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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88144
 10.10.2013
Who is the one who gives you great pleasure?

- And they inspire, apparently, those experienced ladies, in whom "there" everything is so scattered that the normal no longer delight, only huge, but better two at once.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88143
 10.10.2013
From Picaboo:

Nekrofil wrote:
And not the option to give it a computer in free use, but with
limited access to the inuit, and on the compilation itself leave only the pascal,
Or something similar?

fartar wrote:
restrict the innet, multiples and put on a naked computer for 2 years
The Pascal child? It may be such a punishment in hell.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88142
 10.10.2013
>Allen Carr, please write a book "Easy way to quit suffering from a hernia and go to bed"

He stopped living :(

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88141
 10.10.2013
October 2012
Why are the manufacturers of my favorite phones always dead?
Siemens, Moto, now here is Sonic
Buy an iPhone!
October 2013
iPhone is stupid! Not the Nokia.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88140
 10.10.2013
The child tries to reason logically about why the parents are two :)

You say that I grew up in your stomach and was born?

- Yes

What about Daddy?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88139
 10.10.2013
Comments to the article "The Canadian family abandoned all new technology from 1986":
XHH: I also abandoned the upgrades in 2007 when I became a miser.
YYY: Did not go business?
XXX: No, he jerked and took the fuck.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №88138
 10.10.2013
There are no burgers!! to
M: Noah
I'll never get married (
Do you have a cream?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88137
 10.10.2013
They write that the third beard of Deputy Isaev was late for Aeroflot's flight, and two others made a debush on this occasion.(in the Twitter)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88136
 10.10.2013
YYYY
But they have a very low age threshold for marriage for a woman, which is not in the West.

YYYY
This threshold is linked to sexual observation.

XXX is
of sexual observation)
How cute

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №88135
 10.10.2013
That’s why I was friends with boys at school.
X: The girls didn’t understand my love for Frost Worms
Hu: to whom?
The X:
Xh: Well, I wasn’t friends with all the boys.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88134
 10.10.2013
The child grows. I think his first words will be "what naughty ricochet"

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