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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12403
 10.11.2008
Today's news on mail.ru:"Schwarzenegger understood: the country's economic crisis"
It quickly reached the Terminator.

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12402
 10.11.2008
To the quote:
Guys, how you have gone! Here is what words to explain to you that if you tolerate everything, there are flowers, stars, romance to give, then you are a long-job, and not she a fool! Girls love sex no less than yours, if she doesn’t give, then she doesn’t want you! And finally start treating with respect, if you are caring for divorce for sex, it is easier to remove the prostitute! And remember, the calf is a cow so small, and we are girls! Without us, you would be pets!

Here is Fuck! I would shake!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12401
 10.11.2008
It’s just my mosquitoes that it’s November.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12400
 10.11.2008
The emo girl:

Bad, and if the ass to write in another country, a lot of money will be taken?


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12399
 10.11.2008
(15:33:49) He: a puzzle: What is it: 15 cm in length, 7 cm in width and really likes women?
(15:34:37) She: Hm.. is this the new terabytes winchester look like?))
(15:34:54) He: )))) The $100 banknote is actually
15:35:10) He: Well the girls went...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12398
 10.11.2008
I go to a grocery store, ask my daughter (14 years old): "What do you want?".
It says: "Apartment in Moscow".
I bet: "It must be a shame, we dreamed of space at your age..."
She: "In principle, this is roughly the same in reachability".
You will not object...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12397
 10.11.2008
I saw in the subway the advertisement "start a career in adidas!"" So it was imagined how closer to the evening a still quite young body, dressed in yesterday bought adidas, comes out of the entrance, approaches the barrel and breaking, yet not a loud voice, a little embarrassed asks for beer and seeds. Then he approaches his older brothers on the bench and they graciously take him to the first stage of the career ladder. Starting a career, a career.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12396
 10.11.2008
Nikolay
Everyone calls me a programmer. :D

Nikolay
How cruel they are.

Nikolay
And when they know, when they know.
I will go home again to sit.

Nikolay
They need a real programmer for 12 thousand!

Nikolay
fuckingly

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12395
 10.11.2008
Most meat products today are either genetically modified or made from shit, and recently observed the composition on the envelope:
high calcium content, easily digestible proteins, composition: meat, fats and oils, cereals, vitamins, vitamins E, D, A

Why is this cat’s food:'

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12394
 10.11.2008
What Lenin began in Shushensky continued by the shushera in Leningrad.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12393
 10.11.2008
I appeal to the spy breathing my phone "Motorola" S350 seven years ago, with a broken screen, wiped buttons, wrapped with insulator (so as not to collapse), with a dead battery that needs to be charged for a week to talk for 1 minute, after which it sits down again, with a negative balance of -1500 rubles.?v

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12392
 10.11.2008
Slipknot Concert in Moscow
on the track spit it oup measles as usual sits everyone on the corks, whoever sits whoever does not, he begins to scream louder "get down on the fucking ground", still trouble and then he stops and calmly so in the microphone on broken Russian : suka.
The PS. Sorry for the following phrase, but the whole Olympic was lying!

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12391
 10.11.2008
Mata Harry: How can shampoo contain microparticles of diamonds?
Eastwing =-O
Matt Harry: So they said.
Eastwing: Well, if they put them there, they can.
Eastwing: Is that just a hint?! to
To make your hair shine
Eastwing: Debility of Someone
Eastwing: Microparticles of diamonds in skin pores are also undoubtedly huge health benefits
Mata Hari: This idea needs to be patented
Mata Harry: a shower gel with diamond microparticles
Mata Harry: Toothpaste with microparticles of teeth
Eastwing: Gel for intimate places with microparticles of intimate places
Mata Harry: Rofl
Eastwing: shower gel with microparticles soul
jtHermit: Gel for microparticles
Eastwing: With microparticles of microparticles!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12390
 10.11.2008
About the Cunnilingus.

Frodon (17:32:16 4/11/2008)
Phil, you’ve already done that, learn how?

Vargas (17:49:22 4/11/2008)
Take a hot dog, pull out a sausage and try to pull out the whole ketchup with mayonnaise from there, but eat the hot dog without fainting... If you succeed - you are a professional.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12389
 10.11.2008
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by Kazimir Malevich.
Results of the US elections (black in white)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12388
 10.11.2008
Hi, what are you doing?
I write music
I didn’t know you were a musician.
- on a screw)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12387
 10.11.2008
She is sweet, she is sweet!
Is it really weak?
He: Is it a challenge?
She is at home 😉

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12386
 10.11.2008
35034 (saved 2008-11-07 at 10:05)
Where Scotch Doesn't Hold - Switch Doesn't Do

and ah. The motto of Russian builders is fucking.

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