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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №152092
 10.04.2019
My father is small, thin and has never played sports. He fought only once in his life and then lost the fight. But adrenaline, maybe despair, responsibility for a child makes a person a monster (in a good sense).



This is a childhood case. I was 10 years old. He went from school. It is 50 meters from home. I see my father washing his car near the garage. There is silence around and suddenly this silence is broken, some thunder. I turned around and the German Shepherd was behind. The big. Apparently not playing. I only had time to drop my wallet and take a few steps. The animal hit me in a moment. I am screaming. The dog breaks my jacket and a few more moments and I will be taken away. I remember this picture as if it had happened yesterday. Father runs, one calos has landed, a cigarette in his mouth. He jumps on the dog and rolls it like a rugby player. Then they both jumped, but the four-legged did not give up and jumped on his father. As his father said, he was just lucky to grab the shepherd with one hand for the lower jaw, the other for the throat. I saw my father slapping the dog with his head, and then a slash and a suffocating reception went on. Father suffocated the dog. I saw how hard it was, but I was stupid and couldn’t help anything. My father suffocated the dog and, as nothing happened, ran to me and looked at me, although his hands were bloody and obviously very painful.



Then I understood what my father meant. Let even in his asset one fight for a lifetime and one defeat. For his child, he will break even a shepherd and sure not one.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №152091
 10.04.2019
xxx: A mystery solved by only 6% of people. Three people want to share two apples. You only need to do this with a single knife.

yyy: I understand the option of “cutting out the excess” is not considered officially correct? and :(

Zzz: With a knife in your hands, you can’t share apples at all.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №152090
 10.04.2019
xxx: I have been losing weight for a couple of years, the results are excellent, was 94kg, became 106kg

You are not on that side.

xxx: I hoped that after 99 the counter would crash

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №152089
 10.04.2019
XXX: How ridiculous the plot of the movie "Call" would look right now. You find a mysterious video tape and don’t know what to do with it.

YYY: A ghost girl calls her phone and can’t call her.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №152088
 10.04.2019
When my wife asked what to give you for your birthday, I said, a self-propelled machine. Today was the time and she gave me a robot vacuum cleaner. She walks after him all over the apartment, rejoicing like a child when he finds his own charge. And I think I will give her a self-propelled apparatus in the dusk, and I will also rejoice like a child with every drop of the life-giving fluid flowing out of it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №152087
 10.04.2019
There was a problem: the door lock was locked, I stayed outside. I found the phone of a specialist on the Internet, they agreed that he would come in half an hour. I sit on the stairs waiting, listening to music in my headphones. It takes 30 minutes, 40 minutes, 50 hours. and silence. I call back. The Master meets me with the wishes of all the anal cards. Through the streams, it turns out that he came and... called the homephone)))) no one opened, he was psychotic and left)))) I sit around, as they say. The Spring...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №152086
 10.04.2019
A familiar instructor told me. Further from his words:



I have a client, a grandmother of 84 years of age. We drive with her, well, it’s a collapse. She does not always follow the rules, rides very uncertainly and slowly, how will she pass the exam? ? to ? to I do not know. They agreed to leave it out everywhere, and gave it rights. At the last session such a dialogue:



Don’t worry, I won’t drive anyway.

Why are you right?

Because of my grandson. He did not pass the exam and lowered his hands, deciding that it was not his. And I will come and show him that if I succeeded, he will succeed. This is not possible, we have to try again.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152085
 10.04.2019
Seven years ago I worked as a trolleybus driver. I decided to share the story.

So it turned out that the trailer I worked on broke slightly when I left the deck. I had to turn on the nearest ring to drive my wagon back to the depot.

The first ring passed through an alley with densely parked cars. It was about the hour of day.(The second change )

I millimetage and wire past all these car jets, I get stuck in the fence set by the mega-hard Merce. I’t go there knowing he’s there. It is not visible because of the trees.

Conductor Tanya echoingly says, “Everything, Shurik, has arrived.” Do not give up. I look like that, well a rough car for such places. In front of the bank collapse... Okay, it wasn’t. I go out of the trolley and go to the bank. There is a girl sitting on the first floor and calling the phone. The dialogue.

I: “Sorry, you don’t know which Mercedes is in front of your entrance?”

She says “No.” And then trail.

I said, “Did you hear nothing?”

She said, “No...”

I said, “Yes, I broke it all over the way!!”

A minute of silence. She cried out, “That’s Gandalf Alloizich!” (I just don't remember the name of the grandmother she spotted.) And on the spikes he flies up the stairs.

I go back to the car, smiling. Tanya Conductor: “Well, nothing worked out? sent to?“”

Here a man in a jacket with open eyes runs out of the bank. He flies to the car, looks around, breathes out, smiles, looks at me and understands what salt is. He sits and moves the car. We are passing.

Tanya tortured me for a long time, how she could, what it was, and what I told them. Í did not admit.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №152084
 10.04.2019
When people are made of the dirt, the country becomes great.
When people are turned into crap, the country collapses.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №152083
 10.04.2019
I do not guarantee the accuracy of the story, the wife's brother told friends.
They decided to come to a new-fashioned water park in the neighboring area. They entered his address in the navigator and chased him. When the navigator lady reposted "You have arrived at your destination," the friends looked confused. There were only private buildings.
The question is, “Where is the aquapark?”"He somehow strangely nervously shrugged and pulled his hand into the side of the transparent, on which the huge letters were written "AQUAPARK HERE IS NOT!!!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №152082
 10.04.2019
Moscow authorities will pay 86 million rubles for clouds on Easter. I don’t understand why Patriarch Kirill just won’t pray about this?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №152081
 10.04.2019
I stand in the line for coffee, waiting for my big cappuccino, and a woman speaking on the phone followed me in the line. Judging by the conversation, and the topics she discussed (employees, their vacancies in the company, etc.).I realized that she was the HR of one of the network shops.

And here she says:

- There is a guy working with us in the department - Sascha, so we want him to be fired.

At the end of the cable, she was asked:

How, why and why? Idiot or job foolish?

Her response was hard and uncompromising:

He is a strange one! He doesn't communicate very much, he doesn't drink coffee with us, he doesn't walk in corporations, and in general...



Well, I thought, and went to think, behind a cup of coffee, how hard an introvert is in the modern world.

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