Surprised to look at the piece of an athletic ring that my three-year-old son brought me from the home gym, I remembered the story that happened when he was a couple of years older than his age.

While digging into my father’s toolbox, I discovered a fun brilliant thing, namely a triumphant drill for concrete walls.

Dad, what is it?

He is a victorious thief. They can break holes in the walls.

What does winning mean?

It is from a special alloy. will win. It is very strong, it cannot be broken.

He looked at me, breathed, appreciating the burning light of interest in my eyes and immediately took it from me: - But you will break!

In my youth I inherited an apartment from my grandmother in Khrushchev. A private home appeared and was incredibly pleased. I studied in those years at the institute and, like any student, I brought girls to myself from time to time. However, there was one well-known problem - sound insulation, or rather it was not from the word at all. The decision came at one moment. I replaced the old and rusted jigolo with a relatively new magnetophone. My close acquaintance was often on business trips to America, so I always had new cassettes with the latest hits like Queen and the like. Well, to silence the sounds of pure and unspoiled love, I included these records. And once brought to himself another love of his life, and went to the bath himself to bring himself in order. The door was next to the entrance door, so I could hear what was said on the staircase cage. And here I stand in the bathroom and hear the voice of the neighbors on the site: "Oh, DikovinnijZver brought the girl, tell your wife to put the dishes quieter soap, now we will listen to the last hits" That day they listened to Ice Ice Baby)

In the 90s, he was on a horse trip. The company was not very poor and the travel paid entirely. A bathroom for the car, a hotel, food you want, snacks, a spa salon or a pool at the hotel. Even a taxi, if it’s already a face in the olive. and all.

We stopped at the county cafe "U Colonel". When the menu was opened, it was a bit of creativity in the name of the dishes. Well there is a borst "easy death of the area", or a baking "white swan". This is just such a criminal slang. It turned out that the owner of the grocery was a former Colonel of the FSIN, and apparently the trace of a long service decided to rationalize in his own cafe.

They ate and went on. Upon arrival we hand over the cheque. In an hour, it is financial.

Are you really there, oh oh?

In the sense?

Is this what? - I get a check from the cafe at the Colonel, in it: dinner with confusion 150 rubles.

Long after, I had to explain what was called tomato salad with cucumbers.

Managing herds requires not only shepherds and dogs, but also high prices and housing shortages, low wages, selling media and imitation of education, culture and medicine.

Namedny crossed with one of the suppliers, said:
In his youth, he had a long care for the daughter of a very assured uncle. I thought I was getting married now - and my whole life would be a strawberry. was married. At the wedding, the aunt gave a house on Ostozhenka and $ 300,000 (at the end of the 90s - a huge amount even for the well-off uncles). Only this morning after the wedding I realized that the house is counted on the trust, and under the terms of the trust agreement it will be transferred together with all the income from the rental to our firstborn on his 18th birthday.
And the money?
The money is also in the trust and can be spent on teaching children at any university in the world.
Is it like you’re still married?
to marry. I then thought - I will get older - at least the children are sheltered:)))) And then I myself somehow broke up - the girl was faithful, supported!

In Texas, a man went after the girl in the shower, saying he identified himself as a girl.
The girl’s father knocked out his teeth, saying he identified himself as a Dental Fairy.