<bh>: I went to another interview... Why do everyone want me to shave and dress-control? Why are they so offended when I say that I agree for +10k to the salary? Am I not too much with such demands?
<Shnibble> The first in history, which is described by humans began to shave the beard of homosexuals in Egypt.
<PunxRT> Shnibble: a great argument for the interview!

To the question "which is the best car?"I always answer-KAMAZ!Why?Because KAMAZ is always ahead!
Every time you drive on a single lane track on a lengthy rise, the crowd long and slowly slips after KAMAZ, which is always in front of you!! to

Ghost: the husband of the oracle girl is resentful that she has too many requests :)

Call 1C from the customer:
We want a full ITS subscription with webcam broadcast.
...??? to
"The nephew of the general told us that 1c is developing a club of underwater programmers who code in aqualanks at the bottom of the pool. And all these programs are a by-product, and they earn on online broadcasts. Give us an account for the full ITS.
and!!! to
That explains a lot...

I am ananas. I don’t want youth.
I want chicken, mayonnaise and salad.

Wearing on children's sandwiches (daughter 3.5 years, son 6 years)
The Son in Hearing:
I am Santa on the sandwiches, you are Anja, a snowmen.
Thinking...
My dad is a deer.

You, men, are always so, all evil comes from women.
It is not yours! All evil from evil wives. Only good wives are good.

United-Ronaldo 1
$7 million can be purchased:
Seven heavy cars
or two apartments
or 45 Vasevic cars
A movie theater with 7 rooms.

Yufilipp: Believe me, whoever will buy such a panel, he already has everything above described by you! and :)

MishiAn: I don’t understand, but why such a twist of 45 vasovsky cars? O_H

So they usually say "you're in the world championship for whom?"or "you're in Wimbledon for whom?", at the end "you're in KVN for whom?".
But today at work I heard a stunning question: "you in Euromaidan for whom do you suffer?" :)))

And about the winter...Winter.The peasant, triumphing, made the saucer a light run!He is screaming-How the Hui, has not yet fallen snow anywhere!

I can't communicate with her.
xxx: she writes "chmoki to everyone in this chat"
He does it without sarcasm.

vintos3: The machine rebellion has begun!!! to
V.V.I: They are rebelling?
Vintos3: At work, he threw money into a coffee machine. He first poured me coffee, then gave me a cup, a shit!! to
v.v.i: ))))) and to present nothing, as though he gave it.)))

From the discussion of the video about the Fall Basjamper:

XX: We, the Gagars, are unavailable for pleasures, fools, such. We do not jump from the breakout, breaking our eggs at the sharp cliff, breaking our spines and losing our feathers. But we look at these brave, brave bas-jump storms, in general, with approval. Where do we go to see or enjoy it? Just looking at the crazy, the brave and the powerless. And then we run to the slopes, the body fat to hide...
YYY: Wait for you!! It was about the Penguins!!! to
There were penguins, there were! We do not deny it. But they self-eliminated, hiding the fat body in the rocks. And only the Gagar will remain, those who are unavailable to enjoy the thirst for battle, because they are frightened by the thunder of strikes, the lightning of arrows, those who are extinguished in the swamp.

Note: leaving the internet, clear the story and leave an open tab with the recipes of borscht.

I go home, it’s dark enough, nothing is going. I pass by the stop, and there, as usual, there are girls of easy behavior. Merin enters - the window opens, and the body from there: "Girls, what are you waiting for the bus? And here, a grandmother sitting at the stop explodes and cries: "Milok, I go to Kalinin Park."

10/12-2013
On the shore of desert waves
He was standing - Doom
full of great

20 years since the release of Doom! With anniversary!

IRL-adventures, the mill))))
She left the gym today, dressed in the dressing room, the ladies came to the school of oriental dance. And one (the first), that is, the classic blonde in appearance, tells the rest (there are 5 pieces):
Oh, today is such a bad day, it all started with the fact that I forgot something there and had to go back. I know if you come back, it will be bad. And Tanka has a note – if she puts her shirt through her legs, then the whole week will be bad!
I have already fallen on this phrase, but it was not the end. She continues:
Well, I came back, and all, all the day no one. I even broke my iPhone, and it broke so much that I had to go to the store where I bought, to carry repair.
And then her friend with a deeply thoughtful voice says:
I know what you have!
I have internally prepared for the options.
That’s the tachskrin! I was told that when the iPhone is broken, you need to make a touchscreen.
What did you do with him?
I didn’t know before, but now I know. I just connect it to the computer and pump all the photos!
Moscow, wow >_< I thought they didn’t exist

How is Feng Shui better to place statues of Buddha and Osiris, an icon, a pebble house and an African mask?

Turn on the TV. Another investigation. The dictionary: "The tail did not come out of Gennady’s head". O_O

C Forum: on the situation with Euromaidan.
Well, I know that the ruler of the haunted... and whom to replace? The new one will come and it will be even worse. Changed to Y. And Nihua.

Oh well. Then I’ll change to YU.
And I whisper.