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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117112
 10.08.2015
The answers...

XHH: Has it happened that someone from one glance burned in you a shit and bite?
Q: In terms of "shit" it is clear, and what does "shit" mean? Maybe smell? Is it "corrupt" or can "corrupt"? and Nippon.
Zzzz: No one has ever made me look at me.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №117111
 10.08.2015
Homosexuals are so dangerous.
They live whom they love.
The state needs you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117110
 10.08.2015
It’s been a long time, but I can’t help.)
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Biochemists from the Netherlands have synthesized the most durable artificial human skin from existing analogues. According to the scientists, their new invention does not even fire bullets.

The first comment:
Well, all, Armageddon, humanity will die from appendicitis.
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Well what you are actually, no one will die from appendicitis, just the profession of any surgeon will have a prefix "proctologist"
Surgeon / proctologist, neurosurgeon / proctologist, cardiosurgeon / proctologist, etc.

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