As a child, they played war. Everyone wanted to play for us. Someone had a poof, someone didn’t have that "our" will win. One boy got to the "Germans" and went out to surrender and surrender, because he very much wanted "our" to win. He was taken prisoner. But in this round all "our" were put by "the Germans". And the surrendered comrade, too, was epically shot at the wall. Because nepheg, concepts worked as a child.

Posts with unusual names. At the universe, one teacher told a story from her studenthood.

At the beginning of the semester on the first pair their teacher presented - "Lev Gershakovich". The name is not ordinary, but common. And only by the middle of the semester opened the terrible truth: Lion is the surname, and the father-name Gersh Shahrchovich. Speaking of life never felt so uncomfortable again. The teacher himself, when asked why he did not correct anyone at once, said that in 30 years of teaching he was already accustomed to this.

Based educational

> vvv: to the question of corruption and ratings
I bought a book for children (6+) about animals. I sit and write.
A picture of two coupling frogs.
The signature to the picture "The female frog carries the weakened after winter sleep male to the pond".

Frogs, like most amphibians, have external fertilization. First the female deposits the caviar, then the male fertilizes it. They do not mate like mammals or birds. Therefore, if one frog has climbed on another, the devil knows it, maybe it carries the truth.

XXX: "Do you want to dance? You want sex. Wearing a coat? You want sex. Smiling to a man? Do you want sex?"

What’s wrong with wanting sex? He wants sex – doesn’t mean he wants it with you, fuck!

"xxx: Yes, the Zaporozhets was created as a military development in two variants..."

And what about the third - the variant of the batiskaf with an entrance lock in the floor? Forgot the history?

Line from the price of the clinic: "The haircut of the nails (with the fixation of the owner)". Of course, I understood what they meant by this, but what an epic picture comes up before the mind’s eye!

I ask again – what can be the pleasure of shaking your own body under music??? To watch is nice, to dance with a couple (=to touch) is nice, right?

It is such a human pleasure, as from any movement. In rhythm, under music, the body itself asks for movement. You,, dance and don’t get to the sounds of your favorite music, well, at least your foot under the table dampens, right? Well, that is what it is.

I am a supporter of the classic interface al-la Win2000, I have been on it for countless years.

I have the same story. If you are thinking about Linux – pay attention to mint/mate. After the classic win interface, adaptation in it occurs instantly. Everything is in its place and behaves predictably.

Fuck, the mint/mate looks more like a classic screw than a new screw!

Those for whom dancing is necessarily about sex, have you ever seen children dancing? Not those whom my mother took for a pen for dancing, and who are standing in the diaper already squeezing their feet and hands under the song they like? Is it not just dancing too? Are you attracted to sex at the moment? Or maybe they just like to play music?

You can dance without a sexual subtext. You can dance with sexual subjects. You can dance alone when no one sees you and cheer - it is not figa not masturbation.
A woman may want sex and very, but with a certain partner. Or a certain type. And on others, she will be a puppy or even they will be sharply unpleasant to her. That a woman wants sex doesn’t mean she wants everyone. Most women don’t care who they are, and no matter how hungry they are, they won’t eat shit. Obviously it is offensive. In the shit, all the babies are either frigid or foolish who need money. But it’s the shit, not the baby.

About the Olympians. The ban on our flag, emblem and anthem also applies to spectators. Andreiovsky flag, flag of the USSR, etc. Russia is the first host of the USSR and can also punish athletes.
Therefore, I propose to take advantage of the idea that has already crumbled here and use a black flag with a skull (we are the world’s evil) and sing “Goodbye, our gentle mouse.” Well, since it is not possible to go with the athletes to their technical teams (and skiers provide a small share of the victory), then send the juniors - they will still not expect victories against the mastodonts, the Olympiad is not ignored, and the youth has an emotional and psychological experience in the framework of preparation for the 2022 Olympics.
Let us use, for the sake of peace and trolling, the theory of the chain of handshakes and tell this idea to everyone - can hear the one who needs and who can make decisions.

The night is dark and full of horror, and the refrigerator is bright and full of promises.

My mother gave me a cell phone at work. She didn’t find anything smarter than “check” my husband. There was the following dialogue: Hello, sunshine! Who is this? Let’s meet you, I like you! Girl, I have no desire to meet anyone. If we meet, you will have it. I went to Y! My husband put the phone. Mom doesn’t talk to him now. You see, he sent me! An adult woman 50 years old, and a foolish fool.

'' amusing to observe here as almost all the female half in the emphasis does not see the sexual background of dances, and the male - see beautifully

What a beautiful illustration of the anecdote "Doctor, are you a maniac?"
Everything has been said for a long time...

Tartuff
Cover the naked chest.
This opened the object, you paved the way of the sinners.
My thoughts and desires are dirty.

Dory
Are you so sensitive to temptation?
And the desire is not able to fight,
Suddenly I saw a living flesh nearby.
As I can see, you are too hot.
I feel cold and I feel different.
You appear before me in what your mother gave you birth.
I could resist the temptation.

My grandmother was there recently, and Sasha was there. I grind her, and she grinds. I say "Why are you riding like a horse? You are a girl"
- Katya, I have an eye bursting now. what is "rjOš"?
In this case, it is "R" This is like a variant of writing the word "chart" in folklore records, depends on the dialect. Sasha is rushing.
Well then clear.
Oh, how I turned away. Good to be a philosopher.

My children should listen to me and obey me, it is for their own good.
yyy: google "schizophrenic mother" perfectly illustrates the consequences

In order to cross the Styx River, the deceased had to give Haron money. Those who had no money wandered along the shore forever.
Where did Haron spend his money?
Without money, even in hell.

Geektimes

1st I want exes on algorithms from the Boston Dynamics) Running and jumping on artificial, as I do not know on my natural)

2nd If you do not initially have serious injuries, then a man with a stick like the Boston Dainemyx, is able to train you to run and jump in a fairly short time.

Rico: Lesbian sex is like coming to the gates of one fortress with gates from another.
Psychea: Rico, how do you know if you’re not a woman and you didn’t have lesbian sex?
Rico: Psyche, I’ve watched lesbian porn and it looks like that.
Psyche: Rico, but they obviously don’t mimic orgasm, as actresses do in heterosexual porn.
Rico: Psyche, I’m just happy about that. I just say that coming to the door with the keys is more logical.
Drongo: Rico, I have a key to you, from a black course.

The customer calls the tech support and asks to look at the site - something there is very wrong after its adjustments. They say the page where to watch - our employee enters and the first phrase - ah, fuck... then - yes, yes, I see.

The scientific method rolls!
Zzzz: Oh, I welcome you colleague! I managed to do so in puberty. just tried different combinations of all kinds of means and behavioral habits, and recorded the frequency of appearance of acne as a result. It turned out that the most effective - no chemistry, it was enough to wash twice a day with very hot water, and then thoroughly wipe the face with a towel (before this did not wipe out - I thought what sense, but when the skin is wet and fresh). I now understand that hot water expanded the pores, and the towel absorbed excess fat, without overdrying, and peeled off the peeled particles of the skin. Thank you for the science!
zzz: ps: no remedy from the store / pharmacy worked.