kilograms measured...

The child does not pronounce a hard sound "d", but instead pronounces "g". Today tells a fairy tale: "A long time ago there was a small house in a dreamy forest..."
It is better not to tell such stories :(

So, the second week of 2015 was marked by the following specific combination of topics:

Mined wood, anal congestion, cursors.

It was very cold in the house, and yet decided to have sex with my husband. So fast, without any prejudice. He stretches the blanket on his shoulders to cover us both, but at this moment he looks at himself in the mirror and contemplatively pronounces, “Oh, oh, I’m Batman!”

Spear the fool-your neighbor explosive wood, and his house seven in the shops, running to warm up at the stove. Will you be able to live with it later?
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I can’t understand why the fool and the thief are neighbors, and I should be ashamed of it.

Zzz: It’s a bit of a bit, I’m 32 and I’m voted for 65 grandfather.

Girl, it’s time to quit smoking...

A word about business:
I have a acquaintance. She has a bullterier. The dog is dirty, and a friend tied a sweater for the bull. It was cold here. And we see, around our dogs cuts circles, and yet so persistently. I’m not Korean, so I’m not interested. I asked.
The poor man was not interested in a dog, but a sweater, and he even ordered one. Now my friend has orders a few months ahead. This is what winter and friendship of peoples do.

Tut. by "In Europe will be a 10-minute flight"
Prochor_Kiselov: Will they be fed?

08:25:35 xxx: On the street is good. Snow and heat
08:28:17 xxx: I would have walked this activity if I hadn't led it)

Just my applause. This is what dust and passion can argue here about some hypothetical stolen wood people living with central heating.

xxx: I decided to remember exactly how the movie "N years of slavery" is called. A quick search for the "year of slavery". Google offered two fundamentally different answers to “12 years of slavery” and “10 years of marriage”.

This is "This is me! Do not hang up!!!)))))))))))))" (signature under the photo of the company)

Explosives in wood? How radical it is!
There are more interesting ways:
The first is Lac. Lacks, paints, marbles, even just plastic or glue. We split the pollen on the cherry parts and glue together. You can even make a hole inside, into which then pour the lacquer. It’s not explosive, but it’s going to stink for two hours. It may even bury the floor of the house inside and outside.
The second is smoke. There are uncorpuscular shells, they look like a pressed puer. The main thing is that the color of the smoke is spicy, purple there or green.

anecdote
On the black-black planet, in the black-black city, on the black-black street, in the black-black house, in the black-black room, there is a black-black chatter and he says:
Q. What else should I paint?and "

From this place, in more detail.

Here it is not worth on the first date to call from the camera, from which you just hit a ten-fold zoom. Checked out :(
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A photographer a friend told, at the time of film photography he was wearing a camera "Moscow" on a long belt below the navel. The camera is flat, is put into a working position by pressing a button, pulling out the lens at the "harmonic" centimeters by 30. One day, talking to the girls, he pressed a button. The reaction was a short shock and a long laugh. Author of the original quote, tell me in detail what happened to you? It intrigued!

Here, the Patriarch of the Russian Communist Party, Gundyaev, says that the price of the ruble will go up if domestic producers will not boost prices.

If in the church you will sell candles at an overpriced price - you can officially buy their manufacturer.

In Moscow, God was asked to support the dollar and lift the sanctions. In Crimea, they ask God to provide tourists for the next year. You only need to ask God for one thing.

The Brain.

I’ve not been painting for a long time, I’m restoring the great ones!
Are you a restaurator?
It is right! 😉
I always said you are smart. Do you have your own restoration?

My husband’s grandmother lives with us... I don’t know how scientifically. She does not recognize the electric boiler, and puts it on her own plate, with a whisper that clothes on her nose.
The woman is already in a very deep age, so as long as the watermelon boils, she forgets about it. The whistle does not hear.
There is one undocumented function of the whistle - if it is not removed for a long time, it falls off itself.
And there is also a cat at home who thinks that if someone comes into the kitchen, that someone is obliged to feed him. The cat is clever, he sprinkled the chip that if the cup whisper, someone will come to the kitchen. Therefore, by whisper, the cat materializes in the refrigerator, which stands next to the plate.
This time, the tea whispered, and the grandmother was gone. I made sure I didn’t hear it and went to the kitchen.
I stand a cat in a fighting readiness position near the refrigerator... and here a whistle flies from the tea bar. Right to the cat.
A chagrined cat with a loud “miu” went through the hallway and disappeared into a distant room.
Now the cat whisper materializes not at the refrigerator, but at the threshold of the kitchen. Going in while it whispers is scary.

Here is here:
I used to like to do massage. always me
I went to the sauna, though girls, though boys, I
It was the soul of the company. I read something,
I went to courses. I was convinced that it was
Hard work to take.
of money. I tried to take money,
Prices in our city
The massage. I no longer have friends, not in the sauna.
Everyone thinks I’m a bitch. business -
It’s losing the whole circle of communication, right? and all
Have you been hated? Then I have everything.
When will the grandmothers be?

Colleague, it’s all because you haven’t been taught how to differentiate between work, entertainment and friendly help. But it is so simple! A joint trip to the sauna is entertainment and joint time, but you also massage in the "relaxation mode". One-time help to close friends goes through the section of cleansing karma (I hope you don’t have to explain that money is never taken from home). But the course of therapeutic massage to friends is already work. You are entitled to pay a penny. With a discount, of course.

A few of my friends went out of town in the winter. Upon arrival late in the evening, they found that there was no wood, and the frost was noble. We decided on our neighbors "employment". We took a couple of bits, and here is the problem - traces on the fresh snow remained, hot and unhealthy. But since people were already themselves almost in wood, the elegant solution was quickly found. They foolishly took a couple of grasslands and found traces in the snow from the neighboring woodhouse to their house. It seemed as if the trees left themselves and voluntarily.