I am 2 meters tall, an unbarred hard rock lover.

I change the color in the printer, under the music that is even heavy for me. He accidentally spilled the purple, removed all that baggage, swallowed out a lot, and went to smoke. There is a bell at the door, I open, and there is a guy and girl of a famous religious "confession" with books of relevant themes in their hands.

What a beautiful look and apologies.
I feel like they will get more to me.

Alaus

xxx: For the sake of interest I read the UK and US visa questionnaires yesterday
xxx: They have questionnaires times three more of the same Czech and fuck questions
The Hell in Britain
There you need not just a certificate of work, there you need data about your accounts, real estate
XXX is shorter
XXX: In the U.S. it is apparent for debils questionnaire
xxx: "Do you go to the United States to commit a terrorist act?" Yes, no, if yes - explain
xxx: "Will you finance terrorist organizations?"
xxx: "Are you part of a terrorist organization?"
XXX: Yes to bluff. I am a terrorist, I go to commit a terrorist attack, and I will donate the remaining money to the Bin L. Foundation.

I went to "The Fall of Olympus" today.
In the scene of the collapse of the American flag the hall applauded. Here is patriotism :D

Announcements on the city website:

Repair is cheap.

I will repair any difficulty for an insignificant fee. I bleach, paint in green, paste wallpapers, change water, repair furniture, decorate balconies with milk bags, bring good things from garbage tanks, love a cat, talk to birds, grow garlic. Cleaning after repair (without additional charge). I am retired and for the sake of entertainment ready to do a good repair, in my youth I worked as a painting craftsman, a construction craftsman, a designer designer. Call from 14.00 to 17.00, ask Tamara Sergeevna.

from ZH:

You give punishment for insulting the feelings of unbelievers!
The word “unbeliever” is also insulting. It’s like saying “Nepidoros.”

I work as a teacher in school. Bringed to the lesson of noot children to show pictures. I calmly load it, the children do their own business. I mean, Linux is there. I don’t touch anyone except the note. Suddenly a child comes to me with all the speed, shouting: “I knew! My feelings did not deceive me. Marina Gennadyevna is also for penguins!" Child. The fifth class. The Linux generation is growing, what else to say?

Worse than the non-working Russian mail is only the hard-working Russian VIP mail. Today I was awakened by a call from the EMS courier at 6:50 in the morning. He didn’t bring me anything this morning. He called for an appointment for the evening.

Weekly "Arms and Munitions"
Bullets that do not contain lead, which is harmful to health.

xxxh: I was a witness today to the breakdown of patterns... Someone wrote on a piece of meal "huy" ))

A hundred pounds on the fence ?

Police are being killed, children are disappearing, drugs and pedophilia are flourishing! The state is fighting against smoking and censorship!!!! to

Today, a man was seen riding on the sidewalk on a bicycle and carrying a two-year-old child on the shoulder. Without slowing down, laying a steep twist, he drove off from a high border and dive into the courtyard arc by the bow. At the same time, he carelessly held the steering wheel with one hand, at the same time grabbing her child, and in the other held the phone and lively talked about it.

A fool, he will find a place without roads for the feats.

The Seed
Are you studying for a doctor? I have a question to you. As an idiot, I ask the doctor:
(only between us)
Such a little question is very unfavourable...
Okay okay...
So tell me, why after such a good drunkenness - in the morning shit smells differently? Well, in the sense that usually it smells about the same, but after drinking completely differently, but more or less the same...
Here is...
Leonid
You when you drink, it is the epithelium in the intestine burns alcohol, food is worse digested, so the liver spends all the effort on the production of alcohol dehydrogenase, and not on the production of bile, which also does not contribute to the improvement of the digestion of foods, well, the most important thing is that not all alcohols are broken up by the body and part comes out with phycalias and getting damaged when defection just carry on deeper in the receptors molecules of shit from which you smell, but with new notes)))
The Seed
I'll keep it, the last lines were delighted :D

A missile with a range of three kilometers can only be shot.

Who is the head of the family???! to
YYY: the mess

Call me on my mobile. After my hello, pronounced by the corresponding voice of a 35-year-old man, the caller, apparently not expected, pronounces a brilliant phrase:
One of two... Either I’m wrong with the number, or someone will get people from me tonight.

^kei^: A colleague issued a remarkable phrase at lunch: "Well, 0 gigabytes is like 0 terabytes..."
I did not argue.

xxx: We have 3 girls at work with the name "Sasha", and when you say Sasha, they turn 3 at once!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: well I found the way out, set the numbers after the name, Sasha-1, Sasha-2, Sasha-3)
What is the size of your breasts?
xxx: here, they also guessed... Now I’m Pashka-12 :(

zzagar: They are defamatory at the "Russian Post". My child ordered a gift for the New Year in some online store, and eventually received it on his own birthday at the end of March. Very successful succeeded. I didn’t have to spend on two gifts.

I am now on a tour of Europe, last night I stayed in a transit hotel in Italy. Naturally, waking up in the morning without a cigarette is difficult, there is no balcony, the hotel is healthy, you will be lost in the hallways! In the morning, a mess on my head, in my pyjamas, wrapped in a white blanket... I go up the fire staircase, I smoke) and I understand that I can’t go back (no handles)! And this is how I go down the twisted staircase from the 6th floor. Successfully turned, I found the entrance to the hotel. At the reception of the guy's eyes on his forehead and with my zero English I explain the situation, and in response he is something hard-tasting in Italian (from all the words I understood Rashen). And then it comes to me that I am not the first Russian fool.

March 30 soon?
I remembered! At the nose!! to
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Wake up the lions!! The Adventures of the Housewife Kushi

That is it! ?