There are alternative people. The bankomat. There was a small line near the bank. In front of the ATM stands a young lieutenant and feeds him a pack of thousands (a piece of 50, not less) for one note. Apparently he has already tried to suggest that the entire package can be loaded into the ATM, because the line is quietly and patiently, and the lieutenant's face clearly reads: "If you, the staff, are so smart, then why don't you wear hairstyles and do not go?" Finally, I loaded everything, asked for a balance, read, rejoiced. The next in turn is already impatiently pressing his card in his hand. I did not guess. With the next action, the lieutenant removes 3,000 from the same account! I should have seen people’s eyes in the line.

At the wisest of the woods, the crystalline Alexander Druz stands in the bucket on the table.

A replica in the chat of the famous MMORPG, ideally demonstrating the work of the mat-filter:
Is it your mother, is it in Russia?! to

From the chat office:
The lazy noises that the sun shines in his eyes. So calm him down.
yyy: Drilled car on reception in a tub with canned goods

She dropped her husband's article that the name for the Zubrenka who was born in the Kiev Zoo will be chosen by the people's vote. I got an unexpected but logical answer:

"Well, as always, the start is good, and everything is done through the JOPU!!! What kind of child do we choose, or do we also choose by voting?and "

[5:35:39 PM] Andrei: We created accounts for automatic sending of calculations on asske for machines
[5:35:56 PM] Andrei: Now one of the machines has entered the mode "Ready to talk".
Andrei: It is terrible to live.

RadioMajak: At the request of a radio listener from Voronezh, we greet the employees of the TKS Bank and personally Mr. Oleg Tinkov, and we put for them the song of Toto Kutunjo "Lashate mi kantare"... "

At the seminar:
Wow, it feels like you are sleeping with your eyes open. Engage in work!
WOW: I have rebounded.
ZZZ: Did you go under the admin?

Kostya: as Vanya said, in Germany, the average freelance prices are about 40-60 euros per hour, and there is something mega-hard and 80-90 euros.
Kostya: If I’m not mistaken, he said that for 80 there was an offer from Audi or VW, something like this.
Igor: Let’s write something for ZAZ or Bogdan
Oleksii: or for HTZ
Costya: for 80 hryvnia
Aleksei: In a year...
Igor: from us

Q: What do you think, "man-eater" and "dragon" are the same thing? I need to paint a monster.
Zzzz: It is different.
zzz: The man-easter is an atropomorph with separate signs of reptile. Usually it is the head of a deer on, in general, the human body. Also possible - tail and partial irrigation of the skin (scratching in places).
zzz: The dragon is a large, if not a giant, reptile. Reasonable, up to exceptional wisdom. Optionally - equipped with equipment for near-fighting (nails, chestnuts, spikes), armor of various classes, fire systems, wings. Integrity depends on the region. The ability to fly does not depend on the presence of wings. Eastern models fly perfectly and without wings.

to this

From the series "Only in Russia"
Only we could have called a heavy firearm system "SunChip".

It’s another thing, this installation has a twin brother, and he’s called... ta-tam... "Buratino"