You are red, right?
Nick: Listen to me
Nick: No insults
Nick: 24 years wanted to know this
Are you red too???? to
Nick: Shame on me, I understand! and fucking
I am not very red, I am burning out.

XXX: Fuck, I played in the stalker. He promised to bring a shirt.

<Festral-Ranma> AjiTae: Winning the Darwin Prize be kind

Fige: I wonder if I send a letter to the neighbors from above, where I describe where their bed is, from how much to how much they have fun there, at what average speed and how many poses they change in the process, will they guess something to lay down so as not to get me into the ceiling in the process?

Why are you sad?
WOW: This is the choice. It happens that you have to choose one of the girls, both know each other. I said at once that nothing would happen, but here is the second...
I didn’t have to say the second one: Pikachu, I choose you!! to

Philip Grigoryevich, why are you so concerned? You are a philologist.
Fuck to Fuck! She went naked!

Brad Pitt has died again on the router.
YYY: Ordinary Case

Conversation in the train.
11: Are you a frog or a frog?
22 I am a sailor.
33: And I am a sheep.
44: And I am a calf!

xxx: Will you take my guitar training anyway?
YYY: You will be expensive...I’m a high-level musician
YYY: You understand...
YYY: It will be very expensive
XXX: 2 bottles of beer?
YYY : Yes!
XH: per month
WOW: Well of course!

It can be divided by 0. It will be infinite. You can dance in the church. It will be 5 years.

If you are reading the ad "We need a dishwasher, a salary of 3,400,000 rubles, you are in Belarus

XHH: So imagine it. I made a borst. The Ukrainian Borch. And then comes a pidaras with a beard and says that the borscht is two hours as patented, and that I owe him money for all the borsches prepared before that. Where will he be sent? is correct.

When I was a child, I drank apple juice, imagining it was whiskey. Now I drink whiskey, imagining it’s apple juice...I want to deceive the liver.

It seems to be meaningless!
...
My friend in the factory works, so he drank a metal cube there with a edge of about 5 cm, sliced it to the mirror glow, and I engraved a native word on it.
Then, during a trip into the forest, we buried it at a depth of about a meter, why did we do it? I do not know.

And after thousands and five years you will be reborn, come back into this world, become archaeologists, dig that cube and create a new scientific concept that ancient people worshiped the cube god with a name of three symbols.

Lynn 18:20:02
Among the various phobias that our contemporaries suffer from, there are regular papaphobia (fear of the Pope) and partenophobia (fear of virgins). We don’t even know what is worse!

Danish 19:54:31
Fear of the Pope is worse: in our time it is more common

w_w: Here is Anna Karenina – the problem is so difficult. Morphine she eats in spoonfuls and constantly increases the dose. It is awful to look at.
Morphine is a bad drug. The unemployed.
w_w: Under his influence, she suddenly decided that she needed to go to the railway station. Now it is clear how it will end.
Samuel: It is strange. Under his influence, you should sleep. It is under methamphetamine people suddenly run to the station...
w_w is yes Then suddenly some crazy activity began.
The dealer is confused. Exactly met. Now we know why she died. She wanted to embrace the train.

Statistics of Google requests
How to Become a Russo? 27 100 requests per month.
How to become a vampire? 60,500 requests per month.
How to become smarter? 3,600 requests per month.

Who does not drink? Serena does not drink. I drove him home a couple of times after the north guard. He has a beer consumption of 2 liters per 100 kilometers on the track!!! And in the city, in general, it eats like Hammer. It doesn’t matter what kind of fuel you use to get home.

What are you watching?
- "Sweet and strong" The first.
Look at the new better.
You do not understand. In the first... Bruce Willis... With Hair!
Oh wow...

XX: Is he inventive?
It is when the neighbor forgot to feed his dog while drunk.
Xy: And the dog pulled and bothered us.
Xy: He shot her with her pets from the corner :D The dog ate and silenced
xx : )))))))))