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 10.12.2017
My mother gave me a cell phone at work. She didn’t find anything smarter than “check” my husband. There was the following dialogue: Hello, sunshine! Who is this? Let’s meet you, I like you! Girl, I have no desire to meet anyone. If we meet, you will have it. I went to Y! My husband put the phone. Mom doesn’t talk to him now. You see, he sent me! An adult woman 50 years old, and a foolish fool.
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