XXX - And in general, I'm not such a puppy... I also have a serious crime on my conscience. A tragic whisper: I am a murderer.
Who did you bring to the grave, murderer? Have you eaten someone’s brain? (Do not be offended)
In the summer I always rested in the village. My grandfather’s dog had a girlfriend, a frog. Every night she jumped to the doorstep, sat next to the dog, and so they sat together until night.
Was the frog friends with the dog?! to
Yes, this dog was also friends with the goat, and their duck only walked in the yard with the chromed chicken. Not about that talk. One evening I jumped up the stairs and jumped right on that frog...She was sitting on the staircase, I didn’t notice her. Horror... So far, as I remember, it’s just bad done :((( The dog was so long missed, I waited for it...
It was not a frog, it was a frog! He didn’t go to the dog, he looked after you. And you have released your prince enchanted by the sandals! Oh you, grandmother, sit now alone and don’t write to me anymore. I can’t talk to the killer.

I, a healthy cock-130kg at a height of 183cm, after selling my MB I ride my wife's car (gets), and now the story: I prayed early in the morning for business, came for my wife, and she took lunch for me from home. I took her to the jeu, alone, I think I'll wait for her, while I wait for her, I sat back, I'm sitting, I'm not touching anyone... the front windows are open... some type passed by, I saw a car without a driver, I looked around and approached. I have from anticipation up the breath of the spire))) he will pay for the belt in the window, I catch him for the shelf and ask: that cat, fuck wanted to? I go out and fuck it!! I think he would build the 9th floor alone)))

Today I went to the post office of Russia, I needed to send an order letter. It turned out that letters from the department could not be sent. The employee responsible for sending reduced, but you can transfer money, pay receipts, buy different shit, but the letter can not be sent!!! They said that in August the employee will appear, then you can come.

I slipped on the ice today. And nothing but in the yard in July. Be damned by this ice cream fish kiosk.

Red_Dragon: Have you changed your job? How is it?))
Chaos: The Zoo
Red_Dragon: Is it all so bad?
Chaos: No, just the director's surname Bykov, his deputy - Sinitsyn, accountants - Zhukov, Voronov, Zaitsev and a man from the IT department with the surname Belokon))) And I - Kotovsky)) I was so told: welcome to our zoo))

The xxx:
Where are the arbuses coming from now?
YYYY :
from Netherlands)

20th century: the proletarians strike, encyclopedias are rewritten.
The 21st century: the proletarians are rewriting, the encyclopedias are striking.

<caban> A great slogan here is suggested for the Wikipedia protest campaign - "How to go to the library?"

Alina: He decided to make me a surprise, bought this flying heart-shaped lamp, closed my eyes and led me out of the house. In general, I stand with my eyes closed, and next to it is only a circle, a circle with light bulbs and such unshakable mates. Then, finally, the ease: “Glory, I blasted,” and the fairy removal of my bandage.
Tagged: Romantic...
Alina: Oh, only some, did not check if there is a wind on the street. As a result, the paper leaned and the heart burst...and flew in an unknown direction.
Tagged with: hihi...
Alina: He then for another ten minutes with all the crowd gathered discussed that for a fool the tree was set on fire.

It turns out, if you get the Coca-Cola from the freezer, shake it a little and open it, you can wash the whole kitchen.

XXX: He is just an incognito prince!
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Fuck... Incognito is a country where there are only pidarasses, dumb puzzles, alpha drochils and the Communist Party. Here is the prince!

A discussion of the photo taken in one of the depths of our immense, where roadmen are asphalting the snowed lawn:

I think asphalt should not be laid on snow.

Jan: put >_<

Sergey: In our country, they lay the fox, and the asphalt is laid.

Practice in a clinic, I sit with a therapist

I sit like this at the reception, I sit like this.. comes madam 72 years old.. asks to write out "what's not" that her 85-year-old husband would not go for young girls.. she suspected him of betrayal with "young people" and we sit burning him out of the bushes near the entrance for 2 weeks... so this is according to her words "I can see that there is a shoe, a flower turned out". All the salt is that the husband is a disabled 2 groups, without legs, deaf and blind to 1 eye... annoyed she explained that the cucumbers disappear from the house, with which the husband pays off with young people.

I love my job :)
I work in a pipeline company, which is divided into 2 workshops, one from the other at a distance of 8 km. The second workshop sends us steel, which in our workshop turns into pipes. I work in a warehouse where I pack ready pipes. Night, boring.. decided on the package before sending to write 'hello at the workshop #1 from the warehouse'. The car left with this package and we sit back, missing. Within two hours, a new car with steel arrives. We are approached by a brigadier with a piece of steel on which was written 'Hello to the warehouse from the shop #1. How are you doing?' have laughed for a long time. It’s been a year ago, but I still remember it :)

I asked myself: Why did I go to the doctor? o.o
Do you want to help people? No, it falls away.
Do you want to avenge them? x )

What would you do if you turned into a ants in the morning and you still need to go to work? Kafka is a drug addict?
YYY: If I turn into a murrow, I’ll probably commit suicide between Rosenthal’s pages.

I need a couple of acs and a few full rocks.
Can you get?
WOW not.
Do I have such friends?
Wow, in the key of the previous question this sounds really scary...)

He said I was unusual.
PF: I say this ten times a day. Mom, dad, all relatives, doctors in the psycho-neurological clinic...

by JJ:
A person cannot imagine what the real picture of being looks like, because he can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear no more than 1% of the acoustic. 90% of the cells in your body work in symbiosis with microorganisms that have their own DNA and are not yours. Humans have 46 chromosomes, two fewer than potatoes.

The commentary:
How to live now?
Let’s talk to the potatoes.

Hubr, discussion of the topic "What will happen after the entry into force of the law "On the protection of children from information?""

GearHead: I am very interested in the phrase “information that is harmful to health.” I read my son’s blog post and his brain exploded.
Sterhel: Oh, I read some political post about how everything in the country is done only for our well-being, dropped boiling water with laughter — and ran to the burn center to fix the damage.