Two kids are trying to find out who my phone belongs to.
YYY: Probably not for you :)
XXX: It is true

A friend in China. I told you how they live there.)
Once we met Chinese women, we went to the local karaoke, we swelled, and then when we were in a taxi, they were like, we would go with you, but you are from Europe, you are huge, we are afraid, let's do better with a mine or then somehow, but how terrible, you break us along, and I'm sitting and thinking: like a compliment, and like you threw me, and like a mine you can agree.

To this and to him:
In the collection of names: Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk region, sport-BAR - "Barsuk".

You would send it all to Zadornov better, it’s according to his profile. They are tired of their bats.
I apologize for posting such content.

An old Jewish joke.
Abram came home and saw Sarah lying naked on her bed.
Sarah, why are you naked?
Abram, I have nothing to wear.
Why is there nothing to wear? He opens the closet. See: red dress, blue dress, goodbye, black dress, green dress...

XXX: And in general, it would be nice to see you in socks and a corset...YYY: Do you want to see me in this image? Do you want to know what is needed for this?
XXX is okay?
YYY: Do not eat!! to

Why do you have a stick in the wheel?
This is here.

xxx: Please tell me, I have a long seam on my penis, and from childhood, what is it?
Show the Venereologist
Zzz: This seam can fall away like the tail of a frog.
www: "Long show" - you lust yourself))

XX: Write an aforism about life!
yyy: "All believe – money is not enough" :)

Here:"To this: "The humor of the owner of the wedding salon "Ophelia" - nothing compared to the humor of the founders of the airline "Icar"."
The same humorist probably in Kazan called the pharmacy "Stix"."
And in the same city of Kazan, the food store - "Anchar"
And in Saratov there is a jewelry – Golden Rain.

Cedar must definitely do the following exercise: Put something on the floor, lie on your back and raise your legs up on the support...on the wall, for example, on the back of the chair...
Cedar painting with oil - the patient looks into the office, and the worker rolls on the floor with his legs wrapped.
Ms. Adele and what? I look in the office, and the worker stands on the carpet on the side of Mecca and prays. Nothing was waiting at the door.

Just with VIO Mail.ru:
XXX is.Is it possible to bite in the ear to death with a clakson?
OOOOO: Yes If you bite from all the scale.

No_saint: Let’s discuss the Transformers better. In particular, the question is why none of the autobots turned into the sixth model Zyguli?
Bike: Because the autobots are on the good side.

Fifteen years ago, when I was still in high school, when I approached my mother with some bold request, I heard in response:
What are you, Kamikaze? (with the hint that the dad will not evaluate and the consequences can be deplorable)
I: Who is the Kamikaze?
Take a look at the dictionary!
I went and looked, I came back.
M: What did you understand?
I: I understand, but it is strange.
M: What is strange?
I am a Japanese pilot with a Georgian surname.

XXX is
fucking
You will probably leave me now.
My hand trembled.
I accidentally broke my beard.
I had to shave.

YYY
so
Give me jeans and sweaters.
We will not see again.

Is this a cat go cat?
(hereinafter attached photo of the intimate place of the cat, large plan)
YYY: OMG... I understand that the Internet helps in everything, but to do so...

It seems to me that the policy of weakening the ruble implies a subtle and ironic course of improving the attitude to power in the country. Something in style "Do you want to make a person good? Do it badly and then return it as it was". Life will not be better, but everyone will be a little happy.

The autumn has passed,
You will not return.
Dollars – 48
Euro is 60.

Listening to a conversation between two grandmothers:

Locked up in a room and hanging on the guitar all day.
- right to say "Trenchment"
Oh yeah yes

What if he was with her as she was with him? “Lapuna, I’m wrapped up, and it’s not hard for you, run to the farm. Take a pack of self-cutting clamps, but not mahogany, but brown; take the double clamps number 14-15, a pack. Another five-millimeter drill on the barrel, packing clamps number 3, a little V-shaped attachments for the M8 facade with a gauge, a toothbrush with a protector, 225 mm. Do not forget 225! and all. A, yeah, and non-stringing headsets of any kind"

Tatiana N. Tolstoy

Go to "Claymer" The rest is understandable.
And the cabbage too.
Here I can not buy cosmetics, my knowledge is limited to waterproof and non-waterproof towel and the way to choose a mask in the tone of the lips. and Oops:
But let’s ask honestly: do I need it?

ZZZ: I don’t remember what my husband bought.
I come, there are such cool specialists, type.
And I, with a paper.
So yes, this set of letters makes no sense to me, but I was asked to ask you the question: HZNoNoNo and HZ NoNoNo you have? and :-)

The gepard has round circles and the leopard has quadric circles.

Interview with an IT company
What is a Trojan?
The Armenian name.