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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №82683
 10.06.2013
The child asked the question: "and what does not depend on man at all?"
I answer: "birth, death and love"
Pause and the child on this: "A, only three things... well, okay"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82682
 10.06.2013
The question of female logic.
We go to Dacia yesterday. The wife asks to pick up 4-5 liters of water. To my reasonable question: " Why? After all, we have a well there!" answers quite reasonably that he said we have two rottweilers, while we drive with them to the heat, they will almost die of thirst. And in the well, the water is more cold, and dogs will start to drink it greedy and get sick with angina, or worse - pneumonia. Even after spring, the water in the well contains a lot of microbes. Do I want my dogs to suffer from stomach disorders? After all, we bought a 5-liter bottle of drinking water for tea in the store. I persuaded her with her chest. I crawled in each hand through the crane of the water supply water to the country... I put these baklags in the trunk so that they didn’t flow, they went in the stream, they came. I pulled everything into the house and went to the bathroom to dissolve. I come back in half an hour, and she brought the water of the fields washed!!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82681
 10.06.2013
XXX: I saw the tomb of a man named Leny in the cemetery.
I should have been born with that name!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82680
 10.06.2013
And I wanted to ask a liter of Klinsky, and asked CLITOR LINSKY))I did not understand at first, then the turn and I began to laugh hysterically) the chauvin was upset, so I left without beer

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