Do you plan a wedding in one day?
And who will marry me?
M - you are with the nests and the tail with the julia
I am married to Grey.
M is no. But it is time. It’s time for you too.
I probably not.
M – Then you have to get married. by force. All of them.
Am I everybody at all?
M is no. You and my neck.
In Russia, same-sex marriages are prohibited. Especially among relatives.

How to distinguish a poor oligarch from a normal:
Poor man watching Sting’s concert from a VIP lodge
The rich man invites him to come home.

The new Star Wars trailer:

LucasFilm: We have an epic saga, we need to add something...
LucasFilm: It is true! Add the fighting wickets!
LucasFilm: And let’s add small wuki – kids will like mice.
Disneyland: HMM
Disney to buy Lucasfilm
Disney: More Animals
But we have a galactic war!
Disney is more! The Beast!

"A resident of our city beat away from the Gypsies with the help of socks" VIDEO

ZZZ: When I was young, I could calmly lay two or three small camps with the smell of my socks.
Now the situation has normalized.

XHH: We have a new employee at every cock scream, he throws at the comp and unconsciously mates.
XHH: It turns out that he is hanging on a messenger notice, and we have a cock somewhere near the office (yes, in Moscow, there are cockroaches in the third ring area!When the window is open, it can be heard very well.
XHHH: Explained, made up again, hanged a hookah.

The next morning, dog weddings began under the windows.

I go home in the metro. I stand. I sleep. There is an old lady sitting and reading. I fell asleep and the train stopped. And I fall on that old lady. I immediately woke up and started apologizing. The people standing next to me called me Ham. The old woman said, “Why do you argue with the boy? You do not see, student. Probably hungry.” He then said to me, “Do not listen to them, you have done nothing wrong.” Then she took a candy from the bag of “The Mouse in the North” and gave it to me.

There lived a husband and wife. Not to drink, but to drink a little. In the evening, after dinner, they cooked, as they do, a little, and they fought. Word for word and the husband says to his wife: "I will jump from the balcony! She said to him, “Well, jump if you’re a fool! “” He was a fool, he asserted. The floor was second, but high. The wife overtook the perimeter, looks, he lies on the lawn below, rattled a little and silenced. She then changed her clothes clean, again on the balcony. “You, I am with you! “And he goes too. Neighbors called an ambulance.

She had a brain shock, a fracture of her arm and leg in two places, and he was barely awakened. The bastard slept. The Target.

And when they learned that banks in Russia legally give out loans under 15-18% said that it was clearly “laema”. Because those percent are always only “laema.”

He slipped, not lenient, on the site of one of the largest Mexican banks Banamex: mortgage 10-12%, consumer credit - 17%. In small banks, I suspect the rates are even higher. And so is "laema".

Part 3 of (3)
Three If all these vegans silently eat their grass... so they impose their diet on others.
I, as long as I am not touched, I don't give a shale to anyone and I don't offer to eat - I get more. If you don’t want, don’t eat. But to come with everyone "on the shelters" and then say that no one brought meat-free food to him... And then engage in the advertising of veganism... Well now 1. no one invites anywhere. This time she was thrown home stupidly. Other people ruined the mood. Because when you eat your own, and here they come and start to talk about the imaginary harm of meat... Man has always been all-eating. All his history. And all evolution prepared him for a variety of food. Protein and protein are needed by the body. It can synthesize itself, of course, but it costs more than eating varied and balanced. In general, no vegan will chase if they do not stand out their addictions as some dignity and will not actively promote their diets.
The same thing about everything else that differs from average behavior. Don’t want to be hated – don’t scream at all corners and don’t get into the norm.
Go with your ads to school.

With Geektimes, comment on the article about the crabs:
One day he witnessed how the crown softened the dry bread in the loaf, and held it on one side, then turned to the other and continued to wait, sometimes trying for softness. The matter of the pigeon is like the dwarfs on dry bread, until the remains of the brains are beat out.

