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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35809
 10.09.2010
thx (15:25:18 9/09/2010)
I found an article about how to do mines and what ways there are... how to do mines... wanted to throw Yulke in the assu and threw his director maniki... how to grit in the wrong window... stucco
yyy (15:25:35 9/09/2010)
xxx (15:26:22 9/09/2010)
He writes to me in a...Amin... enter the room.
thx (15:26:28 9/09/2010)
I think it’s all... shit.
yyy (15:26:35 9/09/2010)
xxx (15:26:50 9/09/2010)
He turns my note and asks me what this shit is???? to
xxx(15:27:00 9/09/2010)
I am red and silent.
xxx (15:27:19 9/09/2010)
The bird breathed out: Yes, I gave my girlfriend the usage guide.
yyy (15:27:21 9/09/2010)
XD XD XD
xxx (15:27:35 9/09/2010)
He grit well... I have to give up his wife too... let her read.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35808
 10.09.2010
You will hunt for four breasts, you will catch the puzzles from two babes.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №35807
 10.09.2010
by def1ant:
The year 2024. A father looks at his son’s diary.
Note: Your son is late to school...Do you want to increase the penis?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35806
 10.09.2010
XXX: Going I Bugs Calling
<< advised to read on leisure book the exile of buffs, bubbles, homeowners.
<< Book from the series Domestic impure force.
YYY : =
XXX: People call out ghosts.
But the bugs cause the amins. :D
YYY : :D
XXX: I presented myself with this picture:
Half-dark room, all the windows hanged, in the center of the room a pentagram, black candles, some sacrifice, on a bloody altar.And there are bushes, all such.One slowly ignites the candles, and quietly says: Everything is ready, open the quip, we will call the admin.
YYY: ughu..... in the center of the pentagram, a blue flame burns the computer with BD 1C..... the bugs begin to stumble, shaking the bills, and condemning "Debit, Saldo, Credit, Subcont".....And here is when the swings reach their apogee.
The administrator breaks into the accounting system and cries: “What X%No do you create, Herodes?”and "
all! A great action took place. Admin was called.
XXX: And the head of the buch says: O great odmin!We have disturbed the ancient evil, and our magic box no longer shows us 1s.I think it is cursed.O great Odmin, help us!!! to
YYY: And then the proud Odmin arose. He lifted up his mighty head and spoke with a loud voice: DOSTALI, C%? He put the statement on the table and left. And was such.
They say that to this day, in one deserted office burns a blue light of computers and bugs circle around him. For now he serves other gods, and the bulls have no power over him anymore.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35805
 10.09.2010
She: I move to you.
He is: Oh
She: Today at 7 am I am waiting for a vehicle to transport my cosmetics to you))
Don’t forget the gloves and gloves.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35804
 10.09.2010
Linity
I will soon marry.

Riddick
For the sake of... e. Congratulations to!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35803
 10.09.2010
Arab detectives have found that Kennedy was killed not from the window, but from a rifle.

toony

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №35802
 10.09.2010
I live in Kiev. The villagers know that at the exit from the metro station there are 3-4 spammers stable with some papers, and I every day, from the universe when I go, I go out to the station and I used to take these papers from them (they are even better if the papers break up faster... probably ))) and after 10 meters to throw them into the urn.
I go home, in the ears of the player, in the brains of a lecture on the Matan, in which I do not petry a belmes. He got out of the subway, they gave one paper, the second, the third, the fourth. I go on, throw them out in the garbage. As usual, nothing predicted trouble. Here I even through the music in the player (and the headphones I have with a good sound insulation) I hear something like "THIS WHAT HAVE HOLDED THE BAD?!?!?!". I stopped, removed the headphones, looked around - a man of some sort looks at me like Lenin on the bourgeoisie and can not even say a word, so he wandered... when I got a little out of the situation, I realized that I was given only 3 spammy papers, the fourth I took myself... and it was the start package of the billayn O_O I still can’t imagine how the man wandered when in the middle of the day I dumped him the start package of the billayn, and when he wanted to go after me saw that I threw him into the urn O_O.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35801
 10.09.2010
My husband’s relatives have a happy daughter. History removes something. So Dr. she is 4 years old, she was given a bicycle, all of it in the packaging and it is written in large letters "Bicyclists". Well, the little girl, as she learns to read, decided to read what she was given, and with such a cleverness on her face, she says:
The bicycle!
All are such:
What? what?! to
She thought a little:
and no. The bicycle! )

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35800
 10.09.2010
Which ink is more harmful, colored or black and white?
Oh, and why do you?
I wonder which piece of newspaper to clean the seed.

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