A young man dropped when he saw a toilet paper in my apartment, I live alone. He’s 20 years old and I’m not the first. He thought that girls didn’t go to the toilet "by big".

xxx: For 1.5 years of life in Israel, devoted to obtaining a medical license, the phone has become obnoxious to the Russian layout. He is constantly speaking English and Hebrew. Russian agrees reluctantly, with the snobbish snobism of the former emigrant.

I'm playing Sid Meier's Civilization IV and see 3 events coming out in a row:
1st Spain declared war on France.
2nd Korea declared war on France.
Three Napoleon Bonaparte adopted Buddhism.
Right now under the table...

"Exclusive interview Sergey Lavrov TV channel RT" from September 9
Stones with a breakdown:
"Not even watched. There is no time :) I put a lie. Lavrov has the highest credit. The whole world envy me that I have such a Minister of Foreign Affairs"

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The Russian Orthodox Church (sometimes added "Greek rite") has nothing to do with Orthodoxy. Orthodoxy is not a Christian religion, but rather an ancient Slavic pagan religion. The substitution was made with the aim of finally destroying the memory of her in the people.
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Aaaahahahahahahahah! Here he is, here he is the example of a real cough in the head!!! to

I am an epic.
I got a call from the Peugeot car center today about the interview.
The situation is quite typical, the number is not familiar to me and I answered on the machine: "Houston cries".
At the other end I heard: “Good morning Sergei. we found your resume on the site and want to invite you to an interview"
That’s what I thought when I answered the call. 😉

From the hub, the discussion of the announcement of the world’s first smartphone with curved screen from SAMSUNG:

Nezd, 9 October 2013 at 16:54
And I have a question: What does a curved screen give us?
muhas, 9 October 2013 at 17:05
It is more comfortable to dig

Mershed on the street - wet, dark and the crows are ripping... Autumn fucking...
Let’s get a beer, let’s get a box? Immediately everything will dry, light up and the crows will fly.

AndyUlysses: Friends of the warts, I have a question. The longer the beard, the more red it becomes. What does it have to do with? In some places, it starts to red.
255BlockEz: Exactly, I have the same, friends even joke, as if it’s rusting :D
So what’s the matter, right?
Analpunisher: This is a neglected giardit.

a link, another, a call, a message, known for a long time and already entered the subcorp O-OU, my old good friend. You gave me back when there were not a bunch of new-fashioned services and social networks, when the diesel looked completely different, and the webcams were bulky and they were decorated with the inscription CREATIVE, when the water pipeline was the backup of the 95th office, when the printers were matrix, and the interest of the night free, when they did not still forget the words fido and board, the mail was in envelopes, and the hacker - a bunch of magazines in the needle, when 128 megabytes was the limit of dreaming and 2 gigs was enough for everything, then the heroes were the third warcraft of the 2000s, writing drives - a great rarity, and going to a friend with a screw behind the threads - a normal thing. You provided me and then, humbly screwing the screw and coolers and distributing the first unlimited on 4 comps in the home network, yesterday evening you died, fell the victim of a leap of tension. I regret you, and I think that I will never find a second such friend again, rest in peace my old good Packard Bell intel 333MHz 64Mb SIMM 1024Mb HDD HP, S3 ProSavageDDR 4Mb.

The director came and gave two backs.
She said it was two happy dollars, she gave them to me so I always had money. Because if I have money, she will have money too.
It is a calculation, jpg. I work in the tender department.

Wife: yes, we just discuss it with him normally we can’t do this vacation yet))
Girlfriend: How is it? You don’t see me? 😉
He bought the GTA. We do not see...

I walk near the kindergarten. Mother comes with a small, three-year-old boy. Further dialogue
Why WOW? → Why is it?!!! to
Because you are still sick. You can’t kiss Masha today.

here here :
Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to

People have four? I had five... I knew!

My name is Figo. My mom told me a story about my grandmother this morning. Two grandmothers, one 75 years old, the other 78 years old, went to the field to steal corn. There was a combo on the field, the corn was high, so the combo did not notice the grandmothers. He cut off their two legs. So my grandmother went to my mother for surgery. Mom tells me that they behave as if nothing happened to them: the abbreviated versions of grandmothers bitterly discuss where to get their wheelchairs until they get a disability and laugh. Unlike the combo. Those who lost consciousness at the time of meeting with grandmothers are in resuscitation.

Monday is a tough day, but the first Monday (working) after the New Year holidays is simply the father of all Mondays. c) Allen Carr

The accountant puts a scale of 200% and says:
Give me a printer. I have letters on the whole screen, and the printer prints small...

The most cynical people are the smartest romantics.

I liked the Facebook explanation to ordinary Americans about the "Rise of the State Debt Ceiling".

- So, imagine that you came home, and in the area something is wrong with the sewage and your house on the ceiling filled with rubbish. And what will you do: raise the ceiling or fucking pump out?

In the bus, the wife says to her husband:
You’re a cowboy, you’re a baby boy, you won’t miss a shirt!
A woman nearby asks:
Are you insulting or advertising?