This is the perfect beginning of a fantastic story about the inability of people to calculate the consequences of their actions. First, the crabs will collect the smokes to get peanuts. Then the flocks of hungry crows will pick up cigarettes from people. Then the crows will start smoking themselves. It is clear that peanuts will not be enough, and we will just get millions of smoking birds. And since it’s about Amsterdam, it’s still unknown what smokers do.

Just entered the tram a woman in two glasses, one on the nose, the other in thick hair. The glasses look the same, the conductor is interested in:
Why do you have two glasses? With different units?
The woman changes her face, grabs her head and gives an epic phrase:
The Nuclear Coat! I thought I had lost them! I even returned home from work for the second glasses!
Then, apparently, it comes to her and she changes her face again and raises a second, no less epic phrase:
Am I going to work for half a day? O_O

I know a man who works in a high rank in a serious government structure. engaged in economic crimes. So he always says that you need to write, talk, scream but not be silent. to fucking. You will be fucking, the next one will be fucking, but if more and more people stop silencing and will talk about problems, write complaints in all instances and so on, it will not be enough to fuck any screw. And while the people are silent and only a few are trying to do something by putting fire on themselves, nothing good will happen, and even if you are sitting on the couch, even if you lie down with your chest on the embryo. The problem is not you or me, the problem is us.

You understand, friend, the problem is that people like you are very inconsistent. You hate vegans, but you are loyal to people who smoke, eat sausages, lead a sedentary lifestyle and others whose harm to their own health has been scientifically proven. And look at yourself – are you really running the perfect Zoh? So don’t try here to go for health and come up with reasons, you just foolishly hate those who are different from you and who today is fashionable to hate and oppress.
and ==
Do you understand, my friend, the problem is that I have never heard from smokers: “What, do you breathe fresh air?” He was thrown, car exhausts were thrown, it is shit and horror, you are a maniac, a murderer.
I did not hear from the sitting: "What? Are you walking and running? You are a maniac, you will kill the joints, you will melt the spine and the earth, you are a wretch.
And I don’t care who or what he does with his life until he tries to get into my boundaries and tell me what I should do and what I should not do.
This is "What is it? You eat the meat of killed animals. They suffered, you are a catcher and a maniac. How can you eat bodies" and so on. I have heard it many times. Guess from whom? You are mistaken in the main. I don’t hate vegans, LGBT, religious fanatics or anyone else on the label. I hate those who try without my question to impose their way of life and thinking on me.

I love the internet. With his appearance, the need to go out into the forest to meet the deer disappeared.

What would you do if you won $100,000? The rub. In the lottery?
YYY: MMM, I would split the debt
XXX: What about the remaining amount?
YYY: I would buy a shawarm, maybe it would be enough for 2 pieces.

Well, it has to be so arranged to call yourself a great waffle male...

First, the sick old men lie. Employees are strictly forbidden to buy them alcohol, so the grandfather-neighbor ordered the alcoholic tincture from the pharmacy to supposedly drop in the ear, and he himself diluted and drank.
Secondly, the fact that the girl has a grandmother who usually buys vodka for grinding does not guarantee that at this particular moment the girl is telling the truth and did not come for the bottle for the thirteen-year-old spinach from the yard. It is convenient for her grandmother to know there - she will be sold to circumvent the rules; neither the inspectors nor the seller could know this.
Third, what prevented the grandmother from pursuing a duty therapist and sending the child to the pharmacy for an alcohol rubber?

In Pratchett’s last translated book, two trains collided on a single-wheel, because a kind of benevolent clerk “just wanted to save everyone’s time” and gave the symbol of “preferential passage” to all trains at once.

gt, "Dutch startup teaches crows to exchange cigarettes for food"

xxx: It is then necessary to develop the design of “legal” urns for smokers, inaccessible to the crows. Otherwise, they will quickly report to extract cigarettes from where their concentration is higher than accidentally abandoned on the street.
Yyy: Wouldn’t it be easier to teach people to exchange cigarettes for something useful, such as an Orbit gum, using the same principle and device?
zzz: It seems that the crowns are easier to train.

The service of online shops goes to a new level - the operator, who offered to pick me a small order, which is not available here, by self-driving from the city 158 km from my location, did not forget to ask: "Would you be comfortable?"