Numbe®One (09:28:15 10/09/2009)
Did you know that your father killed two rabbits with one mouth?

Numbe®One (09:28:25 10/09/2009)
He also raised a tree.

The Tree (09:28:31 10/09/2009)
and ROFL

I organized myself in the car park to work as a driver.I fix a car for a week....I didn't get acquainted completely boring.I think to go and call the bat to work.And there the phone is common and through the glass the controller sits... I get a notebook and I call him( and my working phone was recorded next to it, i.e., the controller) now I call the number takes the tube woman...please call Musychenko...and I wait.... here through a loud communication I hear-Musychenko to the phone 2 times))) I knock on the glass and I say that it is I))))she gives me the phone and says- boring Slavochka yes?))))) I was red.

You can imagine, because of my illness, I can’t taste or smell! and :(
xxxh: my younger sister declares to me... "Sad that you are not blind, so you would fuck dinner. :D good...))))

Optimus Prime and Dumbledore are the heaviest losses this year

I recently understood that loneliness is when you feed a fly in the post, in the hope that it will not go anywhere for winter.

From the Forum:
According to today's system requirements, 128 MB of operating memory is sclerosis

Prep at the lecture:
"The third half of the table will be the largest..."

xxx: sweet, I sometimes get bored of you, and I think you'll call now, and you'll call. Do you have this?
YYY: Of course it happens! Here, for instance, we go to the roof, dragging with a partner LVS shelf 33U to the 3rd floor, which weighs 100 kilograms. You are calling! )
XXX: Sculpture

I apologize in advance for not having any sense of humor. I hope the community will support.

05.09.09 in the area of 23:00-00:00 at the crossing of street. Plekhanovskaya and Ul. Pushkinskaya had a serious accident:
"Infinity" at a speed of 140-150 km / h, driving on the red light, crashed into the 9th, both cars turned, and "Infinity" eventually crashed into the next 10th. At this point, people approached her: the owner and the girl (21 years old).
The man with a stroke of the brain and cuts is now in hospital.
The girl died.

From Infinity, a guy and a girl came out, looked like, then he said he was sick, and he goes to the hospital. No longer saw him.

The case needs to be made public, because the guilty party does EVERYTHING so that there is no information about the accident and the accident itself.

Inhabitants of Voronezh help the mother of the girl who died in the car accident. Do not pass by, please. Please help us. Place this post in your home, and help to draw attention to it Russian media!

Money is rubbish and women are a vacuum cleaner.

Speeches of German School Students

In German schools, as in Russia, children write works and referrals. In some places, these breeds of unstable minds make them slip from the chair in the rocks of laughter.
Having recovered from another attack of fun, after reading one of these opus, I found the strength to translate some of the German school folklore into Russian.

So, what is the world of second-class students in Germany:

1st The Muslim Bible is called Kodak.

Fuji in Japanese is when you die.

2nd The Pope lives in the vacuum.

No bad idea!

Three In France, criminals were previously executed with gelatin.

4 is You can only marry one woman. This is called monotony.

Unfortunately, even secondary school students already understand this.

5 is We all have our own room. He doesn’t have a dad, so he has to sleep with his mom.

You are not lucky, Dad.

6 is Garden dwarves wear red caps so that they are not moved by a grass-cutting machine.

is logical.

7 is Men cannot marry men because then none of them will be able to wear the wedding dress.

What a pity.

8 is Life insurance is the money that the person who survived a fatal accident receives.

Absolutely exactly! And then he lives somewhere in Brazil under a fictional name.

9 is On the weekend, my dad took the first place at the rabbit exhibition.
What a wonderful dad.

10 is It is better to adopt. Parents can choose the child for themselves, not have to take what they will get.

This also works for domestic animals.

11 is During the day, God lives in heaven. Only on Sundays he appears in the church.

And constantly these pain of choice, about such a number of churches.

12 is My brother fell from a tree, and now he has a brain shock.

Thirteen The northern hemisphere rotates on the opposite side of the south.

Ecuadorians are happy to have breakfast in Africa and dinner in South Africa.
of America.

14 is Cows walk slowly to avoid spilling milk.
The smart ones.

15 is Rainworms bite after they only have a tail in front and back.

This is also completely logical!

16 is Peach is an apple covered with a carpet.

And “skinned” peaches shave before selling!

17th I am not baptized, but I am vaccinated.

You can be sure that it is much more useful.

18 is After humans ceased to be monkeys, they became Egyptians.

I did not know that! But I bitterly suspected.

19 is Spring is the first of four seasons of the year. In the spring, the chickens lay eggs, and the peasants the potatoes.

Here is the seat!

20 is The uncle took the pig into a barrel and quickly slaughtered it along with his grandfather.
My grandmother was left “for later.”

21 is My aunt had so much pain in the joints that she could barely raise her arms above her head. The feet were the same.

22nd The Earth rotates 365 days each year. But once every four years she needs one more day. This day always happens in February. Why so I do not know. Probably because in February it is always cold, and turning a little harder.

23nd My sister is seriously ill. She takes one pill every day.
But so that if parents do not see, or they will be worried.

What a caring daughter!

24 is The most useful animal is the pig. From it you can use anything - meat from hand to hand, skin on skin, brush on brushes, and the name for insults.

Translated by c German Gerzen ( www.pentagra.de ).

Where did you get your tail?
The Queen of the Elves gave me.
Where did the tail come from?

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YYY: Well Titan is not bad such, Nickel so no
Wolfram, take care of it.
XXX in English?

XXX: International Day of Literacy
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I have a new nick, please change my name. and :-)

f.0.x: what did you have?

Chapter 22: The Princess

f.0.x is very nice. No difference to me.

Standing in a favorable row to the apartment we touch eternity.

The reaction of the ordinary girl to no very characteristic white spots on the boyfriend’s jeans: "Fi, how embarrassing!", well, and all in this spirit.
The reaction of the girl-admin: "Bl#! So here is where I try the thermopast #la. It was on the chair, right?"

- 1C released IL-2 under хвохЗБО
If they were to put the accounting under the tail...

I talk to a client and he writes:
13:30:54 (9/09/2009)
This goods will go to export. for him a foreign car will come, i.e. the end on Friday he should be already in stock
13:32:25 (9/09/2009)
We are fun meduses. WAP to WAP!
We are like arbuses! WAP to WAP!
13:32:48 (9/09/2009)
Sorry, it’s not for you.

He has an interesting life.

My friend went to INST.

Koval: tremble men, I was appointed old man.
Darkness: Did Goff already tell you how it will end?
Koval is EM? OO
Gefest: I know only one word at the 4th grade of the senior - "Take off!" :D