to this:
Why do men so hate other people’s beautiful women in other people’s beautiful cars?

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Meeting is too expensive.

xxx: I put a dropper here with a valerian.
YYY :?
A consilium of nine employees of the economic department investigated how a debit plastic card differs from a credit card. for an hour and a half. I managed to move the window in place. Everyone is supposed to be economically superior.
yyy: Busthalterie, milling...

The Air Force:
Meanwhile, as it became known on Thursday, Mosgorizbirkom removed from a summary poster for voters information about the blogging activity of the mayor candidate Navalny. Mosgorizbirkom confused the phrase: "He posted in his blog in the Live Journal on the Internet articles on the issues of theft and abuse of JSC "Gazprom", VTB group, JSC "Transneft", JSC "RJD"...";

The Secretary of the Moscow Electoral Commission proposed in this paragraph the wording "on the issues of theft and abuse" to be replaced by "on the issues of economic activity".

Comments from Google Play on the new version of Android Dr.Web.

Super Very liked, especially anti-theft, which works just wonderfully :-) Earlier my wife for half an hour in the sorted locked up and blocked access there, playing games on the phone, and now I remotely block her phone in 5 seconds, and right away everything OK :-)

<Angelofnet> Points. There was such a game. in a cage.
<TheNehh> great
<TheNehh> I lost the whole institution in it
<Angelofnet> Who are you in "point"?

to this
...we in the auto school taught mach =) cars move from the sleeve to the sleeve of this same regulator =) remembered for a lifetime)

We had this:
The chest and back are walls.
If the stick looks to the left, I’m the queen on the track.
If the stick looks into the mouth, it means a right turn.
If the stick looks to the right, it is not right to go anywhere.

- Why do the fathers ride on foreign marks, and not, say, on the Zaporzhs?
Because suicide is a grave sin.

I can’t cry or laugh.
The ex visited his son.

(I found the time in three years)

in the hallway tried to arrange a universal scandal about the "somebody else’s men’s shoes";

The son's phrase from the room: "Father, it's my shoes" threw the former into a stupor.
And when the son came out and looked at him from the top down - in the megastopor.

In addition to:
to this

From the series "Only in Russia"
Only we could have called a heavy firearm system "SunChip".

It’s another thing, this installation has a twin brother, and he’s called... ta-tam... "Buratino"
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What we just don’t have! For example, the Katyusha shelling system, the detonation demining system "Snak Gorinich", an intercontinental ballistic missile with 10 nuclear charges "Molodets" and my unconditional favourites: the "Luka Mudishchev" fusible jet shells. We live in a beautiful country!

The longer you work, the more you understand that some young professionals only graduated from the university are not a crust, but a crust.

mikonoid (in the post about the preparation for the hacking tournament): Remembered in the era of the dial-up, a friend called neighbors who had access to the Internet, appeared as an employee of the provider. And some dictated their login/password on the phone.
dinabur (organizer): Yes, “one of my acquaintances” is very correct.

Aik: How does radiation affect IP packets, do they not mutate?
DGrey: Each TCP package will break down into two UDPs with power release in the form of one ICMP package

On the syllable:

e-note: It is here again resetting Linux, so some letters could be lost.

AL: Listen, do you not work a lot? Should I be home more often?

e-note: You know, if the wife is intellectually different from the taburet, then no matter how often and for a long time you have not been at home, she will sooner or later have a hobby. And thank Allah if it is Linux: the maximum I risk is that it will grow a beard and a sweater with a deer.

Also, the correspondents learned that the studio Wizart Animation plans to film the continuation of the cartoon "Cat from Lizyukov Street". Timur Beckhambetov does not rule out that he will produce this project.
Commentary
Will the cat play Habansky?

[04:26] [M-I-F] Gargantua-GW: a neighbor has 15 cats on the site, they run around the neighborhood at night. I went out to smoke at night and scared them. The cats jumped out of the apples, the apples were ripped out of the apples, the cats were frightened and jumped down, and the apples were ripped on them again. The cats with wild cries ran away. And only I stood on the deck with a non-smoked cigarette in a full shower for the past 15 seconds =)

Andrei configured the printer and accidentally subscribed to the printer mail from Angry Birds. Then he entered the taste and signed on crosswords. Now every morning the printer will print Sudoku, bird paintings, and we don’t know what else.
222 Where is it? I want it too ;)
333: "Incidentally on the printer signed up for the newsletter"atlicna!))
444: You will soon be able to sign up for beer and sausage in the refrigerator. What has the technique come to.
111@444: would not be bad :)

XXX: How your cat was called
Tagged with: cat
My friend's cat was called Hulimyo!

Points are all. Here is the refactor code. A window is created for the iPhone, then it is checked: do we have an iPhone? If so, then it's okay, we guessed, and if not, then we don't delete the window, but create a window for the iPad. And so everywhere! This is the approach!
[xxx]: Is the programmer who wrote this also going to the toilet? I took off my pants and looked at me in the toilet.
[yyy]: lol :)))))))))

Stones for the Japanese film on NNM:
A_Dam: The main role should be actor Shao Za Nah!
Chozanah: I do not owe anything!

There are many true people, but everyone has their truth.