X: Well cats are something beautiful. They are worthy companions of humans, not slaves, like most domestic animals.
yyy: Cat xxx'a, please leave because of the keyboard.

In thoughtfulness, she painted the draft of the report with yellow-coloured chopsticks wrapped in a ring, and then in the rush of hooliganism in one of such circles, she attributed "Aya, Aaran Feanaro!" The revisor came, and I didn’t have time to shut up, scratched my reports and left somewhere. I sit down, I think it all, a puppy cat came. An, no - they return my papers, and there next to my appeal is attributed by someone else's handwriting: "Aya!" I sit and think a lot...

XXX: My website has been in the morning.
YYY: Of course nothing worked out because we have a frontend set up with a smart nginx?
XXX: of course not configured) and the shares started doing this
YYY: I am afraid of the day when we decide to buy a fire extinguisher.

A friend’s story, followed by his words:

It’s a good sunny day, I’m out on the street and here they hit me, you won’t believe. Local grandmothers, the same ones who sit on the bench near the house and watch everyone. It turned out that this is what a wise man dropped the garbage bag from the window and he very successfully flew through the territory, as a result of which an independent council of grandmothers came to the conclusion that it was me. A shocking response followed. You haven’t been putting rubbish for five days.

How do they know! ? to

A month ago, I worked as a teacher in a kindergarten. Today in the road truck on the machine repaired the slippery pants of a guy.

You are 6 years old. For the sake of scientific interest, I decided to check whether your head is between the seat and the back of the chair. has entered. He does not return. Mom had to call a guy with a tool to spit his back. He is coming. You are covered with a cloth so that the sparks do not hit you. The master includes an instrument that makes a very loud noise right near your ears. You think you’re being executed for putting your head in a chair. “Don’t kill me, I won’t be like that anymore.”

A bit of boredom:

Again, I am told that there is no internet. by electronic letter. Through the Internet.

Well, Dick, you have the internet, and I don’t have it at home, but there is a smartphone with mobile internet, from which I write an email that I don’t have the internet at home...

I went to the dentist yesterday. It was difficult to remove the tooth. The surgeon is a foreigner and slowly formulates sentences and selects words. Finally he said to me: If you wake up tomorrow, then a long pause like this...

About the election of Trump:

Americans seem tired of being tolerant – they still want to call black black.

Seven years ago, in the winter, I went to pick up my brother from school. He was seven to eight years old then and I was twenty. And while we go, I find in my pocket two small Ikeev pens, which were distributed there for free and all of them were reluctantly picked up. In my head was a sinister plan. Until my brother sees, I placed an unnoticed pencil in his pocket. After a while I suggested to show him the magic. I take a pencil out of my pocket, stretch it, say to hold, check. Then I take it back and say, “The pencil is magical and he liked you. He will always come back to you.“Then he leaned and drove him into the hole of the sewer, observing his brother’s remarkable reaction. After a little more, I say, “Check your pockets, maybe he’s already back.” Bran begins to ball in his pockets without enthusiasm, not believing me. And how surprised he was when he found the second pencil in his swimsuit.



Five years have passed, a 13-year-old brother comes to me, puts the same pencil in front of me and speaks. Honestly, there were two of them, right?” I didn’t understand what he was talking about at first, but after a minute I remembered that “focus.” I had to admit that yes, there were two. And he said to me, “You understand that I’ve kept this pencil for 5 years and often thought, how did you do it?”

I need to take a shower, it’s cold. Unwillingness to get out of the warm coat

Be like Ippolit - take a shower in your coat.

Play mobile version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
What was the name of the one-eyed British navy commander Nelson?
The man chooses Mandela.

In order to change the situation, someone must take the first step towards it.

Yes, and at the same time it is necessary to make sure that this is ONLY one step before the other party makes the second step, and also to meet. The main mistake is to constantly make all kinds of concessions without receiving anything in response. In this case, it is easier to turn and leave, and it is not excluded that with this arrangement, the other party will give the desired reaction. Well, or at least find yourself free and get a chance to start all over again with other people.

Mexmed: In Ashan Farsh "The offer of the butcher". It sounds like the name of the song of the King and the Shit.

Donald Trump is a reminder that you should interview for your dream job, even if you don’t have experience.
yyy: and at the interview to call all the fools and promise with three boxes
Zzz: I have two weeks here, only the tramps come.

The male name Donald is an English version of the Scottish Gaelic name Domhnall, which, in turn, derives from two protocol words - dubno (world) and val (rule, possess).
In Russian language, it is Vladimir.

I went looking for a transparent Sony logo (you see, on the white background I am not satisfied). I jumped, it turned out. I started reading about the SG, went looking for an editor. I caught myself reading in the stones of the hubra how to correctly pronounce Norwegian umliaut.

We provide laboratories. And here I see that the predd somehow strangely touches our only girlfriend (eh, few girls go to programmers. In the second class, there is only one. I get up to wear it normally. and ah! The dress with a deep cut, which was found on her, after removing the sweater (in the laboratory for some reason it is very hot), she sits herself, leaving her shoulders and thinking deeply - the cut gets even deeper... I begin to think not about the pluses, abstract classes, structures and interfaces, and the underwear is sitting even closer. Therefore, every ten seconds his gaze involuntarily shifts from a sheet to two other objects. After that follows a reflective roll on a sheet with a print.
At the end, he can’t stand and shut up with his palm. Anja is doing well.
I approach her after a couple to her:
A respectable dress! Poor prey all your response tried not to cut into the cut. Then he escaped the temptation.
The girl is red:
The fucking! I wondered why he got his head, was it so bad?! to

by CinemaBash

Who will tell you why in all the fantastic movies many doors and gates have the wrong shape? Thus e. Why is the line on which the strings are closed not straight, but broken? Or why do the doors/doors not move to the right and to the left, but one loop goes up and the other down? Or by diagonal?

The first explanation: this is how they create the atmosphere.

The second explanation. More precisely, the question. Is there an engineering justification for this form of creatures?
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The atmosphere, but not the one, but the one that needs to be kept :) The seal for compression is worn off more slowly than for wiping. One pipe is carved down, the other - up, as a result, they are not only compressed along the intersection of the pipe itself, but also perimeter pressed into the seals on the door box. On the one hand, they are simply pressed by the edge, on the other hand, an extension is made on the canvas, which is pressed to the palm. The same - in bushes, pressed to bushes in bushes.
You can make a cut over the plane of the canvas, but this is only if you know exactly on which side the de-hermetization threatens, and on which - not. If the sections are equal, press along the plane.

Dialogue between two branches in the corporate chat:
hhh (Krasnodar): hello Omsk )) we are on forecast today +26 )))
We will soon be 26 too! There is a small minus.