by VoVo:
How are they? and ;)
Pavlovskiy :
Not very much on the face. But man is good. A good man and fuck it is not shameful)))

I put a new castle on the door. I put. Checked it works. I checked again, it works again. He closed the door and... it didn’t open.

Thank you to the Basha team for it happens. No advertising, no nonsense, nothing but really funny stories that can be laughed at. With respect Alexander.

I go to the subway, the car is almost empty... From nothing to do, I begin to read advertisements... Here they offer to lose weight, here a rest in the south, etc. and here the look comes across the advertisement. who rides in the metro of St. Petersburg probably saw her: it is painted on the left-glamorous lady with the signature underneath it:"to answer misso?", on the right of the healthy type of biker, the signature: "to turn the borst?". And between them with a caring hand, a black marker and a crazy emphasis is written..."to get by strain". ))

He said, “Hello! Are you interested in friendly sex?
She: Normal... and who are you at all?
I am Andrew! Let’s be friends :)

YY: let me sit down on a quantum of mercy drink and divorce for sex :'(
XX : – O
XX: Interesting
YY: It sounds so cool, no man would refuse, no girl would not agree...

XXX is
Yuri?? to

YYYY
A is

XXX is
call to)

XXX is
Do not ask "why"

YYYY
Why is?

On the radio:
Timati: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a monkey, asked my parents to take me to the zoo to watch them more often... and then I grew up and wanted to be an artist.

That he chosen the middle at the end of... o_o

ogre
Do you know the railway station?

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
No, what is there? OOOO

? to
ogre
I saw the inscription today.

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
Which one?

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
OOOO

ogre
Internet provider some district is not and the inscription " we provide internet disconnection for the time of the session to all students for free"

To the citations:

"I work in the library. I flirt with teenagers. Recently, an eleventh grade girl asked who wrote the Grimm brothers. Before that, I was asked for the poems of Onegine. I really thought... and did Onegin write poems..."

"In Principe, yes, if you remember "I write to you what is painful...". Of course, it was actually written by Pushkin, but on the plot, Onegin.) )"

Shame on your people, gentlemen! "I am writing to you—why are you sick?" is a line from Tatiana’s letter. And Onegin was not a poet, because he did not have a high passion for the sounds of life, / he could not distinguish the jamba from the choir, / no matter how we fought. So is!

Status of the girl:
I hate the boy, he deceived me and hurt me very much.

He is:
How did he hurt you?
She is:
I left him, and now he doesn’t want to tolerate it.

Dguffinhally
Bring Annie to the movie!
Dguffinhally
A place for kissing.
Elensil
It must)
Elensil
> A place for kissing
We will not see anything from there.
Dguffinhally
God, explain to this idiot why a guy actually drives a girl to a movie

Who invented the dishwasher to put it at such a height that it would be convenient to suck and to wash it would have to bend?

In Russia, business is done in free time.

This is when to drink tea you need to break the cup from the table for 5 minutes!

The question is when driving in this weather in the summer it (ticket) spoil?

The rubber does not break. Bumpers, capes, radiators and some other parts of a car with summer tyres are usually damaged. Sometimes the driver and passengers are broken. There is still a chance to ruin someone else’s car. Pay for its repair.
:)) and also a portic air, when you press the brake you stumble, and the bumper of the cane is getting closer and closer :))

xxx is spoken?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XX: Do you have a brass?
Yyy: No of course) and what?))
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY : Why?
XXX: The printer is covered! and ROFL

Fuck you guys.
I would ask you before you give birth to a woman.
To respect yourself, so that friends do not laugh and friends envy you need:
1. fearlessly rushing to meet the most crazy ideas, from plotting the dredd to climbing a tree without branches drunk behind the tarzanka - type I am interesting
To be able to put (and configure!!!!) the wheel, the network, the first-needed wheels - type not stupid blonde
Constantly, without stopping to clean something, wipe and clean, cook a tueva chew, if possible, deliciously and every day - the type of "good hostess".
Don’t eat this tueva hutcha, paint it every day, put one hair and remove the other (and, fucking, don’t confuse it!) Type of model.
Be always in a good mood, forgive Him his male weaknesses, friends - their female, do not burden both of them with their problems - like a positive man.
Phat a horse unregulatedly without the right to "I can't do this" for a modest salary - like I do a career
Doing little pleasures to Him, like getting up first and cooking breakfast – like “I love him.”
And all the time that I’m ripping my ass on the above numbered points he... well what to say... you all know what you do in your free time...
The Nuvon... It will be time to reproduce – I will only give birth to a boy.

From January 1, exchangers disappear.
What at all?? to
Order of the NBU.
Oh you fucking! You immediately say that currency exchangers, or I thought file exchangers!

From the Reviews:
"Especially, the story of the Ukrainian actress, which in already 3 films in a row nobody gives: neither hitman, nor max payne, nor bond..."